Strictly Correct
A good-natured old Scots farmer
entered a tramcar one afternoon and found himself seated beside a small boy
returning from school
"An dae ye like the schuil, my
mannie?" asked the farmer.
"Ay" said the boy bashfully.
"That's graun" continued the
farmer "an I'm shair ye'll be a guid scholar. But hou dae ye staun in yir
class?"
"Saicont dux" promptly replied
the boy.
"Saicont dux! did ye say?
Weill ye deserve something for that" and he thrust sixpence into the boy's
hand.
"An hou monie's in yir class?"
continued the farmer.
"Me an a wee lassie" came the
unabashed reply.
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