That's The Limit
A traffic policeman insists
that he pulled over a very geriatric driver on the M8 who was causing a huge
back-log of vehicles by only driving at eight miles an hour. When the
policeman questioned him, he said he thought the signs for the M8 was the
speed that you had to drive at. While the officer was putting him
right, he noticed a little old lady sitting next to the driver looking fair
peelie-wallie.
"Are you all right?" asked
the policeman.
"A am nou." she replied.
"Nou that we're aff the M90!"
