Of the family or early history of this eccentric
personage little is known. He was born, it is believed, at Auchtertool,
and was educated with a view to the pulpit; but his resources were
limited, and, no doubt with the resolution of embracing the earliest
opportunity of following out his original intention, he accepted the
situation of Master in the Grammar School of Dunfermline. He was an
ardent student; and it is supposed that too close application,
particularly in acquiring a knowledge of the Greek and Hebrew languages,
tended to impair the faculties of a mind which might otherwise have
shone forth with more than ordinary lustre. The result was, he soon
tired of the irksome duties of a preceptor, and resigned his situation.
He "was sure Job never was a schoolmaster, otherwise we should not have
heard so much of his patience."
Among other whims entertained, he deemed it unlawful
to shave. on the ground that, as a man was created perfect, any attempt
at mutilation or amendment was not only presumptuous but sinful.
Following up this theory in practice, he increased the singularity of
his appearance, by approximating still more closely to the dress and
deportment of the ancient prophets. His usual attire was a loose
great-coat, reaching nearly to the ankle. In his hand he carried a staff
of enormous length ; and, as he seldom wore a hat, or any other
covering, his flowing locks, bald forehead, and strongly marked
countenance, were amply displayed. He adhered to the strictest
simplicity of diet, and preferred sleeping on the floor, with or without
a carpet, if permitted by his friends. He was tenacious of his beard;
and when on one occasion entreaty so far prevailed as to induce his
consent to be shaved, the violence of his regret, for what he considered
a sinful compliance, was so excessive, that those interested in his
welfare, convinced of the danger of such an experiment, refrained in
future from all similar attempts.
Notwithstanding his grotesque and formidable
appearance, unless when under some transitory excitement, Andrew was a
man of gentle, kind, and even engaging manners. Occasionally, when
actuated by some strong mental paroxysm, he has been known to exchange
hi-; pilgrim's staff for an iron rod, with which he would walk about the
streets of Dunfermline, declaring that he was sent to "rule the nations
with a rod of iron." Abhorring every one who had even the appearance of
making " gain of godliness," he one day, in his magisterial wanderings,
observed a "caiiseway preacher " in the act of sermonizing for the sake
of the few halfpence that might be thrown into his hat, which, for the
purpose of receiving the gifts, lay open before him. Andrew's ire was
kindled at the exhibition; he stepped forward, repeating in a solemn
tone—" Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in
pieces like a potter's vessel;" and, suiting the action to the words,
with one blow of his iron rod he felled the unlucky proponhder of
the gospel to the ground. For this breach of the peace, the only one he
was ever known to commit, Andrew was imprisoned in the jail of the
burgh, from which he was in a short time liberated on bail. In after
life he often referred to his incarceration, remarking, in ridicule of
the circumstance, that, "such a place was more likely to make a wise man
mad, than to cure the frenzy of a madman, which the magistrates in error
thought he was."
Andrew was undoubtedly an excellent scholar; and, on
relinquishing the Grammar School of Dunfermline, he came to Edinburgh,
giving himself out as a private teacher of Greek and Hebrew. Although
well qualified to act in this capacity, it was not to be supposed, from
the state of his mind, that his employment would be extensive, or that
he was capable of pursuing any vocation with the necessary application
and perseverance. A small circle of friends—of whom the late Mr. William
Anderson, ironmonger, foot of West Bow, was one—who were pleased with
the simplicity of his manners, contributed the moderate sum required for
his subsistence. But acting upon the Scripture injunction, that "if any
one would not work, neither shoiild he eat," Andrew, with honourable
independence of mind, refused all gratuitous aid. Either professionally
as a teacher, or in any other way he could be serviceable, he always
insisted on rendering an equivalent.
His peculiarly conscientious idea of independence
occasionally placed him in circumstances somewhat ridiculous; and his
scruples against eating when he did not work were frequently carried on
so far as to threaten starvation. His objections were only to be
overcome by his friends suggesting the performance of some trifling
piece of labour, such as bringing a "rake" or two of water from the
well, or arranging the goods on the shelves of the sale shop. Having
applied a salvo to his conscience in this way, he would then sit down to
dinner. But even this device ceased to be effective, some of the young
wags persuading him that such labour was unprofitable, and tended only
to indulge the indolence of the housemaid or shopboy. Thus driven to
extremities, and effectually to appease the phantom by which he was
pursued, Andrew at one time hired himself as a labourer to a master
builder; and what further proved the disinterested nature and purity of
his motives, as he had a competency, his wages were to be given away in
charity. One day, while engaged with his fellow-barrowman in carrying
up stones to the masons, as might have been expected, he felt much
fatigued ; and a passage of Scripture—" Do thyself no harm " coming
opportunely to his recollection, he at once laid down his portion of the
barrow. His companion behind, still holding the shafts, and provoked by
the untimely delay, broke out into a volley of dreadful oaths and
imprecations; to prevent which Andrew resumed the burden sooner than he
intended. When the labours of the day were over, he was asked by a
friend, to whom he repeated the occurrence, if he had forgot the sum of
the second table of the law, which says, "Thou shalt love thy neighbour
as thyself"? Andrew replied that it did not occur to him at the time. On
his friend reminding him that, had he been the undermost bearer of the
barrow, his own safety would have dictated a different course, he
cordially assented—"You say right; that is very true."
His opposition to the prevailing customs of society
arose from an indiscriminate and rigid interpretation of particular
portions of the sacred writings; and probably the same cause led to his
dissent from the ordinary modes of public worship. He used to say that
he had read of a church in Ethiopia, where the service chiefly consisted
in reading the Scriptures. "That," said he, "is the church I would have
attended." He preferred reading the Bible in the original; and to his
extreme fondness for expounding the Scriptures, the attitude in which he
is portrayed in the Print evidently refers. At the time the building of
the South Bridge was in progress, Andrew has been often seen at a very
early hour on the Sabbath morning—long before his fellow-citizens were
roused from their slumbers—seated in the fresh air to the south of the
Tron Church, with his Hebrew Psalter in his hand.
He frequented those churches where the greatest
portions of Scripture were read, and generally visited more than one
place of worship in the course of a forenoon. He repaired first to the
Glassites, who met in Chalmers' Close—then to the Baptists, in Niddry
Street, or to the Old Independent Church in the Candlemaker Row. The
former he preferred for their Scripture reading, and the latter for the
doctrines taught. In short, the Bible was the standard to which he
seemed desirous of assimilating himself, not more in faith than in
manners; and his language, formed on the same model, abounded in
Scripture phrases and quotations, applicable to almost every
circumstance in life. Mistaken he might be in some of his views, and
over rigid in others; but in referring to the Bible as his authority, he
always did so with the utmost reverence and respect.
Had Andrew been dictator, the fashions and customs of
society would have been pristine indeed. He abominated superfluity; and
no one partial to a fine house and gaudy attire could in his opinion
have any pretentions to religion. A gentleman with whom he was intimate,
happening to be at Glasgow, embraced the opportunity of calling on the
Baptist preacher, Mr. Robert Moncrieff, brother of the late Rev. Sir
Henry Moncrieff Wellwood, Bart. On his return from the west, he was
closely questioned by Andrew as to what sort of a man Robert
Moncrieff was (for he never addressed any one by a higher appellation
than his Christian name) — had he a fine house—and did h« dress richly?
On being answered that in these particulars Mr. Moncrieff was pretty
much in the style of other respectable people—
"O, then," said Andrew, sorrowfully, "he cannot be
sincere. The rich man was 'clothed in piirple and fine linen, and fared
sumptuously every day.'"
"Call no man master" was a portion of Scripture upon
which he acted in the strictest sense. He never applied the terms Master
or Mistress to any one, always using the proper name, if he knew it. In
cases where he did not, he got over the difficulty in the following
manner:—Two ladies, who stood in the relation to each other of mother
and daughter-in-law, by their uniform kindness had secured his respect
and gratitude. The elder being a widow, he spoke of her without
hesitation as Widow------------. The younger, whose first name he did
not know, asked him how he distinguished her in conversation from her
mother-in-law. "Oh," said he, "you read in the Scriptures of the wife of
Cleopas: I call you the wife of-------------." If told anything
detrimental to the reputation, or tending to lower his good opinion of
any one, he would say—" I did not hear it before—I am sorry to hear it;
" and anything of this kind he was never known to repeat to another.
Apparently well aware of the position in which he was
placed by his singular opinions and habits, he seemed anxious on all
occasions to justify his principles. Visiting at the house of an
acquaintance one day, he asked permission to take the infant daughter of
his friend in his arms. Although somewhat surprised at the request, it
was nevertheless readily granted. He pressed the little one to his
breast—then holding her out—"Now," he exclaimed, with triumph, "dost
thou not see a convincing proof? If the beard of man was not according
to nature, that child would have cried at my appearance." The same
experiment he frequently repeated, by inviting children of a more
advanced age to read their lessons to him. His familiarity and ready
approval generally gave them confidence ; and he was much pleased if
they did not seem afraid of him.
Andrew's ideas as to cleanliness were as singular as
his other notions, and did not well agree with the practice of those
amongst whom ho sojonrned. He thought people gave themselves a great
deal of unnecessary trouble. When sweeping a room, he would say to the
servant, "Cannot you let the dust lie quietly? You stir it up only to
get better mouthfuls of it." And when washing a floor, he would
exclaim—"Dear sirs, she will wear all the boards rubbing them so." There
was one friend on whom he called, sufficiently particular in matters of
this kind, who insisted that he must wipe his feet well before he came
in. "You remind me," said Andrew, "of my nephew's servant maid, who
would not allow me to enter the house until I put off my shoes. Indeed,
I used to tell her she was abominably cleanly."
Andrew could occasionally say a good thing. Many
still living must remember having heard of a Mr. Low in Dunfermline,
much famed for his success in setting broken bones, and adjusting
dislocations. His cures were performed gratis ; and his aid was only to
be obtained through the mediation of a friend, or for mercy's sake. A
gentleman in the medical profession, hearing Andrew speak in approbation
of some of Mr. Low's cases, expressed his distrust in such a
practitioner, since he had not studied anatomy. "Aye, that's true,"
replied Andrew; "but Low acquired his anatomy at the graves mouth'"—referring
to his inspection of the bones as cast up by the grave-digger.
Of the simplicity and anchorite-like demeanour of
Andrew Donaldson, there are several curious reminiscences. The late Dr.
Charles Stuart —father of James Stuart, Esq., of Dunearn—had for some
time meditated withdrawing from the Established Church before he
actually did so. Hearing of his intention, although entirely
unacquainted with him, Andrew resolved on paying a visit to the manse of
Cramond, of which parish the Doctor was then minister. Taking his long
staff in his hand, and "girding up his loins," as he would himself have
expressed it, he set out on his journey early one forenoon. When near to
Cramond, and not exactly certain whereabout the manse stood, he observed
two well-dressed men walking in a field near to where he supposed it
should be. Towards them he bent his course ; and, as he approached with
his bald head, flowing beard, and pilgrim's staff, the gentlemen were at
first so struck with his singular appearance, that they were irresolute
whether to retreat or await his advance. On nearing them, he inquired if
they could inform him where Charles Stuart, minister of Cramond lived?
To this one of the party replied, "I am Charles Stuart, the
person you refer to.""Then," said Andrew, extending his arm to grasp the
hand of the Doctor, "I have heard that thou dost intend separating
thyself from the Church, and hast set thy face heaven-ward—I wish thee
God speed!" So saying, he wheeled about, and proceeded on his return to
Edinburgh, leaving the worthy Doctor and his friend not less astonished
at the nature of the brief interview than curious as to the character of
their visitor. The result of the Doctor's inquiry as to this singular
enthusiast having been favourable, he became ever after his steady and
warm friend.
Andrew remained all his days a bachelor; but that he
was not altogether a misogamist, is testified by the fact, that he at
one time entertained the idea of venturing upon the cares of wedlock. In
the habit of visiting at the house of Bailie Horn, in Dunfermline, he
had observed and been pleased with the deportment of the servant-maid,
with whom he occasionally entered into conversation. At length he
addressed her in his usual laconic style, stating his intention, and
desiring to know whether she would have him. The girl, in astonishment,
exclaimed that she could never think of such a thing; and declared, if
that was his object, never to show his face again. Little versed in
courtship, Andrew bowed submissive to the first rebuff, remarking, as he
dolorously departed—"The Lord's will be done!"
It was probably about the same period that Andrew
made a second attempt to form a matrimonial alliance ; but in this
instance he was resolved not to trust his suit to the decision of the
fair one herself. To her father who was reputed to he in easy
circumstances, and who had been a sincere friend to Andrew, he
accordingly made known his intention of taking unto himself a wife,
adding, that he thought his daughter would make a suitable companion.
"But," said his friend, "how should you think of a wife, Andrew ; yon
have not wherewith to maintain her?" "Oh, dear," replied the
simple-minded suitor, "that's nothing—you have plenty!" This
explanation, however candid, failed to give satisfaction; and Andrew
found it necessary, as on many former occasions, to yield to fate with
his usual equanimity.
When Kay published his likeness, it was universally
admired for its fidelity. A friend talking of the picture in the hearing
of Andrew, and greatly commending the exactness of the resemblance, the
latter advanced, and smoothing down his beard, as his custom was,
replied— "Aye; but I present you with the living picture."
The closing years of this singular person's life were
passed at Dunfermline, where he resided with a nephew. He died at an
advanced age; and his remains are interred in the parish churchyard. The
stone erected to his memory contains the following inscription:— "Here
lies Andrew Donaldson, a good scholar and sincere Christian, who died
June 21, 1793, aged eighty."