By Robert Chambers, LL. D.
In one of the most
ancient streets of Edinburgh, called the West Bow, stood the
house formerly inhabited by Major Weir, whose name is scarcely
more conspicuous in the Criminal Records of Scotland, than it is
notorious in the mouth of popular tradition. The awful tenement
was situated in a small court at the back ofthe main street,
accessible by a narrow entry leading off to the east, about
fifty yards from the top of the Bow. It was a sepulchral-looking
fabric, with a peculiarly dejected and dismal aspect, as if it
were conscious of the bad character which it bore among the
neighbouring houses.
It is now about one
hundred and fifty years since Major Weir, an old soldier of the
civil war, and the bearer of some command in the City Guard of
Edinburgh, closed a most puritanical life, by confessing himself
a sorcerer, and being burnt accordingly at the stake. The
scandal in which this involved the Calvinistic party seems to
have been met, on their part, by an endeavour to throw the whole
blame upon the shoulders of Satan ; and this conclusion, which
was almost justified by the mystery and singularity of the case,
has had the effect of connecting the criminal’s name inalienably
with the demonology of Scotland.
Sundry strange
reminiscences of Major Weir and his house are preserved among
the old people of Edinburgh, and especially by the venerable
gossips of the West Bow. It is said he derived that singular
gift of prayer by which he surprised all his acquaintance, and
procured so sanctimonious a reputation, from his walking-cane!
This implernent, it appears, the Evil One, from whom he procured
it, had endowed with the most wonderful properties and powers.
It not only inspired him with prayer, so long as he held it in
his hand, but it acted in the capacity of a Mercury, in so far
as it could go an errand, or run a message. Many was the time it
went out to the neighbouring shops for supplies of snuff to its
master! And as the fact was well known, the shop-keepers of the
Bow were not startled at the appearance of so strange a
customer. Moreover, it often "answered the door,” when people
came to call upon the Major, and it had not unfrequently been
seen running along before him, in the capacity of link-boy, as
he walked down the Lawnmarket. Of course, when the Major was
burnt, his wooden lieutenant and valet was carefully burnt with
him, though it does not appear in the justiciary Records that it
was included in the indictment, or that Lord Dirleton subjected it, in common with
its master, to the ceremony of a sentence.
It is also said that
the spot on which the Major was burnt,—namely, the south-east
corner of the esplanade on the Castle-Hill,—continued ever after
scathed and incapable of vegetation. But we must beg to suggest
the possibility of this want of verdure being occasioned by the
circumstance of the esplanade being a hard gravel-walk. We are
very unwilling to find scientific reasons for last-century
miracles,—to withdraw the veil from beautiful deceptions,—or to
dispel the halo which fancy may have thrown around the incidents
of a former day. But a regard for truth obliges us to
acknowledge, that the same miracle, attributed to the
burning-place of Wishart, at St Andrews, may be accounted for in
a similar way, the spot being now occupied by what the people
thereabouts denominate, in somewhat homely phrase, " a mussel
midden.”
For upwards of a century after Major
Weir’s death, he continued to be the bugbear of the Bow, and his
house remained uninhabited. His apparition was frequently seen
at night flitting, like a black and silent shadow, about the
purlieus of that singular street. His house, though known to be
deserted by everything human, was sometimes observed at midnight
to be full of lights, and heard to emit strange sounds, as of
dancing, howling, and, what is strangest of all, spinning. It
was believed, too, that every night, when the clock of St Giles
tolled twelve, one of the windows sprung open, and the ghost of
a tall woman in white, supposed to be the Major’s equally
terrible sister, came forward, and bent her long figure thrice
over the window, her face every time touching the wall about
three feet down, and then retired, closing the window after her
with an audible clang.
Some people had
occasionally seen the Major issue from the low "close,” at the
same hour, mounted on a black horse without a head, and gallop
off in a whirlwind of flame. Nay, sometimes the whole of the
inhabitants of the Bow together were roused from their sleep at
an early hour in the morning, by the sound as of a
coach-and-six, first rattling up the Lawnrnarket, and then
thundering down the Bow, stopping at the head of the terrible
"close” for a few minutes, and then rattling and thundering back
again,—being neither more nor less than Satan come in one of h
is best equipages, to take home to his abode the ghosts of the
Major and his sister, after they had spent a night’s leave of
absence in their terrestrial dwelling. In support of these
beliefs, circumstances, of course, were not awanting. One or two
venerable men of the Bow, who had. perhaps, on the night of the
7th September 1736, popped their night-capped heads out of their
windows, and seen Captain Porteous hurried down their street to
execution, were pointed out by children as having actually
witnessed some of the dreadful doings alluded to. One worthy, in
particular, declared he had often seen coaches parading up and
down the Bow at midnight, drawn by six black horses without
heads, and driven by a coachman of the most hideous appearance,
whose flaming eyes, placed at an immense distance from each
other in his forehead, as they gleamed through the darkness,
resembled nothing so much as the night-lamps of a modern
vehicle.
About forty years ago, when the shades of
superstition began universally to give way in Scotland, Major
Weir’s house came to be regarded with less terror by the
neighbours, and an attempt was made by the proprietor to find a
person who would be bold enough to inhabit it. Such a person was
procured in William Patullo, a poor man of dissipated habits,
who, having been at one time a soldier and a traveller, had come
to disregard in a great measure the superstitious of his native
country, and was now glad to possess a house upon the low terms
offered by the landlord, at whatever risk. Upon it being known
in the town that Major Weir’s house was about to be
re-inhabited, a great deal of curiosity was felt by people of
all ranks as to the result of the experiment; for there was
scarcely a native of the city who had not felt since his boyhood
an intense interest in all that concerned that awful fabric, and
yet remembered the numerous terrible stories which he had heard
told respecting it. Even before entering upon his hazardous
undertaking, Williani Patullo was looked upon with a flattering
sort of interest—an interest similar to that which we feel
respecting a culprit under sentence of death, a man about to be
married, or a regiment on the march to active conflict. It was
the hope of many that he would be the means of retrieving a
valuable possession from the dominion of darkness. But Satan
soon let them know that he does not ever tamely relinquish the
outposts of his kingdom.
On the very first
evening after Patullo and his spouse had taken up their abode in
the house, a circumstance took place which efectually deterred
them and all others from ever again inhabiting it. About one in
the morning, as the worthy couple were lying awake in their bed,
not unconscious of a considerable degree of fear, a dim
uncertain light proceeding from the gathered embers of their
fire, and all being silent around them, they suddenly saw a form
like that of a calf, but without the head, come through the
lower panel of the door and enter the room. A spectre more
horrible, or more spectre-like conduct, could scarcely have been
conceived. The phantom immediately came forward to the bed; and
setting its fore-feet upon the stock, looked steadfastly in all
its awful headlessness at the unfortunate pair, who were of
course almost ready to die with fright. When it had contemplated
them thus for a few minutes, to their great relief it at length
took away its intolerable person, and slowly retiring; gradually
vanished from their sight. As might be expected, they deserted
the house next morning; and from that time forward, no other
attempt was ever made to embank this part of the world of light
from the aggressions of the world of darkness.
In the course of our
experience we have met with many houses in "Auld Reekie" which
have the credit of being haunted. There is one at this day
[1829] in Buchanan’s Court, Lawnmarket, in the same "land" in
which the celebrated editor of the Edinburgh Review first saw
the light. It is a flat, and has been shut up fromtime
immemorial. The story goes, that one night, as preparations were
making for a supper party, something occurred which obliged the
family, as well as all the assembled guests, to retire with
precipitation, and lock up the house. From that night to this it
has never once been opened, nor was any of the furniture
withdrawn ;—the very goose which was undergoing the process of
being roasted at the time of the dreadful occurrence is still at
the fire! No one knows to whom the house belongs ; no one ever
inquires after it ; no one living ever saw the inside of it;—it
is a condemned house ! There is something peculiarly dreadful
about a house under these circumstances. What sights of horror
might present themselves if it were entered! Satan is the ‘ultimus
hares’ of all such unclaimed property.
Besides the numberless
old houses in Edinburgh that are haunted, there are many endowed
with the simple credit of having been the scenes of murders and
suicides. Some we have met with, containing rooms which had
particular names commemorative of such events, and these names,
handed down as they had been from one generation to another,
usually suggested the remembrance of some dignihed Scottish
families, probably the former tenants of the houses.
The closed house in
Mary King’s Close (behind the Royal Exchange) is believed by
some to have met with that fate for a very fearful reason. The
inhabitants at a very remote period were, it is said, compelled
to abandon it by the supernatural appearance which took place in
it, on the very first night after they had made it their
residence. At midnight, as the goodman was sitting with his wife
by the fire, reading his Bible, and intending immediately to go
to bed, a strange dimness which suddenly fell upon the light
caused him to raise his eyes from the book. He looked at the
candle, and saw it was burning blue. Terror took possession of
his frame. He turned away his eyes from the ghastly object; but
the cure was worse than the disease. Directly before him, and
apparently not two yards off, he saw the head as of a dead
person looking him straight in the face. There was nothing but a
head, though that seemed to occupy the precise situation in
regard to the floor which it might have done had it been
supported by a body of the ordinary stature. The man and his
wife fainted with terror. On awaking, darkness pervaded the
room. Presently the door opened, and in came a hand holding a
candle. This advanced and stood—that is, the body supposed to be
attached to the hand stood—beside the table, whilst the
terrified pair saw two or three couples of feet skip along the
floor, as if dancing. The scene lasted a short time, but
vanished quite away upon the man gathering strength to invoke
the protection of Heaven. The house was of course abandoned, and
remained ever afterwards shut up.