Dr. Glen was a gentleman who enjoyed
considerable celebrity in his day, at once for the amount of his wealth
and the tenacity with which he held it. He had made a fortune abroad in
the practice of his profession ; and, in his latter years, returned to
his native country —not to enjoy it. He was twice married. On the second
occasion he had attained the discreet age of seventy; and it is said
that, amongst the other soft and captivating things which the venerable
lover whispered into the ear of the young lady on whom his choice had
fallen, to induce her to receive his addresses, was the promise of a
carriage. To this promise the Doctor was faithful. The carriage was
got—but no horses. "That's more than I bargained for," said the Doctor;
"I promised a carriage, and there it is; but I promised no horses,
neither shall yon have them." And here again the Doctor was as good as
his word. The consequence was a quarrel with his young wife, aggravated
by certain attempts, on her part, to revolutionize his house. The result
may be anticipated—three weeks after the marriage a separation took
place by mutual consent, the husband settling a sufficient aliment on
his affectionate spouse.
There is another
anecdote of the Doctor's happy talent for saving, but of so incredible
and absurd a character, that, assured as we are of its truth, we have
some hesitation in mentioning it. It is said that, on the death of his
wife—the first, we presume—he adopted the ingenious expedient of
attempting to procure a second-hand coffin to hold her remains, for
lessening the funeral expenses on this melancholy occasion.
At a very advanced period of life, the Doctor was
prevailed upon by a friend, but by what process of reasoning is not
known, nor can be conjectured, to enter the society of Freemasons—a step
which not a little surprised every one who knew him, or was aware of his
penurious habits. How much was their surprise increased, when they found
the Doctor entering, as he did, into all the spirit of the association,
whether in its business or its pleasures, with an ardour and enthusiasm
, unequalled by the youngest member! The Doctor became, in truth, in so
far at least as the circumstance of his connection with the brethren was
concerned, a totally changed man. He headed deputations, presided at
lodges, and became, in short, the leading spirit of the fraternity. The
members of the Lodge of St. Andrew's, to which he belonged, and which
was at this juncture rather barren of funds, early saw, in the Doctor's
new-born passion, a very pleasant and rational prospect of effecting an
improvement in their exchequer. "Without loss of time they flattered the
Doctor's vanity by electing him their Master, and ere long they
succeeded in obtaining from him no less a sum, it is said, than one
hundred pounds sterling.
The Doctor was a
regular attendant at church, and always contributed to the plate. That
his charity on such occasions might be duly appreciated hy those who
were in attendance, instead of throwing in his halfpence in the usual
careless way, he piled them up into one solid massive column of copper,
and gently placing the pillar down, left it, a conspicuous monument of
his benevolence.
One act of public
spirit, however, does mark the Doctor's life, and if his motive in
performing it, as was uncharitably reported at the time, was vanity, one
cannot help being struck with the ingenuity which directed him on the
occasion. He presented the governors of the Orphan Hospital with a bell!
His fame was thus literally sounded throughout the city; yet, lest any
should have been ignorant of the gift, he took care when in company, on
hearing it ring, to advert to its fine tone, and thus lead the way to a
narrative of his generosity.
Being once
troubled with sore eyes, after in vain trying the prescriptions of
several physicians, he applied to Dr. Graham, who cured him in a very
short time, for which he expressed great gratitude. Wishing to make him
some remuneration, he consulted some of the young members of the
Faculty; and, as the most genteel way of doing what he wished, they
recommended him to invite the Doctor and a few of his own friends to
dinner in Fortune's (the most fashionable tavern at that time), and
provide himself with a handsome purse, containing thirty guineas or so,
and offer it to the Doctor, which they assured him he would not accept.
They accordingly met, and after a few bottles of wine had been drunk,
the old Doctor called Dr. Graham to the window, and offered him the
purse, which he at once accepted, and, with a veiy low bow, thanked him
kindly for it. The Doctor was so chagrined that he soon left the
company, who continued till a pretty early hour enjoying themselves at
his expense.
The father of Dr. Glen was a
native of the west of Scotland, and had three sons, all of whom were
prosperous in the world. One of these gentlemen was appointed governor
of one of the West India Islands, where he amassed a large fortune, of
which he left £80,000 to his niece, the daughter of the third brother,
who ultimately succeeded to the reversion of the Doctor's property. This
amiable lady was subsequently married to the late Earl of Dalhousie,
father to the present noble Earl.
Dr.
Glen enjoyed, by purchase, an annuity from the city of Edinburgh, of
which he lived so long to reap the benefit, that the magistrates gave up
all hopes of his ever dying at all, and began to consider him as one of
the perpetual burdens of the city. He, however, died in 1786. |