REV. MR. THOM, minister of Govan
Parish Church, was always known as a steady and consistent opponent of
the American War, with warm sympathies for the colonists. Accordingly,
on the Government fasts he generally procured the serviecs of a strange
preacher, to avoid committing himself in the pulpit. On the conclusion
of peace, however, when a day of thanksgiving was appointed, the
eccentric minister was found officiating in person, and, referring to
the cause of the solemnity, it is said that he addressed the
congregation in sornething like these terms:—
My friends, we have met here this
day, by command of the lawful authorities, to render thanks to the
Almighty in the present crisis of national affairs. In such
circumstances it is needful and becoming that we should clearly
understand what it is we are to be thankful for but on this point, I am
sorry to say, our rulers have left us entirely in the dark. We must
conjecture for ourselves. Can it be for the loss of thirteen provinces
to the empire ? Surely no! Is it for so many millions of debt? It cannot
be and still less for the loss of thousands of precious lives. But, my
friends, there’s ae thing you and me may all be thankful for, and that
is, that things are nae waur than they are." Then looking around upon
his hearers, whose risibility had been excited, he addressed them thus:-
"I see, my friends, you are all
laughing at me, and I am not surprised at it, for were I not standing
where I am I would be laughing mvself".
His church being in the vicinity
of Glasgow, his well-known peculiarities generally attracted large
audiences on these occasions.