|Charles McKeever posted
Having a wife that teaches
little guys and girls has produced some interesting stories over the
years.. Heres an example.. Chaz
First Grade..... true story:
One day the first grade
teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She
came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "...And so
the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
"Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my
The teacher paused then
asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his
hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to
teach for the next 10 minutes.