In winter time when it was dark
A pownie gaed to Hampden Park.
His coat was wearin thin and
auld,
Nae wunder he was feelin cauld.
He saw some washin on the line
And shouted, "This will dae me
fine."
He streekit owre his heid and
back
A jersey strippit white and
black
And lookin like a fitbaa player
Lowpt like a rocket through the
air,
And when he landit back from
Space
Foundit the African zebra race.
