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Mo Hawg - Week 46

Day 1.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

   Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: On giving up his early career, boxing: “I ruined my hands in the ring…the referee kept stepping on them.”

   Mo’s friend, Maureen in Kentucky, called the other day and challenged Mo to do something.  Maureen instructed Mo to stand up and move his right hind foot in a clockwise circle.  Easy enough. 

   Maureen then said, “Mo, now  you take your right hand and draw an invisible “6” in the air without your right foot changing directions.”

   Try it.  You can’t do it.  You can’t.

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   A penny saved is….not much.

Day 2.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: He often broke into song because he could not find the key.

   Mo’s Great Question for Today: Why is it that when you’re walking up the stairs and you get to the top you always think there’s still one more step?

      Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: On never winning an Oscar “Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it’s called at my home, ‘passover.’”

   There was a very gracious lady who was to mail an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the county.  “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk (It was Chick.)

   “Only the Ten Commandments.”  Answered our Moultrie lady.

Day 3.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

   Mo’s Great Question for Today: Why do we wash bath towels?  Aren’t we clean when we use them?  If not…then what was the purpose of the bath?

      Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: On golf: “Golf is my profession.  Show business is just to pay the green fees.”

    Mo’s Wisdom: Somebody has well said there are only two kinds of people in the world.  There are those who wake up in the morning and say “Good morning, Lord.”  There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning!”

   More Mo’s Wisdom: People want the front of the bus, the back of the church and the center of attention.

Day 4.

  Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom:  He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

  Mo’s Great Question for Today: Why is it that whenever you try to catch something that’s falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?

   Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: “On presidents: “I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.”

   Mo’s Wisdom:  Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. 

   More Mo’s Wisdom: There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. 

Day 5.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: A plateau is a high form of flattery.

   Mo’s Great Question for Today: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

      Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: On why he chose showbusiness for his career: “When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, ‘Congratulations.  You have an eight-pound ham.”

   These are fun!  Mo’s friend, Susan P., from Lebanon, Tennessee sent a list of mergers expected this year.

   Watch for Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace Company to merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller Grace.  (Remember, really smart folks love puns!)

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