Unless for that modern knight-errant, the cyclist,
speeding to achieve the quest of John o' Groat's House, the far northern
Highlands seem as unduly neglected by tourists as the southern mountains
of Wales. Yet across the Moray Firth, that half insulates the north end of
Britain, lie charms and grandeurs none the less admirable for being
somewhat out of the scope of tourist tickets. The best face of this region
it turns to adventurers who brave the Hebridean seas; but also it has
winning smiles and impressive frowns for those who on the east side follow
the Highland line to its Pillars of Hercules.
The railway to the far north begins by running westward
from Inverness to round the inner basin of the Moray Firth at Beauly,
indeed a Beau lieu. Here, beside the ruins of a priory, is a seat
of Lord Lovat, whose shifty ancestor, after Culloden, lurked for six weeks
in a secret chamber of Cawdor Castle, but was finally run down in a hollow
tree after adventures trying for the age of fourscore and four. The falls
of Kilmorack make perhaps the finest point in a district full of
attraction. Gilliechrist is noted for a grim story that does not go
without question: in the church here a congregation of Mackenzies is said
to have been burned alive, to the sound of the bagpipes, by their
Christian enemies of Glengarry, a memory of ancient manners which
Wordsworth laments as "withering to the root." One of Lord Lovat's
hiding-places was an island in the river, that afterwards became a summer
retreat of Sir Robert Peel ; and its romantic cottage was for a time the
home of the two Sobieski or Allan brothers who made a mysterious claim to
represent the Stuarts, and were treated with royal honours by some
Scottish families. They were a stately pair, after a somewhat theatrical
style, taking the part of silent Pretenders in the Highland dress, on
which they published a sumptuous volume. In later years, when both were
well-known figures in the Reading-room of the British Museum, they, or at
least one of them, came down to lodgings in Pimlico, where I have heard
pseudo-majesty calling for his boots from the upper floor like a dignified
Fred Bayham.
All this part of the railway is set among varied
beauty, as it bends away from the western mountains and curves about the
heads of the deep eastern firths. Beyond Beauly, it crosses the neck of
the peninsula called the Black Isle, on which stand the ex-cathedral city
of Fortrose, and Cromarty on the deep inlet guarded by its cave-worn
Sutors, where one can ferry over the mouth of this Cromarty Firth to the
farther promontory, ended by one of Scotland's several "Tarbets," name
denoting an isthmus or portage. Cromarty no longer exists as a separate
and much-separated county, of which Macbeth seems to have been Maormor or
satrap. Before the boundary
The River Glass near Beauly, Inverness-shire
adjustment in our generation, several Scottish shires
had outlying fragments islanded within their neighbours' bounds, an
arrangement probably due to the intrigues of interested nobles ; but this
one was all disjecta membra, the largest lying away up in the
north-west corner of Ross, with which environing county Cromarty is now
incorporated. The county town, at the point of the Black Isle, still
flourishes in a modest way, after shifting its site so that the Cross had
to be bodily removed. It has reared at least two notable sons, one that
literary Cavalier Sir Thomas Urquhart, who so well translated Rabelais
while a prisoner in the Tower, whence he published other ingenious works
that but feebly represent his industry, for some hundreds of his
manuscripts, lost at the battle of Worcester, went to such base uses as
lighting the pipes of Roundhead troopers. The other was Hugh Miller, the
stone-mason's apprentice, who rose to be an esteemed author, a geologist
of note, and editor of the Witness, that full-toned organ that
lifted with no uncertain sound the testimony of the Free Church.
This end of Scotland, like the south-west, has been
strongly Whig in its sympathies. Even its Highland clans were often led by
their chiefs to support the Protestant succession. It was a Mackay who
commanded for King William against Claverhouse; the Munroes did service to
King George against the Pretender; and President Forbes of Culloden kept
the Mackenzies, or many of them, from joining the prince, who at his
mansion spent a last quiet night on Scottish soil. Hugh Miller tells us
how the Cromarty folk watched the smoke of Culloden across the Firth, of
their rejoicing for Cumberland's victory, and of their savage exultation
over Lovat's head. Religious enthusiasm here was kin to that of the
Covenanters. To the south, as we have seen, lies a belt of Catholicism;
and some glens of the Highlands shelter knots of Episcopacy; but when the
Gael does take to Presbyterianism, he likes it hot and strong. This was
the diocese of the "Men," those inquisitorial elders who played such a
severe part in church life of older days. The Free Church movement found
great acceptation in the Highlands, so much so that in many parishes the
Old Kirk has been almost deserted. And the Free Church in the far north is
still largely officered by a school of ministers, who, fervidly rejecting
the conclusions of criticism and latitudinarian liberality, are known as
the "Highland host," by humorous inversion of a phrase that once applied
to an instrument of the prelatical party. The recent broadening of this
body's base has here been fiercely resisted, some congregations even
coming to blows over Disruption principles. There was a time when the
Sabbath could be said not to come above the Pass of Killiecrankie; but now
the northern Highlands are the fastness of a Sabbatarianism that dies hard
all over rural Scotland. In Ross, the late Queen Victoria had the unwonted
experience of being refused horses for a Sunday journey by a
postmaster incarnating the spirit of John Knox; then it is understood that
Her Majesty gave directions he should in no way suffer for conscience'
sake. There were "godly" lords in these parts, to whose influence Hugh
Miller attributes this temper of faith; and here was the diocese of that
"Black John," the "Apostle of the North," whose field-preachings stirred
the bones of martyrs to old prelatic tyranny.
It is no wonder that Hugh Miller became a champion
of the Free Church in its pristine glow. Alas ! his promising career
was cut short by his own hand. It is believed that the trial of
reconciling the Mosaic geology with advancing science proved too much for
his brain. Had his lot been cast in our generation, divines of his own
beloved communion would have taught him more accommodating
interpretations, that might have helped to a longer lease of usefulness
one of Scotland's many self-taught sons, whose Schools and
Schoolmasters remains the best book on this countryside.
At Dingwall, the little county town of Ross, which,
like the Devonshire Torrington, has been fondly thought to resemble
Jerusalem in site, a short branch line turns westward to Strathpeffer, the
Scottish Harrogate, thriving apace since it got a railway. Till then its
clients were chiefly local, many of them seeking an antidote to more
potent waters distilled hereabouts ; but now in the later part of the
season it is crowded with visitors from both sides of the Border.
Strathpeffer has varied advantages to bring patients all the way from
London. It boasts the strongest sulphur water in the kingdom, also such an
effervescing chalybeate spring as is rarer in Britain than in Germany; it
has adopted peat baths, douches, and other balneological devices from the
Continent; while a remarkably good climate helps it to distinction among
northern spas. It is sheltered by mountains from the wet and windy west;
then its show of flourishing crofts, originally granted to a disbanded
Highland regiment, attests a genial summer; and beside the Pump-room
Highland Eves tempt the drinkers with tantalising piles of strawberries,
forbidden by the faculty as plum-pudding at Kissingen; but it is to be
feared that British invalids are less docile to Kurgemass rules.
The village lies in a valley begirt by charming scenery of "dwarf
Highlands" about the course of the Conon and other streams. Hugh Miller
worked here as a mason lad, and his "recollections of this rich tract of
country, with its woods and towers and noble river, seem as if bathed in
the rich light of gorgeous sunsets." The long summer evenings light up
patches of heather over which is the way to such beauty spots as Loch
Achilty, the Falls of Conon, and the Falls of Rogie, that have been
compared to Tivoli. Close at hand is Castle Leod, famed for enormous
Spanish chestnuts that give the lie to Dr. Johnson; and farther off are
other ancient mansions, Brahan Castle, whose gardens were laid out by
Paxton; Coul with its fine grounds, and the spectral ruin of Fairburn
Tower. Above the village the wooded ridge of the Cat's Back leads to a
noble view from green Knockfarril, where is perhaps the best of the
"vitrified forts" so common in the far north. Rheumatic patients would
once celebrate their cure by dancing a Highland fling before the
Pump-room, a saltatory exercise said to have originated in the experience
of a kilt among midges. To prove themselves sound in wind and limb,
Sassenach visitors might ascend Ben Wyvis, the "Mount of Storms," a
ten-miles tramp or pony ride. There is no difficulty on the way unless a
bog at the bottom, that must be skirted in wet weather ; and the prospect
from the top is rarely extensive in proportion to the trouble of reaching
it: on a fine day may be seen the mountains of Argyll, of Braemar, of
Sutherland, and of Skye, perhaps grandly half revealed through distant
haze or thunderstorm.
Moor of Rannoch, Perthshire and Argyllshire
At Dingwall diverges also the branch line to Lochalsh,
the ferry for Skye. This takes one through a real Highland country, where
at Auchnasheen goes off the coach route to Loch Maree, which some judge
the finest scene in Scotland. Less smiling than Loch Lomond, it lies more
wildly among naked pyramids of quartz, Ben Slioch the most conspicuous
point of them, but this lake has the same beauty of wooded islets at the
lower end, where a group of half-drowned hillocks "form a miniature
archipelago, grey with lichened stone, and bosky with birch and hazel." On
one of these are the ruins of a chapel of the Virgin Mary, who was perhaps
godmother to Loch Maree. Beyond it open the sea-inlets Torridon, Gairloch,
and Loch Ewe; and the coast northwards by Ullapool and Loch Inver is
pierced by deep fiords and overlooked by grand summits, worn down from
Himalayan masses of old. On the road from Garve to Ullapool, beside the
strath looking down to Loch Broom, an oasis of greenery enshrines the
Measach Falls of Corriehalloch, a stream tumbling through a deep-bitten
chasm, which some have pronounced the grandest Highland scene in the
genre of that Black Rock ravine mentioned below. If we are ever to
reach John o' Groat's House let us turn away from the transparent waters
of this coast and from the gloomy glories of Skye. The sportsmen to whom
these northern wilds are best known would not thank any guide of idle
tourists, and such a guide must be pitied in his task of repeating
epithets.
From Dingwall the railway holds up the side of the
Cromarty Firth by a country of Munroes and Mackenzies, who have taken all
the world for their province. A notable natural feature
here is the chasm of the Black Rock, through which a stream from Loch
Glass leaps in a series of cascades gouging out an open tunnel that
sometimes is only a few yards wide at the top, whence one looks down upon
waters foaming into gloomy linns, an American canon in miniature, its
edges bristling like the Trossachs, its mouth thus described by Hugh
Miller:—
"The river—after wailing for miles in a pent-up
channel, narrow as one of the lanes of old Edinburgh, and hemmed in by
walls quite as perpendicular, and nearly twice as lofty—suddenly expands,
first into a deep, brown pool, and then into a broad, tumbling stream,
that, as if permanently affected in temper by the strict severity of the
discipline to which its early life had been subjected, frets and chafes in
all its after course, till it loses itself in the sea. The banks, ere we
reach the opening of the chasm, have become steep and wild and densely
wooded, and there stand out on either hand giant crags, that plant their
iron feet in the stream; here girdled with belts of rank, succulent
herbs, that love the damp shade and the frequent drizzle of the spray; and
there, hollow and bare, with their round pebbles sticking out from the
partially decomposed surface, like the piled-up skulls in the great
underground cemetery of the Parisians. . . . And over the sullen pool in
front we may see the stern pillars of the portal rising from eighty to a
hundred feet in height, and scarce twelve feet apart, like the massive
obelisks of some Egyptian temple; while in gloomy vista within, projection
starts out beyond projection, like column beyond column in some narrow
avenue of approach to Luxor or Carnac. The precipices are green, with some
moss or byssus, that, like the miner, chooses a subterranean habitat—for
here the rays of the sun never fall; the dead mossy water beneath, from
which the cliffs rise so abruptly, bears the hue of molten pitch; the
trees, fast anchored in the rock, shoot out their branches across the
opening, to form a thick tangled roof, at the height of a hundred and
fifty feet overhead; while from the recesses within, where the eye fails
to penetrate, there issues a combination of the strangest and wildest
sounds ever yet produced by water: there is the deafening rush of the
torrent, blent as if with the clang of hammers, the roar of vast bellows,
and the confused gabble of a thousand voices."
Turning away from the sea, the line soon strikes it
again at the ancient borough of Tain, on the Dornoch Firth. Near the head
of the inlet we cross into Sutherland, and soon by the gorge of the Shin
come to Lairg, port of the mail-cars that cruise into far corners of this
county. The southern land, whose name tells how it was once counted part
of nakeder Caithness, has truly northern features of mountains and open
moors, lakes, "waters," "straths," and the "kyles" of its coast, those
deep narrow sounds taking their Gaelic name from the same root as Calais.
Three of its five sides are washed by the sea. The interior is chiefly
given up to deer and sheep, with here and there an oasis of moorland farm,
rescued from the heather as Holland from salt water, and only by ceaseless
industry held against Nature's encroachments. Too much of the land,
indeed, makes "a wilderness of brown and ragged moorland," whose
"monotonous features" are "masses of wet rock and dark russet heather,
black swamps, low and bare hills, and now and again the grey glimmer of a
stream or tarn "among heights" dulled with hurrying showers and glittering
out again to the sun."
The fish of its inland waters is one of Sutherland's
richest harvests. Its lakes are legion; one large parish alone is said to
contain hundreds of sheets; and the coming and going of anglers keeps up
the good roads and fair inns of a thinly-populated region, from which have
been swept away the traces of homes made desolate by the "Sutherland
evictions." Loch Shin, running half across the county from Lairg, is the
longest lake, about which man has waged feeble war with the sternness of
Nature ; but the wildest scene is Loch Assynt, near the west coast,
tapering among a group of grand mountains such as the Sutherlandshire Ben
More and the three-peaked mass of Quinaig. This remote nook seems
neglected by authors, yet a picturesque novelist might here find material
for a second Legend of Montrose, whose last adventure brought him
to be captured by Macleod of Assynt and confined in the Castle of Ardvreck.
As for the features of the west coast, behind which rise so wildly
weather-worn crags above glacier-planed glens and fiords, like those of
Norway on a smaller scale, they are thus summed up by Mr. John Sinclair in
his Scenes and Stories of the North of Scotland :—
"The Gaelic word 'Assynt' is a compound and signifies
'out and in.' If so, like almost all place-names in the Highlands, it is
most fitting and felicitous. Indeed it applies admirably, not only to the
district so called, but to the entire west coast of Sutherland from the
borders of Ross-shire to Cape Wrath itself. Looking, for instance, at the
map, we can still see in the endless contortions of the shore, as we used
to do when children, the figures and profiles of men and beasts—not one of
them in any degree like to any other. There are brows flat and high on the
headlands; eyes large and small in the lochs and tarns; noses Roman,
Grecian, retroussé, on the rocky capes; bay-mouths wide and narrow,
open and shut, drooping in sadness, curving upward in joy; chins which are
impudent, and chins which are retiring; cheeks smooth and furrowed, shaven
and bearded; and in all these you can clearly see, if you have any
discernment at all, grumpy grandfathers and grinning fools, laughing
children and scolding
The Isles of Loch Maree, Ross-Shire
dominies, gaping crocodiles and snarling monkeys,
weeping maids and wistful lovers. The surface of the country inland from
the shore is extremely varied, rugged, and wild, but full of interest and
charm for healthy and buoyant natures. If you believe, as I for one do,
that in order to see the beauties and taste the sweets of land and water
there is needed not only sight but insight, which is something far
more and better, you will find at every turn of the highway new
matter of surprise and admiration. Island-studded bays like Badcall,
picturesque retreats like Scourie; deeply indented lochs like Laxford, the
'Fiord of salmon'; distant views of a mountain-chain of peaks; long
successions of rocky knolls crowned with brushwood and heather—these are a
few of the elements which go to make up the panorama between Assynt
and the Kyle of Durness. When at length you look down over the brindled
cliffs of Cape Wrath ; when you behold its rugged masses of God-made
masonry; when you hear the thunder-throb of the waves in its vaulted
caverns; when you gaze to south and west and north over the hungry heaving
sea, you can but look and marvel and adore."
The north coast, with its Cave of Smoo and its Kyles of
Durness and of Tongue, is also grandly broken. The east shore, along which
the railway runs to Helmsdale, is rather a strip of fields and woods. In
the southeast corner lies Dornoch, which enjoys the distinction of being
the smallest county town in the kingdom, literally a village, with a
restored Cathedral as proof of city dignity, and on the site of its
Episcopal palace a prison that has been closed for want of custom among
the honest Highlanders. There has been little crime here since the last
witch was burned on British soil in 1722 at Dornoch. What brings strangers
to Dornoch, now that it has a railway branch, is its golf-links, extending
for thousands of acres on the seashore; and this far-northern understudy
of St. Andrews offers a remarkably good autumn climate, often mild up till
Christmas. Not much bigger is Golspie, with its sea-girt pile of Dunrobin,
seat of the ducal family that, owning most of Sutherland, and having
incorporated the title and estate of Cromarty as well as the English
peerages of Stafford and Gower, can hold up its head as the largest
landowner in Britain. With a thousand or so people of its own, Golspie has
a good hotel, from which strangers may visit the Dunrobin Glen and
waterfall, the traces of gold-working that once promised to pay in this
neighbourhood, and Ben Bhraggie conspicuously crowned by Chantrey's statue
of the first Duke of Sutherland.
Above Helmsdale, the Ord ridge makes the Caithness
frontier, round the end of which winds what is literally a highroad into
our northernmost county, described by Pennant as more terrible than the
Penmaenmawr track that used to be the bugbear of travellers to Ireland.
The road has been improved, but the railway is here forced away from the
sea, seeking an entry into Caithness farther inland. The southern part of
this county is still Highland, where the train runs on miles and miles
over unbroken stretches of heather ; then farther north these fall away
into a windy expanse of hollows and ridges, in which Nature would seem to
have come short of material for ending off our island with picturesque
effect; the central part has even been called the most forlorn wilderness
in Britain. Caithness, like other countrysides, has been "improved" in our
time; but still it shows wide, cheerless prospects of bog and waste, with
peat stacks more frequent than trees, and scattered, turf-walled houses
having their thatch bound on by straw ropes and weighted down by stones to
keep them from being blown away. Verses signed by the well-known initials,
"J. S. B.," set in a frame of honour at John o' Groat's House, describe
the bareness and bleakness of these poor fields, fenced by
Flagstones and slates in a row
Where hedges are frightened to grow;
and
Shrubs in the flap of the breeze,
Sweating to make themselves trees.
The most flourishing production of Caithness appears to
be the flagstones, layers of mud and fish bones pressed together ages ago,
which its quarries send forth to pave more genial regions. Its waters,
too, grow a valuable crop, as one may know who has ever seen the
multitudinous herring-fishing fleet set sail from Wick in the long summer
twilight. Angling can be had in a chain of some dozen lochs drained by the
Thurso river that runs through the county from south to north, at the
mouth of which over 2500 salmon were once netted in one haul. In the
south, if heather were edible, the folk should be fat; and below darkly
naked cones, we find glens such as Berriedale, in parts rich as well as
romantic, like a miniature Switzerland of which Morven is the Matterhorn.
Here again we have a duodecimo edition of Highlands and
Lowlands bound together. In the north-east the people are tall and sturdy,
with plain marks of Scandinavian origin, like their sters and
dales. On the south and west rather, we find clans bearing such names
as Mackay, Sutherland, Keith, and Gunn, the last certainly a Norse tribe
who can wear only an adopted tartan. Most illustrious of all were the
Sinclairs, that held the now dwindled Earldom of Caithness, one of those
Norman families settling themselves so masterfully all over Scotland. From
this farthest point of the kingdom, hundreds of them followed their Earl
to Flodden, and hardly one came back to tell the tale of that "Black
Monday," since when, it is said, no Sinclair will cross the Ord ridge on a
Monday. Another sore loss fell on the clan a century later, when a certain
Colonel Sinclair, heedless of what foreign enlistment regulations had then
taken shape, led a regiment of his clan to serve Gustavus Adolphus against
Norway, but, attacked by Norwegian peasants in a narrow gorge, more than
half of them were crushed beneath rocks hurled down from above, as
the French soldiers in Tyrol, or the Turks in defiles of the Kurdish
Dersim. The monument on the spot records the death of fourteen hundred
kindly Scots, which appears an exaggeration; but it is said that not a
score escaped with their lives. Many other grim and gory tales might be
told of this race, as some are in Mr. John Sinclair's book above
mentioned. The shells of castles fringing these shores have as often as
not had a Sinclair lord at one period or other, like Castle Sinclair,
almost crumbled away, while the older Girnigo, on to which it was built,
still stoutly defies the weather. Today the most outstanding branch of the
family is that of Thurso, first distinguished in a new field by Sir John
Sinclair's Statistical Account of Scotland, and by his improvements
in the county; then by the author of Holiday House, and by more
than one dignitary of the English Church. This family is notable for
stature as well as
Moor and Mountain, Ross-shire
wisdom. I forget whether it was Catherine Sinclair's
father or brother who was said to have three dozen feet of daughters ; and
when he put down a new pavement— probably from his own quarries—opposite
his house in Edinburgh, it was readily nicknamed the "Giant's Causeway."
The main branch of the Sinclairs, whose titles at one time, says Sir
Walter, might have wearied a herald when they were not so rich as many an
English yeoman, is represented near Edinburgh by the ruins of Rosslyn
Castle and the monuments of that beautiful chapel—
Where Rosslyn's chiefs uncoffined lie
Each baron for a sable shroud
Sheathed in his iron panoply.
The railway, forking for the only Caithness towns, Wick
and Thurso, with their ports Pulteneytown and Scrabster, does not give a
fair view of the county. Its most impressive features, as at our other
Land's End, are to be looked for in its rim of brown cliffs, tight-packed
layers of flagstones, their faces "etched out in alternate lines of
cornice and frieze," here dappled by hardy vegetation, there alive with
clamorous sea-fowl. Like the granite, slate, and serpentine edges of
Cornwall, these sandstone rocks have been carved by wind and water into
boldest shapes of capes and bays, dark caverns, funnels, overhanging
shelves and gables, swirling "pots" and foaming reefs, isolated stacks
lashed by every tide, broken teeth bored and filled by every storm, and
the deep chasms here called geos, that sometimes lead down to
beaches rich in fine and rare shells, for one, "John o' Groat's Buckie,"
akin to the cowries of the tropics. In the damp crevices, also, grow rare
herbs such as that "Holy Grass" found by Robert Dick of Thurso, one of Mr.
Smiles's "discoveries" in the species of self-helped naturalists. More
truly than of Cornwall, it may be said that Caithness seldom grows wood
enough to make a coffin. Where Cornwall comes short of Caithness is in the
numerous castles, not all of them left to decay, that on the verge of
those northern precipices might often be confounded with Nature's own
ruins. It was only about the beginning of the eighteenth century that such
strongholds could be deserted for snugger mansions. Here, in 1680, was the
scene of our last private war, when the head of the Breadalbane Campbells
invaded Caithness with a small army, that overcame the Sinclairs, it is
said, by the wily stratagem of causing to be stranded on their coast a
ship freighted with whisky to drown the enemy's prudence and resolution.
Traces of older inhabitants are very frequent in
Caithness, its moors thickly strewn with hut circles, standing stones,
tumuli, and those curious underground excavations known as "Picts'
Houses," which appear to have been dwellings rather than burial-places.
One usual feature of such burrows is the cells and passages fitting a
smaller race than our noble selves, who must crawl on hands and knees in
grimy explorations not likely to be undertaken by the general tourist.
Hence there is reason to suppose that Scotland and other countries have
been inhabited by a stunted race of aborigines, like the dwarfish Ainos of
Yesso or the pygmies who turn up in various parts of Africa. Mr. David
MacRitchie, an antiquary who has paid special attention to so-called
Pictish remains, is doughty champion of a theory which connects the dimly
historic Picts or Pechts and the legendary Fians with the whole fabulous
family of fairies, elves, goblins, brownies, pixies, trolls, or what not,
who are represented as dwarfish and subterranean, issuing forth from their
retreats to hold varied relations of service or mischief with ordinary
men. The name of the Fians, belonging to Ireland as well as to the
Scottish Highlands, and fitly represented in the dark doings of Fenians,
may point to Finland, where small Laplanders still exist in flesh and
blood. The "good people," who long haunted Highland and Lowland glens,—but
it seems they cannot abide the scratching of steel pens or the squeaking
of slate pencils,— were apt to be tiny, of retiring habits, and in the way
of disappearing underground. So the fairies may have been real enough, for
all the scorn of that " self-styled science of the so-called nineteenth
century." Scott, who seems well disposed to the theory, tells us of
stunted, servile clans, such as the M'Couls, who were hereditary
Gibeonites to the Stewarts of Appin. In our own time Hebridean herds have
been found encamped inside beehive hillocks of turf such as opened to take
in the captives of fairy adventure. As for the objection that such beings
sometimes appeared as giants rather than dwarfs, it will be remembered how
a similar transformation came quite easy to Alice in Wonderland, how
omne ignotum pro magnifies is very apt to hold true in a misty
climate, and how visions of the spiritual in this country have often had
an origin disturbing to the senses—
Wi' tippenny we'll fear nae evil,
Wi' usquebaugh we'll face the devil.
But neither Mr. MacRitchie, in his Fians, Fairies,
and Picts and other writings, nor any of his
brother ethnologists, has much to tell us about John o' Groat, whose house
is the shrine of so many cyclists, wheeling piously from the Land's End, a
road of more than nine hundred miles at the shortest, through hundreds of
villages, scores of towns, and dozens of cities or places of fame. All
that way they come to see a low grassy mound and a flagstaff in front of
an hotel, a mile or two west from the pointed stacks of Duncansbay Head.
The story goes that this John was a Dutchman by descent, whose family,
split into eight branches, kept up meeting for an annual feast; then to
avoid squabblings for precedence, John hit on the idea of an octagonal
table in an eight-sided house, with eight doors and eight windows, in
which, let us trust, his kinsmen were not at sixes and sevens. Here we may
have some hint of such a contest for chieftainship as is not unknown among
Highland clans, else the folk-lorists must find this a hard text to
expound. Three, seven, and nine are all mystic numbers; five is time-honoured
in the East, as four in the Western world; two and ten have a practical
importance; six bears with it a sense of satisfaction, as do a dozen or a
score; thirteen and fourteen fit themselves to legend and superstition ;
even four-and-twenty blackbirds have been sagely interpreted as the hours
of the day and night ; but what can one say of eight in tale or history?
It might take a mathematician to make a myth here. Maybe the points of the
compass, doubled for the sake of emphasis, are at the bottom of it.
Perhaps there is some political allusion to James VI.'s Octavian board of
administrators. Or may some printer, short of copy, not
Crags near Poolewe, Ross-shire
have tried his hand at composing an octavo legend?
Possibly the story is more or less true, in which the Scotticised Dutchman
is further stated to have flourished as owner of a ferry to the Orkneys.
The suggestion that his fare was a groat must give way before the fact of
Groat being apparently a real Dutch name. Nor is it "past dispute" that
here geese are bred from barnacles, as asserted by sundry authors, among
them that tourist of Cromwell's time, Richard Franck, who seems to have
made his way so far, and gives us much quaint information about divinity,
scenery, and fishing, spoilt by a most affected style, by slap-dash
spelling of names, and by an evident "scunner" at his model Izaak Walton.
One thing seems certain, that John o' Groat was a
humbug if he gave out this non-existent house of his for the northernmost
point of our mainland, as stiff-kneed cyclists fondly reckon. That honour
properly belongs to Dunnet Head, the lofty line of red cliffs stretching
to the east of Thurso Bay, hollowed out by billows that shake the
lighthouse on the farthest point, from which one looks to the Orkneys over
the "still vexed" Pentland Firth. I wonder if that modern John o' Groat be
still to the fore, who some twenty years ago was presented with a
testimonial for his constancy in carrying across the mail during the
lifetime of a generation. He belonged to a school of ancient mariners who
had the knack of smelling their way about the sea, whereas our modern
Nelsons, it seems, don't know where they are till they have gone down into
their cabin and worked out a sum. I once crossed with this "skeely
skipper," and was much struck by his method of navigation. A thick fog
came on half-way across a tide that races at ten miles an hour ; then to
clear his inner light, he had up a glass of grog, through which he took
frequent observations. Every now and again he stopped the engines and
bawled out into the fog without any response; but when at last a muffled
hail came back, we were within a hundred yards of Scrabster Pier. On
another occasion, he is said to have hit it off still more closely,
carrying away the pier-head as a proof of his straight-steered course.
But here we must turn back, lest a darkless summer day
tempt us to cross to Orkney, and on to the much-battered Shetlands by the
stepping-stone of the Fair Isle, whose name, like that of the foreign
Faroe Isles, denotes not beauty but sheep. This muggy and windy
archipelago, indeed, is hardly Scottish ground, but an ex-Danish
possession, held in pledge by us for a princess's dowry that seems like to
be paid on the Greek Calends. Its people indignantly decline to be called
Scotchmen. And though our Thule has grand and fine features of its own,
too often wrapped in fog, they are hardly such as go to make up the
character of Bonnie Scotland.