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Diet
It is
a well-known fact that Scots are very fond of 'Tatties an herrin', and
some are fonder of the herring than the tatties.
Murdo
was doing nobly at the tea-table when he called to his wife for more.
"Nou,
Murdo" she replied "ca cannie, ye hae haed twal awreadies."
"Weill,
weill, aiblins sae" said Murdo " bit ane o them wis
awfie sma!"