POPULAR AMUSEMENTS—COCK-FIGHTING—.JOHN GRUB AND HIS
SCHOLARS—YULE SPORTS—FOOTBALL—THE MONYMUSK BA’IN’—WAD SHOOTING.
IT may with some truth be alleged that,
as a nation, we have never exhibited a very pronounced aptitude for
fitting and successful sports; yet did our forefathers devote some share
of their time to amusements of a public character. One of these, that
obtained a sort of recognition which we should think very queer, was
cock-fighting. A certain Mr. William Machrie, of Edinburgh, claimed to
have been the means of introduciug this sport—which he calls an
"innocent and royal recreation "—into the capital
about the - beginning of the century. This gentleman
considered cock-fighting superior to horse-racing, and such like. The very
qualities of the bird, he said, recommended him—viz., "his Spanish gait,
his Florentine policy, and his Scottish valour in overcoming, and
generosity in using, his vanquished adversary." The ancients, he said,
called the cock "an astronomer ;" and he had been "an early preacher of
repentance, even convincing Peter, the first Pope, of his Holiness’s
fallibility." In short, cock-fighting was superior to almost any
other species of sport in Mr. Machrie’s estimation;
and his view of the matter seems to have found a remarkable
degree of acceptance, inasmuch as the sport of cock-fighting became an
established pastime annually practised at Fastern’s Even
(Shrovetide) for the delectation of the ingenuous youth in
attendance at the parish schools.
When the annual holiday of Fastern’s Even was at hand,
each schoolboy was encouraged to bring up a cock to have his warlike
prowess tested. The schoolmaster presided at this elevating sport, in
which, indeed, he had a very particular interest. For the car-cases of the
cocks that fell in battle, as well as those of the "fugies,"
or discreet birds, that acted on the maxim—
He who fights and runs away
May live to fight another day,
became his property. The slender revenues of the
dominie were, in some cases, augmented in no inconsiderable proportion in
this way. In special instances, indeed, the yearly "cock-fight dues"
are stated to have been equal to a quarter’s fees
for the school; which, after all, did not represent a large sum, if we
take the statement of a Country Schoolmaster, who ventilates the
grievances of his class~ in 1792. He gives as
particulars of income—Statutory salary, £5 11s. 1 1/3d.; fees, £7;
session-clerk fees and emoluments, £2; in all, £14 11s. 4d.—somewhat under
11d, per day. Many schools, says this writer, were not worth so much, and
at least four-fifths of the schools in the northern part of the kingdom
did not much exceed the calculation he had made.
This subject of cock-fighting finds incidental
treatment in an obscure little book published in 1794. [Its
title is ORATATIONS ON VARIOS SELECT SUBJECTS. B
yMr. John Grub, late Schoolmaster of the parish of Wemyss, in Fifeshire,
as Performed by his Scholars after the usual Examination on Harvest
Vacation days, and on Shrove Tuesdays in place of cock-fighting. These
orations for the use of Grammar Schools on the above days are published by
Mr. &bert Wilson, of Sylvania, near Dunfermilne.Edinburgh: Printed for the
Editor. 1794.] A pretty full Preface and Dedication inform us that
Mr. John Grub, born at or near Aberdeen, and who had got a University
education there, was chosen schoolmaster of Wemyss, in Fifeshire, in 1748.
He lived only seven years thereafter, but, in course of that time had by
his attainments and ability as a teacher, raised his school to "a very
great character." One of his methods, adopted with a view to improve the
minds of his pupils "in moral virtues, and to refine their manners," was
to make the boys on certain days, in-eluding Shrove Tuesday, deliver short
orations, which they had committed to memory, in presence of their
parents. To use the words of the editor, who had himself been one of Mr.
Grub’s boarders, each of the elder scholars in turn "mounted the
schoolmaster’s desk, after making a low bow to the company, and audibly
and distinctly delivered an oration from their memory, and, after another
bow to the company, returned to their seats—all highly to the praise of
the scholars and admiration of the company." Three orations, out of a
large number on diverse subjects, are devoted expressly to the question of
cock-fighting, in the way of argument and reply. The first spesker opens
with a simple denunciation of cock-fighting. And though it has from "tithe
immemorial" been "a custom to make one day in the year remarkable for the
inhuman practice of bringing many of the noblest of the feathered creation
to a lingering and cruel death," he ventures to make a
" motion" "to have our yearly cock-fight entirely laid aside, or at
least metamorphosed into some diversion more useful and entertaining to
youth." The motion, he knows, will be a "little unpopular" in that part of
the country, but the sport is "too bloody and cruel," and ought not to be
countenanced "bypublic and established instructors of youth." The second
speaker declares the motion to be "something more than unpopular "—it
would be "pernicious if complied with ;" and the
three grounds on which he would encourage the yearly cock-fight are
:—" 1, It is an old custom of this school and so
should be observed; 2, It raises a noble ambition iu a youth when he sees
his cock fight well, and so great an aversion to cowardice when his cock
does not fight well, that he is ready to fight himself upon the slightest
affront offered; 3, I am surprised to hear any one of our number propose
anything that would hurt the income of the master." With him this weighs
more than any other consideration, and must be his excuse for
contradicting his "learned friend’s motion." The reply is that custom can
never be a good reason for perpetuating an erroneous practice. When a
man’s sagacity and penetration enable him to discover error, he should
"make no scruple to step out of the paths of his forefathers."
" As cocks are not trained at school, they
have," says he, "no title to ~how their parts there ;"it is below "a
sprightly youth" to value himself upon his cock’s parts, and "as for a
blockhead, though his cock were victor over twenty, he is a blockhead
stilL" Were it in "military discipline" the boys were to be trained, one
might encourage the sport, but even then the preferable mode would be to
"set the boys a fighting themselves ;" and
lastly, it is argued, were the Shrove Tuesday combat to be in the various
parts of leaning, and the boys the sole combatants, premiums could be
given to the victors "in their several degrees and classes
;" tickets of admittance on that day could be
bought of the master, and each pupil delivering an oration could make him
"some compliment."—" This, sir," adds the orator, "in my opinion, would be
a more noble and more useful diversion than the other ; and parents would
pay as gener~ ously for their sons who meet with applause as formerly they
did for their cocks."
Such were the sentiments of an instructor of youth who
seems to have been a good half century in advance of his time on the
question of cock-fighting. The general feeling of the country did nob
begin to revolt from the sport, on the ground of its barbarity, till long
after; as indeed the tendency of feeling on questions of sport in all
times is apt to lie rather the opposite way, due, no doubt, to the fact
that participation more or less in the nature of the wild beast is a
somewhat general attribute of humanity.
Cock-fighting continued to be a school sport in the
north-east of Scotland, in some cases, well into the present century. In
1818, the boys at one of the schools in Fetteresso parish, in
Kincardineshire, who still had their periodical cock-fight, looked down
with a sort of contempt on the boys of another school in the same parish
where the practice did not then exist. "Ye haena a cock fecht at your
skweel, mm," one boy would say to another in reference to this state of
matters, and implying that something was wanting in the regular routine of
a fully efficient and properly equipped educational institution. In the
neighbouring parish of Drumlithie, cock-fights were held ten years later
than the date mentioned.
With the annual cock-fight went the annual contest at
foot-ball. It also took place at Fastern’s Even, or, less commonly, at
Yule. The author of "Tullochgorum," in his juvenile poem, "The Monymusk
Ba’in’," [The poem in question, which is
marked by a good deal of graphic force, is modelled very closely after
"Christ’s Kirk o’ Green," the names of various of the characters, even,
being miported from that poem.] fixes it at the latter festivaL
Three entire days were abstracted from the routine of daily labour, and
religiously devoted to Yule observances. The requisite "fordel strae" for
the cattle had been carefully provided before-hand, so as no flail need be
lifted during Yule. In a Presbyterian community there was no formal
religious service of a public sort; and thus there was abundant time for
the "ba’in’," or any other recreation that might find favour, "sowens" and
general feasting, of course, obtaining their own share of attention. Of
the general characteristics of the "ba’in’," a graphic summary is given by
Skinner in his opening stanza:—
Has ne’er in a’ this countra been
Sic shouderin’ an’ sic fa’in’,
As happen’t but few ouks sinsyne
Here at the Christmas ba’in’.
At evenin’ syne the fallows keen
Drank till the neist day’s dawin’,
Sae snell that some tint baith their een,
An’ coudna pay their lawin’
Till the neist day.
The heroes of the field were those who could fearlessly
head the "hurry burry," grappling all and sundry, right and left, and amid
the general scrimmage of "routs an’ raps fae man to man" gi’ein at any
rate as good as they got in the way of cuts across the shins, and
" clammy-houits" over the cranium, or strokes
"alang the chafts." It was a feat worth
mentioning to make a man’s "harnpan" ring, or lay an opposing player
sprawling on his back with the suggestion of damage to some one or other
of his limbs. As the struggling mass of players swayed hither and thither,
now up now down, those of the feebler sort got drifted away from the
vortex fairly out of wind, and perhaps not altogether seatheless in person
or apparel. And clearly victory was to be hoped for quite as much from the
reckless exercise of muscular strength as from agility and skill in
hitting the ball, which finally, by "a weel-wil’d-wap" from Sawney’s foot,
is "yowfft" in o’er the park, "a space an’ mair" from the Kirk-yard, the
recognised field for the parish ba’in’, and where it has been going on all
the while in the lively fashion indicated. The incidental humours of the
scene are in entire harmony with the general ongoings, and few mere
spectators, even, are allowed to escape without mishap more or less. The
"insett dominie," a "young mess John," who was "neither saint nor sinner,"
cannot come on the scene for a moment, till
A brattlin’ band unhappily
Drave by him wi’ a binner,
An’ heels o’er goudie coupit he,
An’ rave his guid horn penner
In bits that day.
And when the meek parish clerk comes up the churchyard,
his "claithing fu’ fine" is too strong a temptation. By a special act of
wickedness he is speedily "beft" over backward,
Just whaur their feet the dubs had glaur’d,
An’ barken’d them like brine,
calling into use the services of ostensibly
sympathising onlookers with their "whittles" to "scrape his hat" and
otherwise make his raiment decent again.
"The Christmas Ba’in" was written by Skinner when under
seventeen years of age, which fixes its date as being about 1737. From the
minuteness of the details, and the number of individual characters named,
the picture given may be accepted as in the main somewhat closely
realistic. The freedom and zest with which kicks and blows were given out
amongst the leading players looks rather startling. But then what use to
possess muscular strength, and not let it be known? The feeling on this
point was very pronounced; and it sometimes found practical manifestation
in what would seem unlikely modes. To determine which of two men was the
stronger, was often a nice question—Here now are a couple of brawny
fellows of the class and type described who have never yet been able to
decide that particular point; and they have met of a winter evening in the
house of their mutual friend the weaver. What better chance than settle it
now? The weaver, a " sober bodie" whom either of them could have put
hors de combat by a single blow of his fist, had no help but accept
the situation.
To put him out of harm’s way, and make him useful
according to his capacity, he was set up on the top of the "boun’ bed,"
with a blazing "fir" in his hand, to give light for the operations about
to commence on the floor below him. And there the two set on in their
fierce if unskilled wrestle, which, being equally matched, they kept up
with the most unflinching determination till so completely exhausted that
the unboastful weaver declared they were "like twa burs’n cocks——I cud ‘a
rappit their heids thegither mysel’." It was one of these two again who
went to Lowrin’ Fair in search of amusement; and in passing an unknown
Highlandman, after deliberately surveying the stranger from head to foot,
dealt the unsuspecting Celt a heavy blow on the face, a hand to hand
combat instantly ensuing without a word spoken on either side. The reason
given for this unusual mode of saluting a man he had never seen before,
was that the Highlandman "was a gey stout-like chiel ;"
whose appearance gave the prospect of a good fight, wanting which
Lowrin’ Fafr would have been dull to the Highlandman’s assailant.
"Wad" shooting was another Yule sport of later origin,
"the wad" being a prize of some sort laid in pledge. The pieces they shot
with were in no sense arms of precision. So little of that indeed, that
the man who owned, or could command the use of a rifle, became
disqualified as a competitor. What good in shooting against a man who, if
he took his aim well, could count on hitting within a foot or so of the
bull’s-eye? The sturdy, single barrelled flint-lock musket, which had seen
service at Fontenoy or elsewhere in its time, and was now used for the
miscellaneous discharge of pellets, from swan-shot downward, against the
pests of the farm, was common enough; and quite as good for "wad sheetin’"
as the lighter fowling-pieces of the rough and rusty class owned by others
of the marksmen. Neither one nor the other would drive a ball so certainly
to its mark as to destroy the pleasing hope of luck, or chance, doing a
turn for the individual competitor over and beyond what he could expect as
the result of his best skill. The prize to be shot for would be some
useful article, ranging from an eight-day clock to a shoulder of beef, or
a wooden plough. The marksman cast his own bullets of molten lead in a
cambs, which might or might not have been made to suit the bore of his
piece; in like manner he measured out the charge of powder from his horn,
by rule of thumb; and, as exact results in shooting were hardly to be
looked for in the circumstances, neither was perfect, comfort to the
shooter always secured. When he had paid his sixpenee, and spread his
bonnet on the top of the yard dyke before him to get a true and stable
"reest," the eager competitor would lay himself along, and with all
earnestness take a deliberate, and, if it might be, correct aim. Such
trifles as windage and adjustment of elevation to distance troubled him
not. He simply kept his eye as hopefully on the centre of the target as he
could. Probably the possibility of an unusually ugly "putt" from his piece
helped to excite his nervous feeling a little, but shoot he would at all
risks, and gain the wad if he could. The target was only a hundred yards
off, and its dimensions by no means scanty—most likely it was an oldbarn
doorwith a few alternated rings of black and white paint put on about the
centre; and it seemed very possible to lodge the ball somewhere amongst
these rings. Orack goes the shot at last, but with a rent and
unsatisfactory sound, and an unpleasant upward jerk of the muzzle of the
marksman’s gun! No! The bull’s-eye is untouched; not even the barn door
itself has been hit, as is definitely certified when the two or three lads
who act as volunteer markers have run in from their posts full fifty yards
off on either side—a distance that must be maintained in consideration of
the wildly erratic course taken by many of the balls. Another and another
shoots with pretty similar results; and though an occasional man may
grudge the dead loss of the sixpence he has paid for the right to shoot,
and talk as if something must be out of joint because he has got no nearer
the centre, yet they know it is all in a good cause and they will "go in"
for another "chance." And, clearly enough, if the shooting were more exaët
or certain the thing would be over in an hour or less; whereas they can
spend a whole day upon it with no likelihood of more than one or two
marksmen getting close to the bull’s eye; as in point of fact, was a
common result of tbe Wad Sheetin’, which nevertheless afforded quite as
much interest and enjoyment while it lasted as does the best rifle
competition of the present day; in addition to furnishing an engrossing
subject of talk in the hamlet and farmhouse in the days that went before
and after the great contest. |