A weary, drucken
wight—as we say, in Scotland, of a certain description of persons,
whom we may negatively distinguish as not being members of the Temperance
Society—was Archy Drummond, blacksmith at Plumtrees, in the south of
Scotland, and who flourished about the middle of the seventeenth century.
Archy, though notoriously
much more fond of handling the ale-cap than the forehammer—doubtless,
because it was more easily managed—and otherwise a little wild, was,
nevertheless, an obliging, good-natured fellow, somewhat blunt and
boisterous in his speech and manners, but full of fun, and glee, and good
humour. His laugh was decidedly the loudest and the heartiest in the
parish, and it is certain that it was, by far, the oftenest heard. Archy,
moreover, possessed a great deal of what is called mother-wit; and there
were few who could successfully encounter him in a trial of strength in
this way. He was a universal favourite, too; and even those who despised
his habits could not help liking the man.
At the period of our story,
immediately preceding the well-known battle of Philiphaugh, Archy was in
his forty-fourth year—a stout, rattling, care-for-nothing fellow, ready
for any frolic, and especially ready at all times to do his
best endeavours to quench the burning spark that was lodged in his throat;
the common calamity, it is said, of all belonging to his craft.
Strenuous had been Archy’s
efforts, during all his bygone life, to extinguish this annoying little
fiery particle, so dangerously located; and many scores of gallons of ale
had he poured down with the view of effecting this desirable riddance; but
in vain—nay, worse than in vain; for, the more he swallowed, the more
fiercely burned the little tenacious malignant point. In the hope,
however, of ultimately gaining the day, Archy continued to pursue the
drenching system with the most laudable perseverance; and he determined to
do so, as long and as often as he could get liquor wherewith to
practise—ale, of course; for he had a great contempt for, and no faith
whatever in, the virtues of water, as an extinguisher, and always said
that it was a drink fitted only for the brute creation.
It cannot be denied,
however, nor do we desire to deny it, that Archy’s veneration for, and
devotion to, the ale-cap, had a very sensible effect upon his meal girnel,
which it kept away at a most uncomfortably low ebb. In truth, though Archy
was a remarkably clever tradesman, and did, occasionally labour at the
anvil, with most exemplary assiduity—often putting through his single pair
of hands, in one day, the work of two; yet, as this was only by fits and
starts, he had great difficulty in making the two ends meet. He was, in
fact, in considerable straits, as his wife and family but too sensibly
found.
For weeks together, Archy’s
pocket was unpolluted with coin, and, although he always contrived, by
some means or other, to get fully as much drink as was calculated to do
him any good, his family had frequently but too much reason to complain of
both the quantity and the quality of their food.
But better days were in
store for them, and for Archy too; little, as it must be confessed, he
deserved them.
One day, while working in
his smithy, a gentleman, on horseback, rode up to the door, and asked if
Archy would give him a cast of his office, by securing one of the shoes of
his horse, which had got loose.
"I’ll do that, Sir, in the
turnin’ o’ a cart wheel," replied Archy; at the same time beginning to
bustle about in quest of the necessary tools. The gentleman dismounted,
and his horse was fastened to a ring in the wall by the side of the door,
to secure him during the impending operation. Before proceeding to work,
however, Archy remarked that it would be as well to remove from the
animal’s back a certain pair of enormous, and apparently well-filled
saddle-bags which were strapped across, just behind the saddle; and he was
about to perform this preliminary duty, when the stranger eagerly
intercepted him, saying, rather sternly, that he would take them off
himself. He accordingly removed them with his own hands but with a
difficulty, from their extraordinary weight, which not a little surprised
the blacksmith, who observed, besides, that the stranger endeavoured to
place them on the ground as softly as possible; but in this he did not
succeed so far as to prevent Archy from discovering, by the heavy jingling
sound they emitted, when they came in contact with the ground, that they
were filled with coin, a circumstance which confounded the blacksmith
altogether. "My word," quoth Archy to himself, in making this discovery,
"that chield, whae’er he may be, an hooe’er he may hae come by’t, has
gotten his ain share at least o’ this wand’s gear. Oh! gin I had a pickle
o’t!" The saddle-bags, or money-bags, as they might have been with equal
propriety called, in short, fairly sent Archy’s wits a wool-gathering. At
one time, he was lost in admiration and wonder, at the enormous amount
which, he had no doubt, they contained. At another, he was grievously
puzzled in endeavouring to form some plausible conjecture as to who the
gentleman could be,where he could have got all the money, and whither he
could be going with it.
Although thus troubled in
mind, however, Archy went through the job he was engaged to perform,
cleverly, and much to the satisfaction of his employer, who seemed pleased
with his activity, and with his intelligence; of which last he had
obtained some proofs, in the course of the conversation which he held with
him while the work on which he had employed him was in progress. This work
having been completed, Archy was paid, and he had no reason whatever to
complain of his remuneration; but the stranger evinced no hurry to
depart—on the contrary, he rather, as Archy thought, and he could not
understand what it meant, seemed studiously to protract the preparations
for the continuance of his journey. This certainly was the case, and there
was a reason for it.
"Are you well acquainted,
friend," said the stranger, addressing Archy, "with the road from this to
Philiphaugh--the shortest and quietest way?" he added.
Archy replied that he "kent
that as weel as he kent the road to his ain bellows. Montrose," continued
Archy, with an unnecessary amplification, which was one of his besetting
sins, "is encamped there just now, I hear."
"So I have heard," answered
the stranger drily; and, after a short pause, added—"I am going to
Philiphaugh, friend; but I am desirous of taking the quietest, and most
unfrequented route. Will you undertake," he said abruptly, "to guide me by
such a route, if I pay you well for it."
Archy, who now began to
smell a rat—that is, began to suspect, which was indeed, true, that the
money the stranger carried was for the use of the Royalist army—at once
expressed a willingness to undertake the office proposed to him; at the
same time assuring the stranger that he would conduct him by a route so
quiet and unfrequented, that it might be sawn," he said, "wi’ half crowns,
without the least fear o’ any o’ them being e’er picked up."
"That’s exactly what I
want," replied the stranger; "but you must mount, smith," he added,
"you must provide yourself with a horse."
"I’ll do that, too, sir,"
said Archy, smartly, and already beginning to undo his apron-strings, and
to make other preparations for evacuating the smithy. "Willie Dowie, or
Haggis Willie, as we ca’ him here, sir, ‘ill lea’ me his broon powny, in a
minot, for the askin’; and though its nae great beauty, maybe, to look at,
it’s as teugh a bit o’ horse flesh as e’er I ca’d a shoe on. A real deevil,
Sir, at a brastle wi’ a brae."
Having delivered himself to
the above purpose and effect, Archy went in quest of Willie Dowie’s pony,
which, as he expected, he readily obtained; and, in a few minutes, haying
previously informed his family of the expedition he was about to be
engaged in, Archy re-appeared, mounted on a rough, shaggy, but
hardy-looking little animal, a shepherd’s plaid folded about his person,
and brandishing a huge cudgel in his right hand, which, as he applied it
often and vigorously to the poney’s flanks as he advanced, brought him up
to where his employer waited him, at a swinging trot. Having joined
company, the travellers now proceeded on their way in silence—a silence
which Archy Drummond by no means approved, but which had been strictly
enjoined by his employer. After three or four hours pretty hard riding,
the stranger and his guide found themselves entering Minchmoor, within a
short distance of Philiphaugh, where Montrose was, at the time, encamped
with his army. They had not, however, proceeded far on the moor, when they
were alarmed by the noise of musketry. On first hearing it, the stranger
suddenly reined in his horse, and listened attentively for a few minutes
to the firing, when he again pushed forward, remarking to Archy, that it
was only Montrose exercising his troops.
"My feth, sir," said Archy,
"I’m dootin’ that it’s sic exercise as them that’s engaged in’t ‘ll no
like vera weel. That firin’ is far owre irregular to be mere field
exercise. There’s fechtin’ there, tak my word for’t; Leslie’s doun upon
them, an’ there at it tooth an’ nail, or I’m sairmistaen. I could wad my
best forehammer on’t."
To these confident
assertions of Archy’s, the stranger made no reply, but rode on; and the
former immediately relapsed into the silence which had been enjoined him.
In the meantime, however, the firing continued with increasing vigour; and
with all the wild irregularity which had at first attracted Archy’s
notice, and from which he had so sagaciously drawn the conclusion above
recorded—a conclusion which his employer soon found to be but too correct.
This was made sufficiently manifest soon after, by the appearance of
several flying horsemen from Montrose’s army, who, on coming up to them,
hastily informed them, that they had been suddenly and unexpectedly
attacked by Leslie; that a total rout of the Royalists had been the
consequence, and that they, themselves, expected every moment to see some
of Leslie’s dragoons in pursuit of them. On hearing this intelligence, the
stranger instantly turned his horse’s head—struck his spurs into his
sides, and with-out taking any further notice of his attendant,
vigorously, and apparently most cordially, joined in the flight of the
fugitives. Archy, however, was not to be baulked in this way. He, too,
joined in the race; and, though he had no spurs wherewith to urge his
pony’s speed, he applied the huge cudgel he carried with an effect to his
sides that soon brought him up with the runaways, who, in a short time
afterwards, found themselves, as they had feared, hotly pursued by a party
of Leslie’s dragoons. On, on however, the flying horsemen rode; Archy, the
while, keeping up with the best of them, till they arrived at a rising
ground, which they must necessarily ascend, when the stranger, finding his
horse jaded and worn out with the weight it carried, unequal to the task,
flung himself from his back--leaving saddle-bags and all behind him in his
panic—and earnestly besought Archy to let him have his pony; saying, that
if he was taken by the enemy, he would certainly be put to death; while
Archy, who was in no way concerned with either party, had nothing to fear.
Moved by this appeal—and we will not say, altogether unswayed by certain
sudden, but indistinct thoughts that began to occur to him regarding the
saddle-bags, which their owner evinced every intention of deserting—Archy
readily complied with his request; and leaping from his pony, which the
former lost no time in mounting, he transferred himself to the richly
laden, but now almost useless steed of the stranger, and endeavoured to
urge him on, but in vain. The poor, worn-out animal could scarcely draw
one leg after another. In this awkward predicament, deserted by his late
associates--every one of whom, stranger and all, had disappeared—and hard
pressed by the pursuing horsemen, Archy adroitly took advantage of the
fortuitous circumstances that presented themselves at this moment, and
promised to favour some rather delicate designs which he had formed on the
saddle-bags. Getting out of sight of the dragoons, by turning the base of
a hill, and finding there a deep pool of water, he canted the saddle-bags
into it. This done, he left the horse to shift for himself—took to the
hill, and clambered up, through a series of steep and rocky places, where
no horseman could possibly follow him, easily baffled the pursuit of the
troopers, who, indeed, never got another sight of him.
On the third night after
the occurrence of these circumstances, and in the dead of the night, Archy
Drummond arrived at his own house, seen by no one; and, for about a year
subsequently, went on precisely in his usual way; wrought occasionally in
his smithy—indeed, very nearly, but certainly, not quite so
much as before; and dressed and lived exactly after his former fashion.
And, pray, what of all this? Why should he have done otherwise? Really, we
do not very well know. We had rather decline speaking out, however. But,
let us go on. At the end of about a year, mark, it began to be observed by
Archy’s neighbours that a gradual improvement was taking place in his
circumstances—and greatly did they wonder how it came about, for there
were no known or visible reasons, for such a change. We do not, by any
means, say that the circumstance we are about to mention had any
connection with Archy’s mysterious prosperity; but it is a fact that he
was always, during the whole of his subsequent life, particularly shy of
speaking of his adventure with the Earl of Traquair—for it was no other,
and no less a personage, whom Archy conducted towards Philiphaugh; and it
is certain, also, that he, on no occasion, ever made the slightest
allusion to the saddle bags; much less, did he ever mention that they were
filled, as they actually were, with good hard dollars, to the amount of
some thousand pounds.
Certain it is, that
everything about and belonging to Archy Drummond gradually began to
exhibit signs of prosperity, and that the smith of Plumtrees died a
wealthy man. Leaving our readers to draw their own conclusions, we finish
our tale by saying that the saddle-bags and the dollars were never heard
tell of after Archy threw them into the pool. |