His Weak Spot
Two old cronies had met after
many years and were comparing notes and learning much from each other about
mutual acquaintances.
" And hae ye heard about
Willie Speedie at a' asked Andra. " Hou is he gettin on nouadays ? "
" Man, Andra " returned his
friend, " hae ye no heard ? Puir Willie ! The muckle steam-haimmer at the
foundry cam doun on his chest and killt him on the spot ! "
" Man, man " replied Andra "
dae ye tell me that. But ye ken, Willie aye haed a weak chest ! "
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