DlARMAD followed
hard upon
Trotag's heels,
but in her hurry
she did not seem
to notice he was
close at her
back. On
entering the
house,
remembering her
duty to religion
and her
audience, she
cried, while
sitting down on
the nearest
empty chair—"Oh
what a scandal!
"
The
house-wife, who
was placing
dinner on the
table for the
two young men
from the hill,
turned sharply
round, but when
she saw
Diarmad's face
behind Trotag
she did not put
the intended
question. The
holy women were
having a sewing
bee with one
side of the
cearna all to
themselves, and
old Seumas and
the elder were
on the other
side talking
about wool and
market prices,
and shaking
heads over the
snowstorm.
Diarmad joined
them, and,
facing round
upon Trotag and
the pious women,
said sternly— "Say what was the
scandal."
"What is wrong
with thee, Diarmad?" asked
the house-wife.
"What is the
matter, Ealag?"
asked one of the
sisterhood.
"They were
singing profane
songs, and at cliath tossing
and kissing when
I looked in ;
and I am sure it
was no thanks I
got from them."
"And what hast
thou to say, Diarmad?" asked
the elder in his
session manner,
but with a
suspicion of a
smile round the
corners of his
mouth.
The
sisters looked
solemnly from
the accuser to
the accused.
"What I say is
that all men and
women must be
young before
being old, and
that when young
they are
perfectly
entitled to
enjoy innocent
amusements.
Ealag comes
saying ' Oh,
what a scandal!'
and you all look
as if something
horrible must
have happened.
Well, I'll tell
you all there is
to tell, and,
although it is
very little, yet
it is more than
Ealag saw. About
an hour ago, and
just at the
mouth of the
night, Ewan and
I, coming down
from the hill,
entered the
luadhadh shed.
The women folk
in a moment
carried me off
my legs, and
laid me on the
cliath. They
then commenced
to sing the
luinneag of
Duncan Ban of
the songs, which
I have no doubt
everyone here
knows quite
well. I caught
Marie Chiar, and
got her on the
cliath, but she
slipped out of
my fingers like
a ball of soap.
(Here the
house-wife,
house-man, and
the elder's wife
broke out
laughing, nor
could the elder
refrain from
joining). I
daresay she was
angular and
graspable when
the elder and
she were young
(more laughter),
but there is no
keeping,
holding, or
kissing her now
on a rough
cliath and
rolling web.
(This was said
in a mournful,
injured tone,
which quite
upset the elder,
and rather
demoralised Anne
of Dalmore, the
least
stiffly-starched
of the sisters).
Well, then, when
I lost Marie, by
great good luck,
Jessie happened
for a moment to
come within the
longest reach of
my arm. I was
not such a
claodhaire 1
(looking the
house-wife in
the face, and
seeing no sign
of displeasure^
as to lose the
chance. So, by a
great stretch,
dart, and pull,
I grasped her
fairly by the
waist, dragged
her on to the
cliath, kissed
her, and earned
my liberty. They
then seized on
Ewan, and he was
being put
through the same
process, and had
not yet caught a
hostage, when
Ealag popped her
head through the
screen —and if
you don't mind,
Ealag, it is the
sharp stone will
be under that
head at last—and
began to preach
like the
Domhnullach Mor
from the North,
when his voice
issuing from the
hillside tent is
powerful enough
to be heard on
the other side
of Loch Tay.
But, look you
now, was not the
preaching
foolishness when
there was no
occasion for it
at all? Why, if
you come out to
the shed now,
Ealag and all of
you, we will go
through the
whole
performance
again with the
greatest
pleasure, and
the luadhadh
custom will be
properly kept
up."
The
house-man seemed
stunned at the
young man's
audacity, and
the house-wife
and the elder's
wife showed
manifest
approval, while
the sisters were
too troubled
about the
weakness
exhibited by
Anne of Dalmore
to lift their
testimony as
they ought to
have done. When
Ewan was got in
to his delayed
dinner the
atmosphere was
quite serene,
and quite a
different
subject was
under
discussion.
Trotag, having
done her duty
conscientiously,
felt herself
wounded in the
house of her
friends at
first, but,
whether it was
the threat of
that sharp stone
or an
unregenerated
weakness that
did it, the fact
was certain that
in the end she
laughed with the
laughers, and
slapped Diarmad
on the back in
pretended
reproof, but
real
approbation.
Ewan ate his
dinner most
contentedly in
solemn silence,
but Diarmad had
to eat and talk
as best he could
because he was
forced to be the
opposition on
the new subject
started by the
man of the
house, just to
change the
conversation at
a suitable
break.
"And
hast thou heard, Diarmad, about
the new minister
the Queen's
advisers are
sending us?"
asked old Seumas.
"Not a word.
And who is the
man?"
"It is
all in the
papers" answered
the elder, "and
a letter has
come to the
session saying
the presentee is
coming to preach
to us the Sunday
after next. His
name is Charles
Stuart, and they
say he comes
from Arran."
"Well, there
can be no
objection at anyrate to the
man's name, and
the place of his
birth."
Kirsty of Strone—"And why should
there not? The
Arran Gaelic is
not so like
ours, and I
daresay the man
was a smuggler."
Diarmad—"You are
thinking of the
minister'we once
got from Arran,
and who was a
smuggler when a
boy, but was he
not the good man
and minister."
Anne of
Dalmore—"A
brand snatched
from the
burning."
Meg
of Camus—"A
proof of the
power of
redeeming
grace."
Kirsty of Strone—"A burning and a
shining light.
But who is this
man that he
should be
compared to such
a servant of God
? This man is
just a Black
Moderate."
Anne of Dalmore—"And it is the
black worldly
heart he must
have to take,
like a hungry
wolf, the place
refused to the
man chosen by
the people."
Meg of Camus—"A
man you may be
sure who will
not lift his
nose from the
paper."
Kirsty of Strone—"And, as that
blessed man, Mr Logie, said of
the Achterarder
presentee, a
thief and a
robber, who does
not come into
the fold through
the door, but
steals over the
wall by the
ladder of
patronage."
Diarmad—"And
pray by what
ladder did Mr Logie himself
and mostly all
the
Non-Intrusion
ministers climb
over the walls
of their
churches?"
The Elder —"Well, no doubt
by the ladder of
patronage; but
it is only
through the late
encroachments on
the liberties of
the Kirk that
the full evil of
the system has
come to be
revealed."
Diarmad—"The
encroachments
were not first
began by the
State, and they
are not all on
one side yet."
The Elder—"Was
not Bolingbroke's
Act restoring
patronage, an
encroachment by
the State, and a
wrong to
Scotland."
Diarmad—"Granted; but I
was speaking of
the present
quarrels."
The Eider—"They
arose out of Bolingbroke's
Act."
Diarmad—"True; but here
was the mistake
that the rulers
of the Kirk,
instead of going
to Parliament to
get Bolingbroke's
Act repealed,
began themselves
to do what was
not in their
power, and to
encroach on
Caesar's proper
domain."
The
Elder — "Dost
thou think
Parliament would
abolish
Bolingbroke's
Act?
Diarmad—"Yes of course if
we worked and
waited. Indeed,
if the thing had
rightly been
gone about, it
might have been
accomplished by
this time. It is
work for the
electors of
Scotland, and
not for the
General
Assembly."
Kirsty of Strone—"That is the way
you all talk at
the Seat of the
Scorners."
Meg of Camus—"You Black
Moderates should
have gone to
hear Mr Logie
expounding the
rights of the
Kirk."
Diarmad—"But Mr Logie did not
object to
patronage when
he was presented
to a parish."
Anne of Dalmore—"And if the
people had the
free right of
choice it is Mr Logie that would
have the refusal
of many
parishes."
Meg of
Camus—"Aye, for
sure. And what a
wonderful gift
he has for
soul-refreshing
samhlachan
(similes and
parables), by
which he makes
the darkest
texts of the
Word so plain
that a child can
understand their
deep meaning."
Anne of Dalmore—"For sure, I
think of the rod
of Moses
striking the
rock in Horeb
when Mr Logie is
explaining by
samhlachan the
deep meaning of
a text that
yielded to me
only a surface
meaning before."
Diarmad—"He has
certainly an
extraordinary
gift for
ingenious
similes and
comparisons ;
but he lets his
gift lead him
into shaking
bogs too often."
Meg of
Camus—"Art thou
not afraid to be
finding fault
with such a man
of God?"
Diarmad—"Not in
the least. Truth
is truth, earth
is firm, and
Heaven is just.
Fault-finding!
Why, indeed, if
the sheep should
choose the
shepherds they
must certainly
judge them too.
It would do Mr Logie a vast
deal of good if
he wrote out his
sermons from
beginning to end
and carefully
kept his nose to
the paper until
he learned to
bridle his
weakness for
improper
comparisons."
Chorus—"Improper.
Oh!"
Diarmad—"Yes, improper,
unedifying, and
sometimes
laughable."
Anne of
Dalmore—"Prove
thy words."
The other
sisters—"Yes,
prove them."
Ealag watched
quietly, and
looked very much
as if she
secretely sided
with the
scoffer, who was
the young chief
of her kith and
kin, and
threatened to
put her head on
a sharp stone
amidst ancestral
dust. The
elder said
nothing. The
Ciotach smoked
his pipe, and
clearly the
elder's wife and
the housewife
enjoyed the
Scorner's
audacity. The
two, in fact,
had unfavourable
private opinions
anent some of Mr
Logie's
samhlachan, and
they turned with
unconcealed
approval to hear
Diarmad's reply.
It came at once
:—
"You ask
me to prove a
thing which is
openly and
notoriously
known. I daresay
all of you heard
the sermon he
preached from
our tent at last
communion. I ask
you if his
comparisons
about mother's
love and
mother's milk
were not
indelicate and
scandalous. Why,
he scarcely
stopped short of
going into
matters that
should belong to
doctors, howdies,
and nurses.
Then, at the
Kilfaolain
communion a
really clever
comparison led
him into the eye
of a quagmire."
Here the elder,
who, as well as
Diarmad heard
the sermon in
which Mr Logie
stepped into a
verbal trap of
impropriety on
the back of a
comparison
between St
Peter's faith
when he denied
his Master and
the weights of a
clock, stopped
the narrative by
admitting that
Diarmad on that
matter was
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