Stone Me!
Three men in a railway carriage in Buchan are
having a dram and discussing their professions and worth.
The first one says: " I'm a doctor - I bring
people into this world."
The second says : " I'm an undertaker - I bury
them."
The third says : " A'm a steenmason - A pit a
steen on the tap o them fir ti keep 'em doun."