Think of the Neighbours!
It was Sunday morning, and Sandy - considering
the operation to be of necessity and mercy - was hammering away at his
upturned barrow. Time had passed more quickly than he realised and to his
dismay he was suddenly confronted by the Minister on his return from the
morning service.
Before Sandy could explain himself the Minister
opened the attack :
"Man, Sandy" he said severely " that's a
terrible clatter to be making. Dae ye no ken by this time it's wrang fir ti
carry on like that on the Sabbath Day. Ye suid yaise screws!"
