Per Ardua
An Aberdonian fisherman was working on a trawler
in the North Sea, quietly smoking his pipe, when in a sudden squall, he was
thrown overboard. It was only with the greatest difficulty and after a long
struggle that he was finally rescued, more dead than alive.
As his drenched body lay on deck, it was noticed
that his pipe was still clenched between his teeth. Reviving slightly, he put
his hand to his mouth, removed and examined his pipe and calmly announced,
without sign of emotion :
"It's oot!"
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