| Day 1.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: You feel stuck
with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Mo’s Getting Older
Wisdom: If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to
laugh at when you are old.
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
Children should be
seen and not….spanked or grounded.
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“This employee is
really not so much as a has-been, b ut a more of a definite won’t be.”
Day 2.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: Computer network in Australia – LAN down under.
Bubba sent this one.
He said it really happened in Moultrie.
“Do you believe in
life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, sir,” replied
the employee.
“Well, then, that
makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early
yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she came in to see you.”
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
If at first you don’t
succeed…get new batteries.
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“Works well under
constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
Day 3.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: Every calendar’s days are numbered.
The Sunday school
teacher asked, “No, Little Bubba, tell me, do you say prayers before
eating?”
“No, sir,” Little
Bubba replied. “We don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook!”
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
You get out of
something only what you…see in the picture on the box.
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“The young lady has
delusions of adequacy.”
Day 4.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: A lot of money is tainted – “Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.”
Little Bubba asked his
grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, “Thirty-nine and holding.”
Johnny thought for a
moment, and then said, “And how old would you be if you let go?”
Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope
Quote for Today: On turning 90: “You know you’re getting old when the
candles cost more than the cake.”
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“This employee should
go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.”
Day 5.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium
at large.
The prospective
father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised
groom-to-be replied, “Well, no. I was just planning to support your
daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
Mo’s Wisdom: Regrets
of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow are twin thieves that rob you of
today.
Mo’s Favorite Bob
Hope Quote for Today: On turning 100: “I don’t feel old. In facat, I
don’t feel anything til noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“She sets low personal
standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.” |
