I got in a communication from Ian...
Having just published two short (~100 page)
books listed on Amazon Kindle Books, I seek advice on how best to have
them listed on electricscotland.com. Both are written in Scottish
dialect and intended to entertain Scots at home and abroad.
HAGGIS RULES! is a collection of original humorous poems saluting Robert
Burns aficionados, yet occasionally teasing/satirising Burns Night
windbags. Being a humorous collection of poems I wrote based on personal
experiences and people-watching, in particular at Burns Night
celebrations and other Scottish festivities.
MACLEISH! is a macabre narrative poem set in early 18th century Scottish
Highlands. Graphically describing the birth and childhood of an
anti-Christ, this story is not for the squeamish.
Here are three poems from his book,
Haggis Rules...
Guid Auld
Days
My Reality
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