Of the sudden and
unexpected summoning which they experienced, the reverend autobiographer
speaks in these terms:—
"We were engaged, as was
usual with us in our Babel captivity, in singing a psalm. It was our
evening sacrifice, and whilst the sun was sinking ayont the Pentlands, the
voice of a godly and much-tried woman, Euphan Thriepland, ascended clear
and full of heavenly melody above the rest. The prison door was suddenly
thrown open, and we at first imagined—alas!—that our captivity had ended;
but it was not so. The Lord saw meet to put us to still severer trials. We
were marched, under the command of Colonel Douglas, to Leith. This poor
woman, who was labouring under great bodily weakness, pled hard and strove
sore for leave to stay behind. But she was mounted behind a corporal, and,
amidst many an obscene jest, and much blasphemous language, conveyed to
the pier at Leith."
Next morning, we find the
whole prisoners put up in the most indecent and uncomfortable manner in
two rooms of the Tolbooth at Burntisland, and undergoing an examination
before the laird of Gosford, as to their opinions of allegiance and
absolute supremacy. Forty acknowledged King James as head of our
Presbyterian Church, and superior lord over all law and authority in the
kingdom; and the forty-first was standing in the presence of the
oath-administrator, with his hand uplifted, and in the very act of
following the example of his brethren, when his aunt, Euphan Thriepland,
alias M’Birnie, (for her husband’s name was such,) advancing with
difficulty towards the table, thus proceeded, with violent gesticulation,
and in a firm tone of voice, to address her nephew. Here we use the words
of the laird of Balmagechan, who has given the whole scene with singular
force and fidelity:--
"Jamie M’Birnie, what’s
that ye’re about? Down wi’ yer hand, man!—down wi’ yer hand, this
moment!—or ye may weel expect it to rot off by the shackle-bane, man!
Ye’re but a young man, Jamie, and meikle atweel ye seem to require
counsel. Had Peter M’Birnie, yer worthy faither— now with his Maker—stood
where I now (though with tottering joints and a feeble voice) stand, he
would neither have held his peace nor withheld his admonition. He would
rather hae seen that hand—now stretched out to abjure Christ and His
Covenanted Kirk—burning and frying in the hottest flame; than hae
witnessed the waefu sicht I now see. It’s weel wi’ him!—oh, it’s weel wi’
him, that his eyes are shut on earth, and that, in heaven, there is nae
annoyance; otherwise, sair, sair wad his heart hae been to see my sister’s
wean devoting himsel wi’ his ain uplifted hand to Satan. O Jamie, what
says the Bible? It says awfu things to you, Jamie— it says, ‘if thine eye
offend thee, pluck it out, for it is better to go into heaven with one
eye, than that the whole body’— Jamie, mark that! the whole body—‘should
be cast into hell fire.’ And is not an eye dearer than a hand, and must
not the dearest member be sacrificed, if it stand in the way of the soul’s
salvation? Ye may own King James, and muckle thanks ye’ll get for’t; and
ye may abjure and renounce Christ, and ye’ll sune see wha will gain or
lose by that. An’ ye may adhere to the King’s curates, or to the bishops’
curates, and starve at the breast o’ a yeld, a milkless mither; but
tak tent that ye dinna feed and nourish in your bosom a fearful worm,
that winna die nor lie still, but will gnaw and gnaw as long as the
fire burns and isna quenched."
Jamie M’Birnie’s hand
continued to fall gradually during this address, and, when his aunt had
concluded, his arm hung pendulous and seemingly powerless by his side. At
this instant, a young woman of uncommon personal attractions was seen
hurrying from a boat which had just landed. She had scarcely set foot on
shore when a commotion was observed in the court, and a face full of
anguish and despair was presented to the party assembled in the Tolbooth.
The laird of Gosford, after cursing the aunt for an old covenanting hag,
had just put the question of abjuration to Jamie, for the last time. Jamie
now remained inflexible, and was immediately ordered to be handcuffed, and
marched with the rest to Dunottar Castle. Hereupon, as the laird of
Balmagechan expresses it—"The maiden, who was fair to look upon, pushed
herself suddenly forward, and rushed into the arms of her lover—for such
he behoved, from her words and her conduct, to be.
"‘O Jamie, Jamie, tak the
oath—tak the oath—tak ony oath—tak onything; do a’ that they bid you do;
say a’ that they bid ye say—rather than leave yer ain Jeanie Wilson to
break her heart wi’ downright greeting. O Jamie, we were to be married, ye
ken, at Martinmas; and I have a’thing ready, and the bit house is taen,
and ye can work outby, an’ I can spin within, an’—an’—but, O Jamie, speak
man, just speak, and say ye’ll take the oath. Haud up yer hand!’ Hereupon
she lifted his seemingly powerless right hand, till it came to a level
with his head. ‘Look there, sir,’ addressing Gosford; ‘look there—swear
him, man, swear him, man; he’s willing, dinna ye see, to swear—what for
dinna ye swear him?"
Being informed that the
oath must be voluntary, and his hand not be propped, with great
reluctance, and looking in Jamie’s face with a look of inexpressible
persuasion, she whispered something in his ear which was inaudible, and
retired a few paces from her station. No sooner, however, had she done so,
than the hand, as if by the law of gravitation, resumed its former
position, and a loud scream indicated that the young heart of Jeanie had
found a temporary stillness in insensibility. The poor creature was borne
out of court, amidst some sympathy even from the hardened and merciless
soldiery; and Jamie, now a stupid, passive clod, was handcuffed and
ordered to march.
Lieutenant Beaton of
Kilrennie commanded the detachment to which was intrusted the execution of
the higher orders. They were all compelled to walk, with the exception of
Euphan Thriepland, who was mounted, as formerly, behind a corporal,
together with a poor lame schoolmaster, whose feet were closely and most
cruelly tied down to the sides of a wild and unbroken colt. Upon these two
helpless and tormented beings principally did it please and amuse the
commander and his men to exercise their wit and expend their jeers. At one
time the schoolmaster was likened to a perched radish, and again he was
"riding the stang" for his sins. Euphemia was designated "Dame Grunt," in
humane allusion, no doubt, to the painful position which she occupied a
la croupe, and which compelled her frequently to groan. Again she was
accosted as the "Mother of all Saints," and the "True Blue Whigamore." One
observed that the dominie would look wonderfully handsome in boots,
(referring, no doubt, to the instrument of torture;) and another observed
that the lady would wondrous well become a St Johnstone’s cravat—namely, a
halter. The foot soldiers, who were armed with long pikes, made excellent
application of their weapons; and, ever and anon, as some weary wretch
lagged behind, or some hungry or thirsty one seemed inclined to turn aside
to procure food or drink, the "argumentum a posteriori" was applied
vigorously and unsparingly. The people of Fife, who were universally
favourably disposed towards the prisoners, flocked in upon their retired
and out-of-the-way route, with every kind of provision and refreshment;
but, instead of being permitted to bestow them where they were needed,
they were met with taunts, and, in some cases, with blows; and the food
which was intended for the prisoners was uniformly devoured by their
tormentors, or wasted and destroyed in the very presence and under the
very eyes of those who were almost famishing for hunger. A strolling
piper, who happened to be crossing their route, was sportively enlisted
into their service, and compelled, like Barton at Bannockburn, to play,
very much to his own annoyance, such tunes as "The Whigs o’ Fife," well
known to be offensive to the friends of the Covenant.
"It was, indeed," says the
Rev. Mr Frazer, with more of naivete and good-humour than might
have been expected— "it was, indeed, an uncommon sight to behold a large
and mixed company of men and women, but indifferently clad and
ill-assorted, marching over moors and hill-sides, with a roaring bagpipe
at their tail; the piper puffing and blowing, and, ever and anon, casting
a suspicious look behind towards the pike points, which were occasionally
applied to his person in a manner the least ceremonious possible." Might
not this group form an appropriate subject for an Allan, a Wilkie, or a
Harvey? About dusk the party had skirted the Lomonts, and were billeted
for the night in the poor but pleasantly situated village of Freuchy. Each
head of a family was made answerable with his property and life for the
persons of those prisoners who were committed to his charge. And it is
worthy of notice that not one of those poor oppressed and insulted
sufferers—who were all day long endeavoring to escape—once attempted to
implicate a single individual amongst all their kind and hospitable
landlords.
Upon rallying their numbers
next morning, it was found that one aged individual, a forbear of ours, of
the name of Watson, had died of over-fatigue; and that the poor
schoolmaster was so much injured by his horsemanship that he could not
possibly advance farther. When they arrived at the South Ferry on the Tay,
the tide did not serve, and a most cruel and barbarous scene was
exhibited. A young man, the son of the Rev. Mr Frazer, with the view of
making interest for his father’s release, had endeavored to escape during
the night. He was challenged by a sentinel in passing along the rocks,
and, not answering instantly, was immediately shot dead on the spot. His
head was cut from the body, and, with the return of day, presented to the
unfortunate and horrified parent, with these words—"There’s the gallows
face of your son!" Mr Frazer’s own reflections on this scene deserve to be
extracted from his written manuscripts:— "Oh, my Charles! my dear
heart-broken Charles! thy mother’s joy and thy father’s hope, and prop,
and comfort! To be thus deprived of thee, and for ever! But I am wrong,
very wrong: I had thee only as a loan from the Lord; and I know well that
He gives—
"‘And when He takes away,
He takes but what He gave.’
Thou hast perished in the
ranks amidst the soldiers of Christ; and I doubt not that when the Captain
of our salvation shall appear, thou wilt appear with Him."
It would only fatigue and
disgust the reader to give one tithe of the atrocities which were
perpetrated during the whole march to Dunottar Castle. Really, the
manuscript narratives here concur in such statements as are calculated to
make us conceive favourably of Hottentots and cannibals: children torn
from their mothers’ arms, and transfixed on pike points; a woman in labour
thrown into a pool in the North Esk; lighted matches applied betwixt the
fingers of old Euphan Thriepland, because she ventured to denounce such
atrocities, &c. &c. &c. Come we, then, after three or four days’ march, to
Dunottar Castle.
The castle of Dunottar
stands upon a rocky peninsula; and, at the time of which we are writing,
was only accessible by a drawbridge. It has been, in successive years, the
scene of much contention and bloodshed. It was here that Sir William
Wallace is said to have burnt to the death not less than four thousand
Southrons in one night It was within these fire-seared and blackened walls
that the unfortunate Marquis of Montrose renewed the horrors of
conflagration; and it was here, too, that the brave Ogilvy so long and so
determinedly defended our Scottish regalia against the soldiers of the
Commonwealth. It was, too, from out these walls, that Mrs Granger, wife of
the minister of Kinneff, conveyed away, packed up and concealed amidst a
bundle of clothes, the emblems of Scottish independence; and that, after
having concealed them till the Restoration, at one time beneath the
pulpit, and at another betwixt the plies of a double bottomed bed, she
returned them, upon the accession of Charles II., to Mr Ogilvy, who, along
with the Earl Marischal and keeper of the regalia, Keith, were rewarded
for their fidelity, the one with a baronetcy, and the other with the
earldom of Kintire; whilst neither this woman nor her husband, nor any of
their posterity, have once yet been visited by any mark of royal or
national gratitude:--
"Hos ego versiculos feci,
tolit alter honores."
It is thus that the great
man stands in the light of the small, and that the royal vision is
prevented from penetrating beyond the objects in immediate juxtaposition.
This castle of Dunottar,
which had so recently been honoured as the receptacle of the regalia, was
now about to be converted into a state prison, and, like the Bass, to
become subservient to the views of an alarmed and fluctuating council, at
a time when the rebellion of the unfortunate Monmouth in England, and of
the haughty and ill-advised Argyle in Scotland, had set the whole kingdom
in a ferment, either of hope or apprehension. Mr Frazer’s narrative of the
entrance of the prisoners into the castle, upon Sabbath the 24th day of
May 1685, is sufficiently graphic and intelligible:—
"We passed along," says he,
"a narrow way or drawbridge, and from thence ascended under a covered road
towards the castle, which stands high up, and looks down upon the sea from
three of its sides. A person in the garb of a jailer, with a bunch of
large and rusty keys in his hand, opened a door on the seaward side of the
building, and we were very rudely and insultingly commanded to enter.
‘Kennel up, there, kennel up, ye dogs of the Covenant!" were amongst the
best terms that were applied to us.
"The laird of Balmagechan
being amongst the last to penetrate into this abode of stench, damp,
darkness, suffocation, and death, a soldier made a lounge at him with the
point of his pike. Balmagechan was a peaceable man and a Christian but
this was somewhat too much—so, turning round in an instant, and closing at
once with his insulting tormentor, he fairly wrested the pike from the
soldier’s grasp, and, splintering it in shivers over his head, he
added—‘Tak, then. that, in the meantime, thou devil’s gaet, to teach thee
better manners!’ The apartment into which, with scarcely room to stand,
177 (our numbers having thus diminished from 200, on the march) human
beings were thrust, was, in fact, dug out of the rock, and, unless by a
small narrow window towards the sea, had no means of admitting either
light or air. As the night advanced, the heat became intolerable, and a
sense of suffocation, the most painful of any to which our frail nature
can be exposed, seemed to threaten an excruciating, if not an immediate
death. In vain we knocked, and called upon the guard, and implored a
little air, and asked water, for God and mercy’s sake. We were only
answered by scoffs and jeers. At last nature, in many instances, being
entirely worn out, gave way. Some turned their heads over upon the
shoulder of the persons nearest them, as if in the act of drinking water,
and expired—others lost their reason entirely, struck out furiously around
them, tore their own hair and that of others, and then went off in strong
and hideous convulsions.
Happier were they, at this
awful midnight hour, who entered this dungeon with a feeble step and in a
wasted state of bodily strength; for their struggle was short, and
their death comparatively easy—they died ere midnight. But far
otherwise was it with many upon whom God had bestowed youth, health, and
unimpaired strength. They stood the contest long; and frequently, after
they appeared to be dead, awoke again in renewed strength and ten times
increased suffering. After the fatal discovery was made, that the door was
not to be opened, the rush toward the opposite window became absolutely
intolerable. The feeble were trod down, and even the strong wasted their
strength in contending with each other.
"Morning at last dawned,
and our prison door flew suddenly open. The governor’s lady had learned
our fate; and, even at the risk of giving offence to her lord, she had
ordered us air and water, whilst he still slept. ‘O woman, woman,’
exclaims Mr Quentin Dick, in his MS. before me; ‘thou art, and hast ever
been, an angel. What does not man— what do not we owe thee!’
"In a word, more than the
half perished on that dreadful night, and amongst those who were
ultimately liberated by order in council, were the individuals who have
been particularised in this narrative."
Reader, we inquire not into
thy political creed—we ask not whether thou art a Whig or a Tory, a
Conservative or a Radical—we can allow thee to be an honest and
conscientious man, on all these suppositions: all we ask of thee is this,
"Art thou a man?" The inference is inevitable.
Perhaps some may wish to
know what became of Euphan Thriepland, Jamie M’Birnie, and Jeanie Wilson.
We are happy that, owing to an accidental occurrence, we can throw some
light upon the subject. Last time we were in Dumfriesshire, and in
Closeburn, our native parish, we read upon the door of a change-house, in
the village of Croalchapel, this inscription, "Whisky, Ale, and British
Spirits, sold here, by James M’Birnie." The coincidence of the name
revived my long-obscured recollection of the past, and led, in fact,
ultimately to the whole of this narrative. We learned, from an old bedrid-woman,
the grandmother of this James, that he of Dunottar celebrity had returned
to Edinburgh and married Jeanie Wilson; that they had taken auld aunt
Euphan home to their dwelling; and had been employed for several years
after the Revolution, as nursery and seeds-man, in Edinburgh; that, having
realised a competency, they had ultimately retired to their native parish
of Closeburn, and had tenanted a small farm called Stepends; that their
son had been a drover, and unsuccessful even to bankruptcy; and that the
family were now reduced to the condition which we beheld.