Alexander M'Kellar, the "Cock o' the Green"—whom
Kay's print represents as about to strike the ball—was probably one of
the most enthusiastic golf-players that ever handled a club. When the
weather would at all permit, he generally spent the whole day on
Burntsfield Links; and he was frequently to be found engaged at the "
short hole" by lamp-light. Even in winter, if the snow was sufficiently
frozen, he might be seen enjoying his favourite exercise alone, or with
any one he could persuade to join him in the pastime. (When snow happens
to be on the ground a red ball is used.) M'Kellar thus became
well known in the neighbourhood of the green ; and his almost insane
devotion to golf was a matter of much amusement to his acquaintances. So
thoroughly did he enter into the spirit of the game, that every other
consideration seemed obliterated for the time. "By the la' Harry," or "
By gracious, this won't go for nothing! " he would exclaim,
involuntarily, as he endeavoured to ply his club with scientific skill;
and, when victory chanced to crown his exertions, he used to give way to
his joy for a second or two by dancing round the golf-hole. M'Kellar,
however, was not a member of any of the Clubs; and, notwithstanding his
incessant practice, he was by no means considered a dexterous player.
This is accounted for by the circumstance of his having been far
advanced in years before he had an opportunity of gaining knowledge of
the game. The greater part of his life had been passed as a butler, but
in what family is unknown ; nor indeed does it matter much. He had
contrived to save a little money; and his wife, on their coming to
Edinburgh, opened a small tavern in the New Town. M'Kellar had thus
ample leisure for the indulgence of his fancy, without greatly abridging
his income, and golf may be said to have virtually become his
occiqyation; yet no perseverance could entirely compensate for the
want of practice in his younger years.
His all-absorbing predilection for golf was a source
of much vexation to his managing partner in life, on whom devolved the
whole duty of attending to the affairs of the tavern. It was not because
she regretted his want of attention to business—for probably he would
have been allowed to appropriate a very small portion of authority in
matters which she could attend to much better herself; but she felt
scandalised at the notoriety he had acquired, and was not altogether
satisfied with the occasional outlay to which he was subjected, though
he never speculated to any great amount.
No sooner was breakfast over than M'Kellar daily set
off to the green; and ten to one he did not find his way home until
dusk; and not even then, if the sport chanced to be good. As a practical
jest on the folly of his procedure, it occurred to his "better half"
that she would one day put him to the blush, by carrying his dinner,
along with his night-cap, to the links. At the moment of her arrival,
M'Kellar happened to be hotly engaged; and, apparently without feeling
the weight of the satire, he good-naturedly observed, that she might
wait, if she chose, till the game was decided, for at present he had
no time for dinner!
So provoked at length was the good dame, that she
abhorred the very name of golf, as well as all who practised it; and to
her customers, it they were her husband's associates on the green, even
a regard for her own interest could scarcely induce her to extend to
them the common civilities of the tavern.
What betwixt respect for his wife, and his fondness
of golf, M'Kellar must have been placed in a rather delicate situation;
but great as the struggle might be, all opposition was eventually
overcome, and he determined to enjoy his game and be happy in spite of
frowns, lectures, or entreaties. One thing alone annoyed him, and that
was the little countenance he was enabled to give his friends when they
happened to visit him. At length an opportunity occurred, apparently
highly favourable for an honourable amende to his long neglected
acquaintances. Having resolved on a trip to the kingdom of Fife, where
she calculated on remaining for at least one night, his " worthy
rib " took her departure, leaving him for once, after many cautions,
with the magement of affairs in her absence. Now was the time, thought
M'Kellar. A select party of friends were invited to his house in the
evening: the hour had arrived, and the company were assembled in the
best parlour—golf the theme, and deep the libations—when (alas! what
short-sighted mortals are we!), who should appear to mar the mirth of
the revellers, but the golf-hating Mrs. M'Kellar herself! Both winds and
waves had conspired to interrupt the festivity; the ferry had been found
impassable, and the hostess was compelled to return. What ensued may be
imagined. The contemplated journey was postponed sine die; and
M'Kellar internally resolved to make sure, before giving a second
invitation, that his spouse had actually crossed the ferry !
Happening to be at Leith one day, where his fame as a
golfer was not unknown, M'Kellar got into conversation, in the
club-maker's shop, with a number of glass-blowers, who were uloiving
very much about their science in the game of golf. After bantering
him for some time to engage in a trial of skill, a young man from
Burntsfield Links opportunely made his appearance. "By gracious,
gentlemen!" exclaimed M'Kellar, whose spirit was roused; "here's a boy
and I will play you for a guinea!" No sooner said than a match of three
games was begun, in all of which the glass-blowers were defeated. The
"Cock o'the Green" was triumphant; and, not waiting till the bet had
been forthcoming, he ran to the shop of the club-maker, announcing the
joyful intelligence—"By gracious, gentlemen, the old man and the boy
have beat them off the green!"
By way of occupying his time profitably on the
seventh—the only day in the week he could think of employing
otherwise than in his favourite amusement—M'Kellar was in the habit of
acting as door-keeper to an Episcopalian Chapel. On entering one day,
old Mr. Douglas Gourlay, club and ball-maker at Burntsfield, jocularly
placed a golf ball in the plate, in lieu of his usual donation of
coppers. As anticipated, the prize was instantaneously secured by
M'Kellar, who was not more astonished than gratified by the novelty of
the deposit.
It was at the suggestion of the late Mr. M'Ewan and
Mr. Gourlay that Kay produced the Etching of the "Cock o' the Green."
Going out purposely to the Links, the artist found him engaged at his
usual pastime, and succeeded in taking an accurate and characteristic
likeness. When informed what Kay had been doing, M'Kellar seemed highly
pleased. "What a pity," said he; "By gracious, had I known, I would have
shown him some of my capers!"
The Print was executed in 1803. Although then pretty
far advanced in life, M'Kellar continued to maintain his title of the
"Cock o' the Green" for a considerable time. He died about the year
1813.