Thaim wi a guid Scots tongue in their heid are fit tae gaun ower the warld. (Scots Proverb)

If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough (Jef Mallett)

Grown-ups should be allowed to go to hell with their own vices – cigarettes, cholesterol, chocolate or chips – intact. (Joan Burnie)