The Kelty Bus
Willie and Jimmy, two
Dunfermline supporters from Kelty, had celebrated a rare Pars victory so
well that they missed the last bus home. Staggering out of a public
house they started their weary walk home until they passed the
Dunfermline Bus Garage and Willie had a bright idea. He suggested to
Jimmy, who had expertise in such matters, that he should 'borrow' a bus
and drive them home.
Jimmy at once entered the
Bus Garage and after twenty minutes emerged at the wheel of a
single-decker.
"Whit tuik ye sae lang?"
enquired Willie.
"Weill" answered Jimmy "
A haed ti shift a wheen buses - the Kelty ane wis richt at the back o
the Gairage."
