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The Ellen Payne Odom Genealogy Library Family Tree
Mo Hawg - Week 35

Day 1.

      Mo’s Wonderful Thing About Getting Older for Today: Your arthritis makes you less likely to lose your wedding ring!

      Mo’s Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: “If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.”

      Another Mo’s Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: “OK, so what’s the speed of dark?”

    Mo’s English is Amazing Paragraph for Today: Qucksand works slowly and boxing rings are square.  A guinea pit is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.  Why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing?  Grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham!

  Mo’s English Question for Today: If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? 

Day 2.

      Mo’s Wonderful Thing About Getting Older for Today: Social Security operates on a first-come, first-served basis!

      Mo’s Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: “Depression is simply anger without enthusiasm.”

   Little Bubba sent us some riddles.   See if you can figure them out…

   What did Tennessee?  The same thing that Arkansas.

   What did Delaware?  Her New Jersey.

   What did Mississip’?  Her Minnesota.

   Thanks, Little Bubba.

   Have you ever thought that Isaac Newton discovered the law of gravity when an apple fell on his head?  Mmmm.  Mo wonders if it was a laptop or a desktop model?

Day 3.

      Mo’s Wonderful Thing About Getting Older for Today: Efferdent is good for cleaning jewelry too.

      Mo’s Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”

   Mo’s Household Hint for Today:  Is your umbrella leaking?  Fix it by spraying the fabric on the umbrella with Scotchgard so water runs off with a quick shake! 

   Mo’s Wisdom: Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don’t see the one which has been opened for us.

   More Mo’s Wisdom: The happiest of people don’t necessary have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes their way.

Day 4.

      Mo’s Wonderful Thing About Getting Older for Today: Nowadays, most everything comes with a remote control.

      Mo’s Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: “Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.”

      Bubba’s little ten-year-old granddaughter had no money, so on his birthday Bubba was surprised when he opened his present from her and found a gorgeous glossy coffee-table book about Italy.  The mystery was solved when Bubba found the card inside the cover. 

   The card said, “Happy birthday Grandpa…the book is due back at the library in two weeks!”

   Mo’s Wisdom: If you’re treading water, you’re losing ground!

Day 5.

      Mo’s Wonderful Thing About Getting Older for Today: No more sleeping in tents.

      Mo’s Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

   Mo’s Wisdom:  Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success!

   Mo’s Fishing Tip for Today: This is really true.  To lure crabs, chew a piece of Wrigley’s Spearmint Gum briefly and use it as bait on a fishing line!  It’s true.

   Last Easter Mo’s sister was getting ready to host her family for the annual Easter Egg Hunt.  On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter. 

   “So, Piglet,” said the stylist as the little girl got up into the chair, “who’s coming to your house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?”

   Piglet thought for a moment and then replied, “I think it’s my uncle Freddie.”

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