|An Elderly couple visited the
doctor for their annual medical exam. The old bloke first and when the Doc had finished he
asked the man if he had any concerns about his health. The old fella said " Well when
the missus and I have sex for the first time I get all hot and sweaty, but the second time
I end up freezing cold. The Doctor is mystified and says he'll do some research and let
him know. Having finished his exam of the wife he mentions her husbands concern
about the sex in their lifes. "Silly old devil. The first time is in December and the
second time in June.
Three women talking of
there husbands performance as lovers. First says "My husband is a marriage counsellor
and brings me flowers and chocolates before we make love, and I like that" The
second says "My husband is a dock labourer, and some times plays rough and slaps me
around, I like that" Third one comments " My husband works for Microsoft.
He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it"