Of their Professional Powers and
Prcctices
ON a nearer examination of a witch’s
character, we will find her face a very correct index to her heart. She is
the arch-enemy of whatever is good and amiable. Invested as she is with as
ample powers of seduction and mischief as Satan himself, she is equally
expert in accomplishing the ruin of the soul and body of the objects of
her malignity. In order to convey to the reader an idea of those powers
with which she is invested, and which she never fails to exercise, we
shall detail them in their order, illustrating our statements, as we go
along, with proofs from the best authorities.
The most formidable of all the
powers conferred on a witch consists in the torture and destruction of
human beings by infernal machination. There are various processes by which
those; hellish practices are accomplished, but the most common process is
that invented and used by that eminent and distinguished witch, "Crea
Mhoir cun .Drochdair," who was burnt and worried at a stake at
Inverness, about two centuries ago, for bewitching and keeping in torment
the body of the provost’s son. Crea made an effigy of clay, and other
hellish ingredients, into which she stuck pins and other sharp
instruments. This effigy of the provost’s son she placed on a spit at a
large fire, and by these cantrips the hag communicated such agonizing
torments to the young gentleman, that he must have had speedily fallen a
victim to his sufferings, had it not been for the happy discovery made by
means of a little grandchild of Crea Mhoir’s, who divulged the whole
secret to a little companion, for the small gratification of a piece of
bread and cheese. But although Crea, honest woman, was long ago disposed
of, to the great comfort and satisfaction of her countrymen, who naturally
enough ascribed to her all the calamities which happened in the country
during her lifetime, she left behind her the immortal fruits of her
genius, for the benefit of her black posterity, in those mischievous
inventions practised by the witches of the present day, who understand the
knack of torturing their unhappy contemporaries in all its branches.
The next important power of a witch,
and a warlock, consists in their control over air and water, whereby they
raise most dreadful storms and hurricanes by sea, and by land, and thus
accomplish the destruction of many a valuable life, which otherwise might
have been long spared. The following account of the loss of a most
excellent gentleman exhibits too melancholy an instance of the success of
their experiments in this way:
"John Garve Macgillichallum of Razay
was an ancient hero of great celebrity. Distinguished in the age in which
he lived for the gallantry of his exploits, he has often been selected by
the bard as the theme of his poems and songs. Alongst with a constitution
of body naturally vigorous and powerful, Razay was gifted with all those
noble qualities of the mind which a true hero is supposed to possess. And
what reflected additional lustre on his character, was that he never
failed to apply his talents and powers to the best uses. He was the active
and inexorable enemy of the weird sisterhood, many of whom he was the
auspicious instrument of sending to their ‘black inheritance’ much sooner
than they either expected or desired. It was not therefore to be supposed,
that, while those amiable actions endeared Razay to all good people, they
were all calculated to win him the regard of those infernal hags to whom
he was so deadly a foe. As might be naturally expected, they cherished
towards him the most implacable thirst of revenge, and sought, with
unremitting vigilance, for an opportunity of quenching it. That such an
opportunity did unhappily occur, and that the meditated revenge of these
hags was too well accomplished, will speedily appear from this melancholy
story.
"It happened upon a time, that Razay
and a number of friends planned an expedition to the island of Lewes, for
the purpose of hunting the deer of that place. They accordingly embarked
on board the chieftain’s yacht, manned by the flower of the young men of
Razay, and in a few hours they chased the fleet-bounding hart on the
mountains of Lewes. Their sport proved excellent. Hart after hart, and
hind after hind, were soon levelled to the ground by the unerring hand of
Razay; and when night terminated the chase, they retired to their shooting
quarters, where they spent the night with jovialty and mirth, little
dreaming of their melancholy fate in the morning.
"In the morning of next day, the
chief of Razay and his followers rose with the sun, with the view of
returning to Razay. The day was squally and occasionally boisterous, and
the billows raged with great violence. But Razay was determined to cross
the channel to his residence, and ordered his yacht to prepare for the
voyage. The more cautious and less courageous of his suite, however, urged
on him to defer the expedition till the weather should somewhat settle—an
advice which Razay, with a courage which knew no fear, rejected, and
expressed his firm determination to proceed without delay. Probably with a
view to inspire his company with the necessary degree of courage to induce
them all to concur in the undertaking, he adjourned with them to the
ferry-house, where they had recourse to that supporter of spirits under
every trial, the usquebaugh, a few bottles of which added vastly to the
resolution of the company. Just as the party were. disputing the
practicability of the proposed adventure, an old woman, with wrinkled
front, bending on a crutch, catered the ferry-house; and Razay, in the
heat of argument, appealed to the old woman, whether the passage of the
channel on such a day was riot perfectly practicable and free from danger.
The woman, without hesitation, replied in the affirmative, adding such
observations, reflecting on their courage, as immediately silenced every
opposition to the voyage; and, accordingly, the whole party embarked in
the yacht for Razay. But, alas! what were the consequences? No sooner were
they abandoned to the mercy of the waves than the elements seemed to
conspire to their destruction. All attempts to put back the vessel proved
unavailing, and she was speedily driven out before the wind in the
direction of Razay. The heroic chieftain laboured hard to animate his
company, and to dispel the despair which began to seize them; by the most
exemplary courage and resolution. He took charge of the helm, and, in
spite of the combined efforts of the sea, wind, and lightning, he kept the
vessel steadily on her course towards the lofty point of Aird in Skye. The
drooping spirits of his crew began to revive, and hope began to smile upon
them— when, lo! to their great astonishment, a large cat was seen to climb
the rigging. This cat was soon followed by another of equal size, and the
last by a successor, until at length the shrouds, masts, and whole tackle,
were actually covered with them. Nor did the sight of all those cats,
although he knew well enough their real character, intimidate the resolute
Razay, until a large black cat, larger than any of the rest, appeared on
the mast-head, as commander in-chief of the whole legion. Razay, on
observing him, instantly foresaw the result; he, however, determined to
sell his life as dearly as possible, and immediately commanded an attack
upon the cats—but, alas! it soon proved abortive. With a simultaneous
effort the cats overturned the vessel on her leeward wale, and every soul;
on board were precipitated into a watery grave. Thus ended the glorious
life of Jan Garbh Macgilichallum of Razay, to the lasting regret of
the brave clan Leod and all good people, and to the great satisfaction of
the abominable witches who thus accomplished his lamentable doom.
"The same day, another hero,
celebrated for his hatred of witchcraft, was warming himself in his
hunting hut, in the forest of Gaick in Badenoch. His faithful hounds,
fatigued with the morning chase, lay stretched on the turf by his
side,—his gun, that would not miss, reclined in the neuk of the boothy,—the
skian dhu of the sharp edge hung by his side, and these alone
constituted his company. As the hunter sat listening to the howling storm
as it whistled there entered at the door an apparently poor weather-beaten
cat, shivering with cold, and drenched to the skin. On observing her, the
hairs of the dogs became erected bristles, and they immediately rose to
attack the pitiable cat, which stood trembling at the door. ‘Great
hunter of the hills,’ exclaims the poor looking, trembling cat, ‘ I claim
your protection. I know your hatred to my craft, and perhaps it is
just. Still spare, oh spare a poor jaded wretch, who thus flies to you for
protection from the cruelty and oppression of her sister-hood.’ Moved to
compassion by her eloquent address, and disdaining to take advantage of
his greatest enemy in such a seemingly forlorn situation, he pacified his
infuriated dogs, and desired her to come forward to the fire and warm
herself. ‘Nay,’ says she, ‘in the first place, you will please bind with
this long hair those two furious hounds of yours, for I am afraid
they will tear my poor hams to pieces. I pray you, therefore, my dear Sir,
that you would have the goodness to bind them together by the necks with
this long hair.’ But the curious nature of the hair induced the hunter to
dissemble a little. Instead of having bound his dogs with it, as he
pretended, he threw it across a beam of wood which connected the couple of
the boothy. The witch then supposing the dogs securely bound, approached
the fire, and squatted herself down as if to dry herself. She had not
sitten many minutes, when the hunter could easily discover a striking
increase in her size, which he could not forbear remarking in a jocular
manner to herself. ‘ A bad death to you, you nasty beast,’ says the
hunter; ‘you are getting very large.’—’Aye, aye,’ replied the cat, equally
jocosely, ‘as my hairs imbibe the heat, they naturally expand.’ These
jokes, however, were but a prelude to a more serious conversation. The cat
still continuing her growth, had at length attained a most extraordinary
size,—when, in the twinkling of an eye, she transformed herself into her
proper likeness of the Goodwife of Laggan, and thus addressed him: ‘Hunter
of the Hills, your hour of reckoning is arrived. Behold me before you, the
avowed champion of my devoted sisterhood, of whom Macgillichallum of Razay
and you were always the most relentless enemies. But Razey is no more. His
last breath is fled. He lies a lifeless corpse on the bottom of the main;
and now, Hunter of the Hills, it is your turn.’ With these words, assuming
a most hideous and terrible appearance, she made a spring at the hunter.
The two dogs, which she supposed seemly bound by the infernal hair, sprung
at her in her turn, and a most furious conflict ensued. The witch, thus
unexpectedly attacked by the dogs, now began to repent of her temerity.
‘Fasten, hair, fasten,’ she perpetually exclaimed, supposing the dogs
to have been bound by the hair, and so effectually did the hair fasten,
according to her order, that it at last snapt the beam in twain. At
length, finding herself completely overpowered, she attempted a retreat,
but so closely were the hounds fastened in her breasts, that it was with
no small difliculty she could get herself disengaged from them. Screaming
and shrieking, the Wife of Laggari dragged herself out of the house,
trailing after her the dogs, which were fastened in her so closely, that
they never loosed their hold, until she demolished every tooth in their
heads. Then metamorphosing herself into the likeness of a raven, she fled
over the mountains in the direction of her home. The two faithful dogs,
bleeding and exhausted, returned to their master, and, in the act of
caressing his hand, both fell down and expired at his feet. Regretting
their loss with a sorrow only known to the parent who weeps over the
remains of departed children, he buried his devoted dogs, and returned
home to his family. His wife was not in the house when he arrived, but she
soon made her appearance. ‘Where have you been, my love?' inquired the
husband - ’Indeed,’ replies she, ‘ I have been seeing the Goodwife of
Laggan, who has been just seized with so severe an illness, that she is
not expected to live for any time.’—’ Aye aye!’ says he, ‘what is the
matter with the worthy woman?‘—‘She was all day absent in the moss at her
peats,’ replies the wife, ‘ and was seized with a sudden cholic, in
consequence of getting wet feet, and now all her friends and neighbours
are expecting her demision.’.—’ Poor woman,’ says the husband, ‘ I am
sorry for her. Get me some dinner, it will be right that I should go and
see her also.’ Dinner being provided and dispatched, the hunter
immediately proceeded to the house of Laggan, where he found a great
assemblage of neighbours mourning, with great sincerity, the approaching
decease of a woman whom they all had hitherto esteemed virtuous. The
hunter, walking up to the sick woman's bed in a rage, proportioned to the
greatness of its cause, stripped the sick. woman of all her coverings. A
shriek from the now exposed witch brought all the company around her.
‘Behold,’ says he, ‘ this object of your solicitude, who is nothing less
than an infernal witch. To-day, she informs me, she was present at the
death of the Laird of Razay, and only a few hours have elapsed since she
attempted to make me share his fate. This night, however, she shall
expiate her crime, by the forfeiture of her horrid life.’ Relating to the
company the whole circumstances of her attack upon him, which were too
well corroborated by the conclusive marks she bore on her person, the
whole company were perfectly convinced of her criminality; and the
customary punishment was about to be inflicted on her, when the miserable
wretch addressed them as follows: ‘ My ill-requited friends, spare an old
acquaintance, already in the agonies of death, from any farther mortal
degradation. My crimes and my folly now stare me in the face, in their
true colours, while my vile and perfidious seducer, ‘the enemy of your
temporal and spiritual interests, only laughs at me in my distress; and,
as a reward for my fidelity to his interest, in seducing every thing that
was amiable, awl in destroying every thing that was good, he is now about
to consign my soul to eternal misery. Let my example be a warning to all
the people of the earth to shun the fatal rock on which I have
split; and as a strong inducement for them to do so, I shall atone for my
iniquity to the utmost of my ability, by detailing to you the awful
history of my life.’ Here the Wife of Laggan detailed at full length the
way she was seduced into the service of the evil one,—all the criminal
adventures in which she had been engaged, and ended with a particular
account of the death of Macgillichallum of Razay, and her attack upon the
hunter, and then expired.
Meanwhile, a neighbour of the Wife
or Laggan was returning home late at night from Strathdearn, where he had
been upon some business, and had just entered the dreary forest of Monalea
in Badenoch, when he met a woman dressed in black, who ran with great
speed, and inquired at the traveller, with great agitation, how far she
was distant from the church-yard of Dalarossie, and if she could be there
by twelve o’clock. The traveller told her she might, if she continued to
go at the same pace that she did then. She then fled alongst the road,
uttering the most desponding lamentations, and the traveller continued his
road to Badenoch, He had not, however, walked many miles when he met a
large black dog, which travelled past him with much velocity, as if upon
the scent of a track or footsteps, and soon after he met another large
black dog sweeping along in the same manner. The last dog, however, was
scarcely past, when he met a stout black man on a fine fleet black
courser, prancing along in the same direction after the dogs. ‘Pray,’ says
the rider to the traveller, ‘did you meet a woman as you came along the
hill?’ The traveller replied in the affirmative. ‘And did you meet
a dog soon after?’ rejoined the rider. The traveller replied he did.
‘And,’ added the rider, ‘do you think the dog will overtake her ere she
can reach the church of Dalarossie ?‘—‘ He will, at any rate, be very
close upon her heels,’ answered the traveller. Each then took his own way.
But before the traveller had got the length of Glenbanchar, the rider
overtook him on his return, with the foresaid woman before him across the
bow of his saddle, and one of the dogs fixed in her breast, and another in
her thigh. ‘Where did you overtake the woman?’ inquired the traveller. ‘
Just as she was entering the churchyard of Dalarossie,’ was his reply. On
the traveller’s return home, he heard of the fate of the unfortunate Wife
of Laggan, which soon explained the nature of the company he had met on
the road. It was, no doubt, the spirit of the Wife of Laggan flying for
protection from the infernal spirits, (to whom she had sold herself,) to
the church-yard of Dalarossie, which is so sacred a place, that a witch is
immediately dissolved from all her ties with Satan, on making a pilgrimage
to it, either dead or alive. But, it seems the unhappy Wife of Laggan was
a stage too late."
There is another power given to
them, which is a most mischievous one, and proves the fruitful source of
almost all the crimes and miseries which deluge the land,—that of sowing
the seeds of discord amongst mankind in public and private life. We will
say nothing of the degree of secret influence which these worthies
probably enjoy in overruling the councils of our nation, and thwarting the
judgment of our ministers so as to answer their private purposes, as it
would be out of our strict line of delineation. But we speak from the best
authority when we say, that they are the common and secret instigators of
those deplorable quarrels and divisions which sometimes happen between
those who ought to be one flesh. Whenever we see a broken-hearted wife,
mourning over the misconduct of her husband, who, once tenderly
affectionate and attentive to the discharge of his domestic duties, is now
changed into, the domestic tyrant and whisky-bibber, we need never
hesitate for a moment to pronounce the cause to be witchcraft. And the
same rule holds good in regard to the misconduct of the wife,
vice versa.
Behold, again, the man of sin, clothed in the
garment of disgrace, that sits "girnan on
the creepy." Ask him what
blindfold infatuation could have induced him to have defiled his
neighbour’s bed, and he will tell you, with a groan, it was
"Buchuchd."
Nor are their operations confined to
the injury of a person’s spiritual interest alone—they even descend to the
lowest incidents in a man’s tailing. If the reader should see a termagant
of a wife raise over the caput
of her poor cuckold of a husband, the tongs or
spurtle, demanding of him, with vehement eloquence, the cause of
purchasing a horse or a cow at double its value, his answer to her will
certainly be-.—. "Me ve ar mu Buchuchd."
Thus the ruination of our spiritual
interests is not enough to satisfy their inveterate malignity,—they must
likewise injure our temporal interests, which, however incomparable to the
former in point of intrinsic importance, yet causes the sufferer fully as
much grief. Indeed, so dearly do the most of the people of this world love
their temporal means and estate, that we feel fully persuaded, that did
those agents confine their operations to the injury of our spiritual
interests alone, which,. as Satan’s instruments, we should naturally
suppose to be their proper line of business, the clamour against their
ruinous and abominable practices would be much less violent than it is.
This much, however, of the Highlander’s liberal disposition the sly
sounding witch is intimately acquainted with, and for this very reason she
redoubles her diligence to cause him all the loss in her power, as the
most effectual way of completing his misery. Hence, it often happens, that
should a horse, an ox, or a cow, of unequalled symmetry and beauty, be so
unlucky as to attract the favour of its affectionate owner;—by whatever
means the sagacious witch discovers the secret we know not, but certain
annihilation, accomplished by some means or other, will be the poor
animal’s lot. Such a calamity as this is sufficiently mortifying, but it
is a small one when compared to the loss of a person’s whole stock, which
too frequently follows the loss of one. Having once inserted the infernal
pillow