October Storms—Cablegram Predictions—Indications of
coming Storms—Geordie Braid, the St. Andrews and Newport
Coach-driver—The Naturalist in Winter—Drowned Hedgehogs: Spines become
soft and gelatinous—Lophius
Piscatorius —Disproportion
between head and body in the Devil-Fish a puzzle—An Itinerant Fiddler.
The storms
of the latter days of October [November 1877] were exceedingly severe
along our western seaboard, and terribly so, as more than one
correspondent assures us, amongst the Hebrides. It is worth noting with
what marvellous punctuality these Trans-atlantically telegraphed storms
reach our shores. They are "up to time," with all the precision almost
of our best appointed mail trains; quite as punctual, at all events, to
their predicted time on several occasions lately as our ocean
mail-carrying steam ships to their appointed
dates of arrival. This last October storm, for example, was telegraphed
as being due on our British shores on or about Saturday, the 27th, and
so correct, considering all the difficulties of such meteorological
vaticinations, was the prediction, that the storm actually reached us
here on the evening of the 26th, increasing in intensity throughout the
night and until mid-day of the 27th, the very day fixed upon, when it
blew with all the force of a hurricane, and the rain fell in torrents,
accompanied, too—that none of the essentials of a great storm might be
wanting—by vivid lightning, and thunder peals loud enough to make the
deafest hear, or at all events feel,
for it is no exaggeration to say that the very ground seemed at times to
will responsive to the aerial concussion. The 26th had dawned bright and
clear, and so continued throughout the day; one of those "pet days," in
short, not uncommon at this season,—the sea, too, calm, and glassy as a
mirror. In the afternoon, however, we were called out from the tea-table
to look at a phenomenon which had already attracted the attention of
some of our more observant neighbours, and about which they wanted our
opinion, as they had some thoughts of going a herring fishing. The
phenomenon in question was this: Not a breath of ah' was stirring, Loch
Linnhe was unruffled by the slightest zephyr, and yet a heavy surge
quite suddenly began to break along the beach with a sudden boom that
was remarkable in such a calm. A somewhat similar phenomenon, lasting
but for a short time, however, is observed in our lochs when, on a calm
summer evening, one of the Messrs. Hutcheson's paddle steamers—the
"Chevalier," for instance—passes at full speed close in shore. What
could this swell and surge, troubling a loch otherwise calm as a
mill-pond, mean1? You might have safely carried a lighted
candle exposed and lanternless along the beach on which that heavy swell
with hollow boom was breaking —breaking in great green waves that showed
not a hell or fleck of foam on their crests until they thundered on the
shingle. It was, in a word, a phenomenon for which there was no apparent
adequate cause. The sea, had it been in keeping with all its visible
surroundings, should have been calm and still; on the contrary, it was
restless and perturbed, and there lay the mystery. Even had we
recollected nothing of the telegraphed storm, it was easy of solution,
and our instant interlocutor, as the law courts have it, was this : "A
storm in the Atlantic, my good friends. Calm as it is here, there is a
storm, and a wild one, depend upon it, outside yonder island of Mull,
for all it basks so peacefully in the golden sunset. Nothing else can
adequately account for such a swell on our calm inland waters on an
evening so summer-like and warm; and when I tell you that a storm likely
to reach our shores to-morrow has been telegraphed from America several
days since, I conclude that it is that very storm fast approaching us
that causes this swell upon our shore. It must he just at hand; so haul
up your boats high and dry; take down your nets from the drying-poles,
and put them in a place of safety. Stay thankfully at home, and let the
herring fishing stand over till the predicted gales have come and gone.
Many a gallant fellow at this moment afloat would be glad to have his
foot like you on terra
firma: a chas air talamh tioramwere
the words,—his foot on dry land. With some such remarks as these, we
sent the men home, still wondering, however; and within a couple of
hours the storm was upon us with a loud prolonged shriek, that showed
how thoroughly in earnest it was. Timeously warned, no danger was done
in our district, and we are now unanimous in speaking with the utmost
respect of the Atlantic cable in connection with storm warnings from the
Western Continent. These telegraphic warnings from America, by the way,
of coming storms are of the utmost importance and value, more
particularly to the western shores of the British Islands. We have no
doubt at all that on the western seaboard of Scotland alone many
valuable lives were saved, as well as much valuable property, by the
submarine cable notice that put us all on our guard with reference to
the gale that raged on the 27th of October, and for several days
subsequently. We wonder if from Britain or the Continent any of the
terrible easterly storms of last winter were telegraphed to America—timeously
and purposely telegraphed, that is— so as to be of benefit to our
Transatlantic cousins, as their recent telegrams have been to us. We
fear not. But now at least it is surely a matter of the merest courtesy
and cousinly goodwill that we be prepared and ready to send them betimes
telegraphic messages of all our easterly storms,
in return for similar favours on their part in respect to those that are icesterly.
R eading
over the foregoing paragraph, which the reader may see was written currente
calamo—at
a gallop, as it were, and without a check, as the foxhunter says—we find
that we have used the often-quoted Latin phrase terra
firma: words
which rarely fail to make us smile in their connection with an anecdote
current in St. Andrews in our early college days. It was to this effect:
The driver of a two-horse coach that ran at that time between St.
Andrews and Newport was a George Braid, a respectable old man,
familiarly known to everybody, and notably to the University students,
as "Geordie," a liberty with his Christian name which Mr. Braid in
nowise resented, for he was intelligent and shrewd, and knew that he was
thus spoken of and addressed out of goodwill and kindly regard rather
than otherwise. Frequently patronised on his route by learned professors
and lively students, Geordie had picked up many big words and learned
phrases, which he was fond of using in his family, and, as the Catechism
says, amongst his "inferiors and equals." In connection with frequent
storm and shipwreck on the wild east coast, it was the most natural
thing in the world that Geordie should often have heard from the lips of
some of his learned "fare" the words terra
firma,
with which he associated a general idea of protection, comfort, and
safety. One terrible night of snow and storm, having driven a large
coachful from Newport to the city, Geordie, when he had duly seen to his
cattle, and paid a short visit to the bar of the "Cross Keys" hostelry,
wended his way by the West Port to his home, which lay beyond the old
city walls. His wife, a brisk and eident bit
body, had a roaring fire and a cheery welcome for her goodman on his
entrance, while his children gathered round him to help him off with
caps, coats, leggings, and all the other belongings of the outer man of
a driver in the good old coaching days. Reduced at last to something
like his natural dimensions, Geordie, having sufficiently rubbed his
purple hands before the fire, looked benignantly around and exclaimed,
"Ah! Meg, my woman, you and the bairns hae muckle cause to he thankful
to your Maker that ye hae terra
firma abune your heads this
night! Its just awfu' out yonder by the Guard Brig and Strathtyrum." "We
have met with not a few in our day with a strange craze for using words
and phrases of which they evidently knew as little of the real meaning
and proper application as honest Geordie Braid with his terra
firma.
The new moon of the 5th, aided by a wind that at times
almost amounted to a gale, gave us along the western seaboard three very
high tides in succession ; that of the afternoon of the 6th, however,
being the highest. The naturalist who is fairly diligent on such
occasions is pretty sure to meet with more or less interesting matter
for thoughtful study; nor, so far as our own experience extends, need
the entries in one's note-book, even for what is called the "dead"
season of mid-winter, be fewer in number, or less interesting or
instructive than those of the pages devoted to the summer season itself.
We have known naturalists whose note-books presented little but a dreary
succession of blank pages for the winter half-year, and who thought it
odd that we should be surprised at it. It has been said that the laws of
disease are as beautiful as those of health, and that peace has its
victories as well as war, and we have no hesitation in saying that to
the true naturalist the winter season, if fairly and diligently
encountered, is in its way just as interesting as the summer, and that
the observer who has all his wits about him, and who goes to work with a
will, may have his
"victories"
even in the season of the winter solstice—victories as important in
their way and gratifying as are those of midsummer itself, when the days
are at their longest, when summer seas are calm and summer woods are
green. In the course of half an hour's ramble on the beach the other
day, we fell in with some curious waifs, each of which might be made the
text of an interesting monograph. Three drowned hedgehogs, for example,
was a somewhat startling "find" to turn up in a swathe of seaware that
the advancing tide was slowly rolling up the shingle. One was
full-grown, a female ; the other two, both males, were but half or three
parts grown. "What brought them there? was the natural question; for a
hedgehog, dead or living, on the sea-shore under high-water mark, is as
odd and out-of-place an object as would be a mackerel far up the hills
amongst the heather. The following is probably a satisfactory enough
explanation of the mystery :—Hedgehogs, which twenty years ago were
quite unknown in Lochaber, are now plentiful. A pair, captured on Lord
Abinger's lands at Torlundy, were sent to us some dozen or fifteen years
ago as a great curiosity; and in this district then they were a
curiosity, so much so, that we can recollect that during the time they
remained in our possession as exceedingly tame and most interesting
pets, people from all parts of the country used to come in order to have
a close look at the black-snouted, spine-armoured hedge pigs, as
Shakespeare calls them, the graineag or repulsive one
of the midland Highlanders of Athole and Strathspey, where the animal
has always been plentiful. They have now become so common in this
district that a hedgehog is no more accounted a rarity than is a stoat
or a weasel. Hedgehogs are fond of making their cozy nests of moss,
grass fibres, and fallen leaves, near the roots of trees and bushes
growing on the banks of rivers and mountain streams. These last have of
late been frequently swollen beyond their usual bounds by the heavy
rains ; and in a spate of this kind poor Mrs. Hedgehog and her
youngsters were caught napping, and carried away by the torrent to the
sea, and ultimately cast ashore by the wind and waves, where we found
them- in their winding-sheet of slimy sea-wrack, and for a moment
wondered how it came to pass that they lay there, like poor Ophelia, "drown'd,
drown'd." One remarkable circumstance connected with these drowned
hedgehogs was this : we found to our surprise that we could handle them
with impunity; their spines, so formidable in the living animal, being
quite soft and gelatinous to their very tips. This is by no means the
case with the spines of such hedgehogs as are killed by trap, or
otherwise on land. In this latter case the spines retain their point and
prickliness, as in the living animal, till in the process of decay they
separate from their sockets in the skin, and drop in brittle, broken
fragments to the ground. A question, then, for future investigation is
this,—Do the spines of all drowned
hedgehogs lose their prickliness and point, and become soft and
gelatinous 1 If so, has fresh water alone this effect, or is it
necessary that the animal should be some time immersed in salt water
Within a short distance of the drowned hedgehogs, lay a
large angler or fishing-frog, the Lophius
piscatorius of
ichthyologists, and a frequent waif on our shores after a gale. It had
evidently been caught by the storm in shallow water, and been beaten to
death by the weight and force of the waves, for it was in excellent
condition, and there was nothing to indicate death in any other way. Why
in this fish such a huge head, with its formidable array of recurved
teeth, and such a cavernous, capacious gullet, should be joined to a
body comparatively so diminutive, is a puzzle that has never yet been
satisfactorily solved ; nor can we ourselves, up to this present moment,
advance even a plausible conjecture in explanation of an anomaly that
must have attracted the attention of thousands. The disproportion
between the immense head and the small and slender body is as great as
if you erected a porch lofty and wide enough to serve as the main
entrance to a cathedral, and vestibule to correspond, in order to enter
a dwelling consisting after all but of a single bedroom. Or, to put it
in another way, it is as if you built a large mill, with the most
powerful machinery possible, in order to grind sufficient meal for the
daily consumption of a single dyspeptic customer. The-fishing frog, has,
we believe, been of late successfully introduced into more than one of
our many aquaria, but we are not aware that any satisfactory explanation
of the difficulty which we are considering has as yet been arrived at. A
full and sufficient explanation, however, you may be sure there must he,
if we only knew enough of the animal's economy to get at it.
But we must stop ; for hark ! an itinerant fiddler has
this moment struck up "Bob of Fettercairn" just in front of our study
window. He plays admirably too, lovingly caressing the polished base of
his instrument—his bread-winner, poor fellow—with his wan and withered
cheek, and wielding a powerful, yet light and delicate, bow-hand; and we
must go and have a crack with him. Nor must you sneer at us for so
doing, gracious reader. The arrival even of a peripatetic, out-at-elbows
fiddler is an event of some importance in such a place as this on a
cold, grey November afternoon. We shall order him a big bowl of tea,
with something to eat, satisfied that if in so doing we are not
entertaining an angel unawares (though there is no reason that we know
of why an angel should not appear
in peripatetic fiddler guise, as well as in any other form), we are at
all events entertaining one who by his appearance manifestly needs
something warm and comfortable, and a little rest by a cheerful fireside
at this season, not forgetting the while that he is a capital fiddler—of
some intelligence, too, and full of capital stories we warrant him.
Depend upon it that Homer, who was after all but an inspired gaberlunzie, has
many a time and oft appeared in quite as sorry a plight, and with as
little externally to recommend him as this same itinerant fiddler; and
think how proud and glad you and we should be to have a chance of
entertaining the blind old Chian, wandering ballad-singer as he was !
You must, therefore, let us have our way with this poor old man, who, by
the way, is not blind, but, on the contrary, has a good large dark brown
eye of his own, so common, wc have noticed, in people musically
inclined, that it may be called the musical eye; and if he is all we
take him for, and he and we got on well together, you may perhaps hear
of him again. |