5 PEARLS OF SCOTTISH WISDOM
1.
Money cannot buy happiness but...somehow, its
more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than
it is on a bicycle.
2.
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's
name.
3.
Help a man when he is in trouble & he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.
4.
Many people are alive only because it’s illegal
to shoot them.
5.
Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then
neither does milk.
