Holy Wit!
The minister was going round his parish when he
came on an old man pottering in his beautiful garden.
"By jove" said the minister "Together God
and you are making a wonderful job of your garden".
"Aiblins ye're richt" said the old man
"Bit ye shid hae seen't fat a state it was in fan A tuik it owre frae God."
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