THE same day, another hero,
celebrated for his hatred of witchcraft, was warming himself in his
hunting hut, in the forest of Gaick, in Badenoch. His faithful hounds,
fatigued with the morning chase, lay stretched on the turf by his
side,—his gun, that would not miss, reclined in the neuk of the bothy,—the
skian dhu of the sharp edge hung by his side, and these alone
constituted his company. As the hunter sat listening to the howling storm
as it whistled by, there entered at the door an apparently poor
weatherbeaten cat, shivering with cold, and drenched to the skin. On
observing her, the hairs of the dogs became erected bristles, and they
immediately rose to attack the pitiable cat, which stood trembling at the
door. "Great hunter of the hills," exclaims the poor-looking trembling
cat, "I claim your protection. I know your hatred to my craft, and perhaps
it is just. Still spare, oh spare a poor jaded wretch, who thus flies to
you for protection from the cruelty and oppression of her sisterhood."
Moved to compassion by her eloquent address, and disdaining to take
advantage of his greatest enemy in such a seemingly forlorn situation, he
pacified his infuriated dogs, and desired her to come forward to the fire
and warm herself. "Nay," says she, "in the first place, you will please
bind with this long hair those two furious hounds of yours, for I am
afraid they will tear my poor hams to pieces. I pray you, therefore, my
dear sir, that you would have the goodness to bind them together by the
necks with this long hair." But the curious nature of the hair induced the
hunter to dissemble a little. Instead of having bound his dogs with it, as
he pretended, he threw it across a beam of wood which connected the couple
of the bothy. The witch then, supposing the dogs securely bound,
approached the fire, and squatted herself down as if to dry herself. She
had not sitten many minutes, when the hunter could easily discover a
striking increase in her size, which he could not forbear remarking in a
jocular manner to herself. "A bad death to you, you nasty beast," says the
hunter; "you are getting very large." "Ay, ay," replied the cat equally
jocosely, "as my hairs imbibe the heat, they naturally expand." These
jokes, however, were but a prelude to a more serious conversation. The
cat, still continuing her growth, had at length attained a most
extraordinary size,—when, in the twinkling of an eye, she transformed
herself into her proper likeness of the Goodwife of Laggan, and thus
addressed him: "Hunter of the Hills, your hour of reckoning is arrived.
Behold me before you, the avowed champion of my devoted sisterhood, of
whom Macgillichallum of Razay and you were always the most relentless
enemies. But Razay is no more. His last breath is fled. He lies a lifeless
corpse on the bottom of the main; and now, Hunter of the Hills, it is your
turn." With these words, assuming a most hideous and terrific appearance,
she made a spring at the hunter. The two dogs, which she supposed securely
bound by the infernal hair, sprung at her in her turn, and a most furious
conflict ensued. The witch, thus unexpectedly attacked by the dogs, now
began to repent of her temerity. "Fasten, hair, fasten," she perpetually
exclaimed, supposing the dogs to have been bound by the hair; and so
effectually did the hair fasten, according to her order, that it at last
snapt the beam in twain. At length, finding herself completely
overpowered, she attempted a retreat, but so closely were the hounds
fastened in her breasts, that it was with no small difficulty she could
get herself disengaged from them. Screaming and shrieking, the Wife of
Laggan dragged herself out of the house, trailing after the dogs, which
were fastened in her so closely that they never loosed their hold until
she demolished every tooth in their heads. Then metamorphosing herself
into the likeness of a raven, she fled over the mountains in the direction
of her home. The two faithful dogs, bleeding and exhausted, returned to
their master, and, in the act of caressing his hand, both fell down and
expired at his feet. Regretting their loss with a sorrow only known to the
parent who weeps over the remains of departed children, he buried his
devoted dogs, and returned home to his family. His wife was not in the
house when he arrived, but she soon made her appearance. "Where have you
been, my love?" inquired the husband. "Indeed," replies she, "I have been
seeing the Goodwife of Laggan, who has been just seized with so severe an
illness that she is not expected to live for any time." "Ay! ay!" says he,
"what is the matter with the worthy woman?" "She was all day absent in the
moss at her peats," replies the wife, "and was seized with a sudden colic,
in consequence of getting wet feet; and now all her friends and neighbours
are expecting her demission." "Poor woman," says the husband; "I am sorry
for her. Get me some dinner; it will be right that I should go and see her
also." Dinner being provided and despatched, the hunter immediately
proceeded to the house of Laggan, where he found a great assemblage of
neighbours mourning, with great sincerity, the approaching decease of a
woman whom they all had hitherto esteemed virtuous. The hunter, walking up
to the sick woman’s bed in a rage, proportioned to the greatness of its
cause, stripped the sick woman of all her coverings. A shriek from the now
exposed witch brought all the company around her. "Behold," says he, "the
object of your solicitude, who is nothing less than an infernal witch.
To-day, she informs me, she was present at the death of the Laird of Razay,
and only a few hours have elapsed since she attempted to make me share his
fate. This night, however, she shall expiate her crime by the forfeiture
of her horrid life." Relating to the company the whole circumstances of
her attack upon him, which were too well corroborated by the conclusive
marks she bore on her person, the whole company were perfectly convinced
of her criminality; and the customary punishment was about to be inflicted
on her, when the miserable wretch addressed them as follows:—" My
ill-requited friends, spare an old acquaintance, already in the agonies of
death, from any further mortal degradation. My crimes and my folly now
stare me in the face, in their true colours; while my vile and perfidious
seducer, the enemy of your temporal and spiritual interests, only laughs
at me in my distress; and, as a reward for my fidelity to his interest, in
seducing everything that was amiable, and in destroying everything that
was good, he is now about to consign my soul to eternal misery. Let my
example be a warning to all the people of the earth to shun the fatal rock
on which I have split; and as a strong inducement for them to do so I
shall atone for my iniquity to the utmost of my ability by detailing to
you the awful history of my life." Here the Wife of Laggan detailed at
full length the way she was seduced into the service of the Evil One,—all
the criminal adventures in which she had been engaged, and ended with a
particular account of the death of Macgillichallum of Razay, and her
attack upon the hunter, and then expired.
Meanwhile a neighbour of the Wife of
Laggan was returning home late at night from Strathdearn, where he had
been upon some business, and had just entered the dreary forest of Monalea,
in Badenoch, when he met a woman dressed in black, who ran with great
speed, and inquired of the traveller, with great agitation, how far she
was distant from the churchyard of Dalarossie, and if she could be there
by twelve o’clock. The traveller told her she might, if she continued to
go at the same pace that she did then. She then fled alongst the road,
uttering the most desponding lamentations, and the traveller continued his
road to Badenoch. He had not, however, walked many miles when he met a
large black dog, which travelled past him with much velocity, as if upon
the scent of a track or footsteps; and soon after he met another large
black dog sweeping along in the same manner. The last dog, however, was
scarcely past, when he met a stout black man on a fine fleet black
courser, prancing along in the same direction after the dogs. "Pray," says
the rider to the traveller, "did you meet a woman as you came along the
hill?" The traveller replied in the affirmative. "And did you meet a dog
soon after?" rejoined the rider. The traveller replied he did. "And,"
added the rider, "do you think the dog will overtake her ere she can reach
the church of Dalarossie?" "He will, at any rate, be very close upon her
heels," answered the traveller. Each then took his own way. But before the
traveller had got the length of Glenbanchar, the rider overtook him on his
return, with the foresaid woman before him across the bow of his saddle,
and one of the dogs fixed in her breast, and another in her thigh. "Where
did you overtake the woman?" inquired the traveller. "Just as she was
entering the churchyard of Dalarossie," was his reply. On the traveller’s
return home, he heard of the fate of the unfortunate Wife of Laggan, which
soon explained the nature of the company he had met on the road. It was,
no doubt, the spirit of the Wife of Laggan flying for protection from the
infernal spirits (to whom she had sold herself), to the churchyard of
Dalarossie, which is so sacred a place that a witch is immediately
dissolved from all her ties with Satan on making a pilgrimage to it,
either dead or alive. But it seems the unhappy Wife of Laggan was a stage
too late.