IT was with great regret,
as I have already said, that I parted with my friend Burnaby.
Independent of the regard I had for him, there was a comfort in having
near at hand a countryman on whom one could rely in case of emergency.
You may say what you like, but Celt clings to Celt, Saxon to Saxon; and
in the far regions of the north-west one likes to be sure of something
like fellow-feeling—one wants something like plain, down-right English.
Living, as I did at that time, a great deal in the' Hebrides, I wanted a
companion that understood English ways and habits thoroughly. No doubt,
as long as Fred was in the island, and my own immediate neighbour, there
was no lack of fellowship; but then, alas! December generally saw him
migrate. I don’t think I could have stood the island by myself at first
without Dick; but when he also went, my heart sank within me; and, but
for my bright home, I believe I should have gone too. But Providence was
very kind to me.
There still existed
another Saxon in the long island—a true one too—with whom I had already
smoked the calumet of peace, and with whom before we separated, I
entered into the strongest bonds of amity. This individual was the
Episcopalian clergyman of Stornoway —whom for short we used, or I used,
to call Shippy—and an excellent, good man he was. He was a true specimen
of an upright, conscientious being, with good brains, and that rare gift
of common sense. By common sense I don’t mean worldly sense; but that
instinct that sees what is the right thing to do, and never swerves one
inch to right or left, to please the “Devil, the Pope, or the
Pretender,” and thus gains respect, and by respect a following also. His
preferment was not very large — one hundred pounds per annum ; but then
Stornoway was not in those days a very dear place to live in, and its
merchants were not “the princes of the earth.” The duties of his cure
were not onerous, but in their discharge he managed to secure the good
opinion of both the Established and the Free Church; and when he left
the island to take a small, very small, living in England, lie did. so
to the great regret of all classes. In a pecuniary point of view he did
not much better himself by the change; for, while the incomes of both
valuable pieces of preferment were equal, the expenses of living in the
county to which he moved were trebled. But I advised him strongly to do
so, as where he was, with a wife and children, the future was a bad
prospect. He took my advice, and that of his other friends, and there he
is, “as you was,” as the drill-sergeant says, some fourteen years ago,
except that he has received some small augmentation of £40 per annum to
his means. And yet all agree in sounding his praises as a model parish
priest. I visited him the other day on my road north, only to find him
the same happy, contented being. Of course his bishop is most anxious to
do something for so exemplary a man; but somehow bishops never find the
opportunity of doing anything for these plain, hard-working, parish
priests. No; tutorise, platformise, inspectarise, and you have a chance.
But there are so many good, hardworking men, it would be invidious to
select one. It, is like the army: the regimental officers get the kicks,
the staff the halfpence. Oh, dear! how I wish I w~as a bishop for only a
short time, to give a few good things to such men as good Shippy.
Now, as I said before,
Shippy’s duties were not of so decidedly overpowering a nature as to
prevent my occasionally inveigling him into taking a rod in his hand.
Indeed, sometimes I smuggled him out of Stornoway, to come and stay with
me, and take a walk over the muir and see my dogs work; and then I
wanted to try a gun I had not shot out of some time, and it was taken
out by chance, and Shippy came in for a shot. The gulls, too, used to
plague his garden, and someone lent him a short, thick single-barrel,
that could shoot. But Shippy’s passion was fishing, and this I had both
the power and the will of gratifying; for, much as I dislike loafers,
more do I like seeing a friend enjoy himself by my rivers’ side. He was
the most extraordinary fisher I ever saw. He did not fish a river—he
thrashed it; and there was not much use fishing after him. His lines
were cables; his rods something like the good springy twenty feet ash
poles we used to jump the fen ditches with in days of yore, when there
were fens, and before your improving agriculturists drained them—for
which may the unclean beast defile their graves ! "With these he worked
his flies on the water, as much as to say to the fish, “Attention!” and
they did attend, and they were astonished at what they saw. For Shippy
dressed his own flies; and what flies ! I never saw anything like them
before, except my own, and they were better; and I did not think it
possible I could have an inferior in that art. But Shippy’s were even
less ephemeral than mine. They were a mixture of caterpillars of various
hues, of gigantic size, and rough Welsh buzzes. But Shippy whacked these
flies a long way and straight on the water, so that he never missed a
fish that rose. His line was never curved—it was always as taut as a
hauled-on hawser; and he was a most successful man. I never knew him
come home empty-handed, and he used to kill fish when I could not. When
he left the island he gave me his flies— if so they could be called—and
I killed many, many fish with them, but I never could catch his decided
whack with them; and no human fly-dresser I ever encountered could put
anything together resembling his patterns. He had a peculiarity, too, in
fishing. He never could handle a rod without smashing it to atoms; his
own poles even could not stand his work. And I used to rig up rods on
purpose for him—for I delighted in having him to fish with me—to see if
he could break them, which he generally succeeded in doing. But he never
came home without plenty of fish; and he was like an otter—he always got
the best fish, and seemed always to whack his caterpillars right on the
very spot where a taking fish was; for he must have been a taking fish
not to have rushed back to sea incontinently on so rough a summons.
Never talk to me about
the necessity of fine fishing after Shippy’s exploits! I once sent him
to the Blackwater with a celebrated fisherman, the surgeon of a
war-steamer, stationed for sometime at Stornoway, and a Hampshire man,
accustomed to the Test. The sailor boy floated his lines in the air till
they, floss-silk fashion, dropped almost imperceptibly on the water. It
was a marvel to see, but the product was not equal to the science.
Shippy whacked away, and filled his pannier with salmon and sea-trout,
and would have filled three that day, I believe; only, of course, he
broke his rod, and so badly as to be past mending by the side of the
river.
Our friend was not a good
shot, much as he enjoyed it; but there was no mistake in his shooting—he
missed them clean. There was no feathering, or legging, or following up
wounded birds. When he hit them, he did it in earnest—the same whack
with which he delivered his flies—and there was no difficulty in finding
his bird, or rather what was left of him, which was not much. When he
shot a snipe, which did not often happen, the bird vanished into thin
air—the long neb alone remaining to tell of what genus it had been. The
only thing I ever knew that stood his style of shooting was a wild
goose, and even that was not safe to eat after his killing. Occasionally
kind friends gave him a chance at a deer; and then was he not in his
glory? He drilled such holes through his quarry, that I don’t think the
Ghassepot could have surpassed his weapon. For all this, Shippy was a
charming camarado, always cheerful, always full of resource ; and I was
only too delighted whenever I could get him to accompany me over to the
wild west side, to look after all sorts of imaginary things.
Then Shippy had a gig
like no other gig I ever saw; a pair of wheels on a very wide axle-tree,
on which was fixed a kind of revolving box, in shape somewhat like the
carriages of the roundabouts of immortal memory in the palmy days of
Bartholomew Fair. Whether there were any springs I forget now; but,
certainly, when in motion, one was not conscious of their existence. The
shafts of that vehicle were very wide, and the animal inclosed within
them very small, and it consequently rolled in its progress like a
trooper-transport in a gale of wind in Table Bay. Dick Burnaby and I
were commissioned to horse this wonderful carriage ; and, accordingly,
we attended the great July fair, then held on the muir side, three miles
from Stornoway, on the Callernish road. There we picked out a chestnut
pony that would not, it was said, go in harness. This animal, after
finding every fault under the sun with every part of its carcass, we, to
the farmer’s great astonishment, purchased. Dick soon persuaded the
chestnut as to the necessity of going in harness, and in due time Shippy
was allowed to navigate his own vessel; and I never heard of his coming
to any greater grief than pitching a brother, who came up to see him,
and was not yet accustomed to its lurches, out on the high road, and
splitting his trousers to ribands—he wore them tight and strapped down
over his boots. I see him now on the road, near the Creed Gate, as we
were going over to the Blackwater to fish; and for the rest of the
journey he took a tight clutch of that roundabout. Then the harness of
this carriage was not of the highest order; I don’t think any of our
Lewisian carriages were got up quite in Hyde Park style. But Shippy’s
harness was really a thing of shreds and patches. The only part about it
that could be said to have the slightest substance was the collar; and
this haying been made for a yery large carriage horse, some seventeen
hands high, while the chestnut was barely twelve, I often wondered he
did not go through it like one of the sylphs through the hoops at old
Astley’s.
Of course, Shippy,
whenever he went on a fishing expedition, as invariably broke his
harness as he did his rod. I remember well one night (Saturday), we had
been passing the week at wild Dalbeg, and had come across from thence to
Diensten bothy, where our respective traps were to meet us to convey us
home. Shippy started before me in his, and I was following down the
Diensten Hill, in a true Hebridean night, blowing a hurricane, and
bucketing hailstones in your face, when through the storm I heard the
most frantic exclamations and entreaties not to drive over him, as he
could not stir. And there he was safe by the side of the road, with
nothing of harness left save the eternal collar and parts of the
reins—no vestige of traces. But practice had rendered Shippy very
perfect in all mending powers. I fortunately had a dog chain and one or
two dog couples, so in less than no time he put himself to rights, and
arrived home in safety, though, like Wallenstein’s roan that he mounted
his cousin on at the battle of Leipsic, “Dog chain and dog couples saw
I, never more.”
Suet was Shippy; and, to
me at least, when he took his departure, he left a great blank behind
him. We all attended the sale of his effects; and, owing to his
popularity, they sold downright well. I remember it opened with some old
empty powder canisters, which realised over sixpence a-piece; other
things in proportion. The pony fetched twice the price he gave for it;
the roundabout three times its value; and the harness—will any one
believe it?—realised £2. 10s.
N.B.—It is as well to
state that the roundabout was purchased, as well as the harness, by the
old farmer I have already written of; who never, as a rule, bought and
sold when sober, which was not often. This time he was, and he rued his
bargain, for his old pony always took him home on his back safe when he
was drunk; but when harnessed, was not accountable for the, roundabout’s
lurches, which very soon nearly demolished his poor old master, and he
gave his equipage up.
Thus did the good old
Stornowegians show their kind feeling towards the man, and every one
tried to possess some relic of one they so truly and justly appreciated.
For some time I felt like a fish out of water, my play-fellow gone, and
it was not long before I learnt how ill I could do without him.
Therefore, should this meet Shippy’s eye, let it not ruffle him— as, if
I know him, it will not—that I have had my laugh at some of his ways.
The object of these reminiscences is to harm or gall none, but to recall
happy days engraven on my own recollection, and I flatter myself on that
of others; and thus not only cheer up my own decline, but win a smile
from those who shared with me those bygone times. The pleasures of
memory and imagination being all that are left him, pardon the
garrulous, old fool if he spins them out to such an extent. |