A foreign visitor, with an unpronounceable name,
wanted to try his hand at golf at St Andrews. Three times he asked the
starter to put him down to play the next morning at ten before he was told :
"Ye'll come the day efter the morn at
eleiven an ye'll answer ti the name o MacTavish."
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