"SOME time since, when calling at
the house of one of my oldest parishioners, who had been a hand-loom
weaver, he fell to speak of other days; and, amongst other things, he told
me of the disappearance, some years back, on a fine summer’s evening, of a
web of linen which had been laid to bleach by the riverside at the foot of
the glebe. The fishermen, it seems, were ‘burning the water' [Spearing or
"leistering" salmon by torch-light] in the Skerry, and the man who had
charge of the web went off to see the salmon ‘leistered,’ and on his
return the web was gone. Of course there was a sensation. The story was
soon in everybody’s mouth, with abundant suspicions of as many persons as
there were yards in the web of linen.
"The web belonged to a very
important personage, no less than the howdie, or old village midwife, who
was not disposed to sit down quietly under her loss. So she called in the
aid of a wise man from Leitholm, and next day told her friend the weaver,
my informant, that she had found the thief, for the wise man had turned
the key. The weaver being anxious to see something of diablerie, the
howdie brought the wise man to his house; and the door being locked on all
within (four in number), the magician proceeded as follows. He took a
small key, and attached it to a string, which he tied into the family
Bible at a particular place, leaving the key hanging out. Next he read two
chapters from the Bible, one of which was the history of Saul and the
witch of Endor; he then directed the howdie and another person to support
the key between them, on the tips of their forefingers, and in that
attitude the former was told to repeat the names of all the suspected
parties.
"Many persons were named, but the
key still hung between the fingers, when the wise man cried out, ‘Why
don’t you say Jock Wilson?’ This was accordingly done, and immediately the
key dropped, i.e., turned off the finger-ends. So the news spread
far and wide that the thief was discovered, for the key had been turned
and Jock Wilson was the man! He proved, however, not to be the man to
stand such imputations, and being without doubt an honest fellow, he
declared ‘he wudna be made a thief by the deevil.’ So he went to consult a
lawyer, but after many long discussions the matter died away; and my
authority, the weaver, says it was believed the lawyer was bribed; ‘for he
aye likit a dram."