SIR COLIN CAMPBELL, the hero of
Balaclava, visited Scotland in 1856, soon after the close of the Crimean
War. In company with him one evening, Lady Alison, wife of Sir Archibald
Alison, Sheriff of Lanarkshire, whose second son, Frederick Montague
Alison, was aide-de-camp to Sir Colin, expressed her wish that he would
get something for her son to do, as she was afraid he would run wild on
leave of absence; to which the gallant veteran smilingly replied:
"My dear lady, an aide-de-camp has
but one thing to do in peace, and that is to make love to his general’s
wife; now, I have no wife, therefore my advice to him is, instead, to make
love to every pretty girl he sees, an advice which, I have no doubt, he
will be happy to follow."