An old Scot, after living for
many years in a far-away land, was dying. He called his doctor and asked
for one last favour. The doctor agreed and the old Scot said he wanted to
hear the pipes played one more time before he died. A piper was duly
summoned and marched up and down the hallway playing mightily. In the
morning, the old Scot was so invigorated he arose, dressed, and went home.
All of the other patients were dead.
Thanks to PK Murphy for
sending this in.