Hagley Parish Church. — The Sepulchral Marbles of the
Lytteltons. — Epitaph on the Lady Lucy. — The Phrenological Doctrine of
Hereditary Transmission; unsupported by History, save in a way in which
History can be made to support anything. — Thomas Lord Lyttelton ; his Moral
Character a strange Contrast to that of his Father. —The Elder Lyttelton;
his Death-bed. — Aberrations of the Younger Lord. — Strange Ghost Story ;
Curious Modes of accounting for it. — Return to Stourbridge. — Late Drive. —
Hales Owen.
The parish church of Hagley, an antique Gothic building of
small size, much hidden in wood, lies at the foot of the hill, within a few
hundred yards of the mansion-house. It was erected in the remote past, long
ere the surrounding pleasure-grounds had any existence; but it has now come
to be as thoroughly enclosed in them as the urns and obelisks of the rising
ground above, and forms as picturesque an object as any urn or obelisk among
them all. There is, however, a vast difference between jest and earnest; and
the bona fide tomb-stones of the building inscribed with names of the dead,
and its dark walls and pointed roof reared with direct reference to a life
to which the present is but the brief vestibule, do not quite harmonize with
temples of Theseus and the Muses, or political columns erected in honor of
forgotten Princes of Wales, who quarrelled with their fathers, and were
cherished, in consequence, by the Opposition. As I came upon it unawares,
and saw it emerge from its dense thicket of trees, I felt as if, at an
Egyptian feast, I had unwittingly brushed off the veil from the admonitory
skeleton. The door lay open, — a few workmen were engaged in paving a
portion of the floor, and repairing some breaches in the vault; and as I
entered, one of their number was employed in shovelling, some five or six
feet under the pavement, among the dust of the Lytteltons. The trees outside
render the place exceedingly gloomy. “At Hagley,” the too celebrated Thomas
Lord Lyttelton is made to say, in the posthumous volume of Letters which
bears his name, “there is a temple of Theseus, commonly called by the
gardener the temple of Perseus, which stares you in the face wherever you
go; while the temple of God, commonly called by the gardener the parish
church, is so industriously hid by trees from without, that the pious matron
can hardly read her Prayer-book within.” A brown twilight still lingers in
the place: the lettered marbles along the walls glisten cold and sad in the
gloom, as if invested by the dun Cimmerian atmosphere described by the old
poet as brooding over the land of the dead,—
“the dusky coasts
Peopled by shoals of visionary ghosts.”
One straggling ray of sunshine, colored by the stained glass
of a narrow window, and dimmed yet more by the motty dust-reek raised by the
workmen, fell on a small oblong tablet, the plainest and least considerable
in the building, and, by lighting up its inscription of five short lines,
gave to it, by one of those fortuitous happinesses in which so much of the
poetry of common life consists, the prominence which it deserves. It briefly
intimates that it was placed there, in its naked unadomedness, “at the
particular desire of the Eight Honorable George Lyttelton, who died
August 22, 1773, aged sixty-four.” The poet had willed, like another titled
poet of less unclouded reputation, that his “epitaph should be his name
alone.” Beside the plain slab, — so near that they almost touch, — there is
a marble of great elegance, — the monument of the Lady Lucy. It shows that
she predeceased her husband, — dying at the early age of twenty-nine, —
nearly thirty years. Her epitaph, like the iroonody, must be familiar to
most of my readers; but for the especial benefit of the class whose reading
may have lain rather among the poets of the present than of the past
century, I give it as transcribed from the marble: —
“Made to engage all hearts and charm all eyes,
Though meek, magnanimous, — though witty, wise;
Polite as she in courts had ever been,
Yet good as she the world had never seen;
The noble fire of an exalted mind,
With gentle female tenderness combined:
Her speech was the melodious voice of love,
Her song the warbling of the vernal grove;
Her eloquence was sweeter than her song,
Soft as her heart, and as her reason strong:
Her form each beauty of the mind expressed;
Her mind was virtue by the graces dressed.”
England, in the eighteenth century, saw few better men or
better women than Lord Lyttelton and his lady; and it does seem a curious
enough fact, that their only son, a boy of many hopes and many advantages,
and who possessed quick parts and a vigorous intellect, should have proved,
notwithstanding, one of the most flagitious personages of his age. The first
Lord Lyttelton was not more conspicuous for his genius and his virtues, than
the second Lord Lyttelton for his talents and his vices.
There are many who, though they do not subscribe to the creed
of the phrenologist, are yet unconsciously influenced by its doctrines; and
never, perhaps, was the phrenological belief more general than now, that the
human race, like some of the inferior races, is greatly dependent, for the
development of what is best in it, on what I shall venture to term purity of
breed. It has become a sort of axiom, that well-dispositioned intellectual
parents produce a well-dispositioned intellectual offspring; and of course,
as human history is various enough, when partially culled, to furnish
evidence in support of anything, there have been instances adduced in proof
of the position, which it would take a long time to enumerate. But were
exactly the opposite belief held, the same various history would be found to
furnish at least as many evidences in support of it as of the other. The
human race, so far at least as the mental and the moral are concerned, comes
very doubtfully, if at all, under the law of the inferior natures. David
Hume, better acquainted with history than most men, gives what seems to be
the true state of the case. “The races of animals,” he says, “never
degfherate when carefully attended to; and horses in particular always show
their blood in their shape, spirit, and swiftness; but a coxcomb may beget a
philosopher, as a man of virtue may leave a worthless progeny.” It is not
uninstructive to observe how strongly the philosophy of the remark is borne
out by the facts of Hume’s own History. The mean, pusillanimous, foolish
John was the son of the wise, dauntless Henry the Second, and the brother of
the magnanimous Richard Cceur de Lion. His immediate descendant and
successor, nearly as weak, though somewhat more honest than himself, was the
father of the fearless, politic, unscrupulous Edward the First; and he, of
the imbecile Edward the Second; and he, in turn, of the brave, sagacious
Edward the Third; and then comes one of those cases which the phrenologist
picks out from the general mass, and threads together, as with a string: the
heroic Edward the Third was the father of the heroic Black Prince. And thus
the record runs on, bearing from beginning to end the same character; save
that as common men are vastly less rare, as the words imply,
than uncommon ones, it is inevitable that instances of the ordinary
producing the ordinary should greatly predominate over instances of an
opposite cast. We see, however, a brutal Henry the Eighth succeeded by his
son, a just and gentle Edward the Sixth; and he by his bigoted, weak-minded
sister, the bloody Mary; and she by his other sister, the shrewd, politic
Elizabeth. Bat in no history is this independence of man’s mental and moral
nature of the animal laws of transmission better shown than in the most
ancient and authentic of all. The two first brothers the world ever
saw,—children of the same father and mother, — were persons of diametrically
opposite characters; a similar diversity obtained in the families of Noah
and of Jacob: the devout Eli was the father of profligate children; and
Solomon, the wise son of a great monarch, a great warrior, and a great
author, — he who, according to Cowley, “from best of poets best of kings did
grow,”—had much unscrupulous coxcombry and mediocre commonplace among his
brethren, and an ill-advised simpleton for his son.
The story of the younger Lyttelton, — better known half a
century ago than it is now, — has not a few curious points about it. He was
one of three children, two of them girls, apostrophized by the bereaved poet
in the Monody: —
"Sweet babes, who, like the little playful fawns,
Were wont to trip along these verdant lawns
By your delighted mother’s side,
Who now your infant steps shall guide?
Ah! where is now the hand whose tender care
To every virtue would have formed your youth,
And strewed with flowers the thorny ways of truth!
O, loss beyond repair!
O, wretched father, left alone
To weep their dire misfortune and thy own!
How shall thy weakened mind, oppressed with woe,
And drooping o’er thy Lucy’s grave,
Perform the duties that you doubly owe,
Now she, alas ! is gone,
From folly and from vice their helpless age to save?”
One of the two female children died in infancy; the other
lived to contract an advantageous'and happy marriage with a very amiable
nobleman, and to soothe the dying bed of her father. The boy gave early
promise of fine parts and an energetic disposition. He learned almost in
childhood to appreciate Milton, mastered his tasks with scarce an effort,
spoke and wrote with fluent elegance, and was singularly happy in repartee.
It was early seen, however, that his nature was based on a substratum of
profound selfishness, and that an uneasy vanity rendered him intensely
jealous of all in immediate contact -with him, whose claims to admiration or
respect he regarded as overtopping his own. All of whom he was jealous it
was his disposition to dislike and oppose : his insane envy made war upon
them in behalf of self; and, unfortunately, it was his excellent father, — a
man possessed of one of the highest and most unsullied reputations of the
day,— whom he regarded as most his rival. Had the first Lord Lyttelton been
a worse man, the second Lord would possibly have been a better one; for in
the moral and the religious, — in all that related to the conduct of life
and the government of the passions, — he seemed to regard his father as a
sort of reverse standard by which to regulate himself on a principle of
contrariety. The elder Lord had produced a treatise on the “Conversion of
St. Paul,” which continues to hold a prominent place among our works of
evidence, and to which, says Johnson, “infidelity has never been able to
fabricate a specious answer.” It was answered, however, after a sort, by a
sceptical foreigner, Claude Anet, whose work the younger Lyttelton made it
his business diligently to study, and which, as a piece of composition and
argument, he professed greatly to prefer to his father’s. The elder
Lyttelton had written verses which gave him a place among the British poets,
and which contain, as he himself has characterized those of Thomson, —
“Not one immoral, one corrupted thought,—
One line which, dying, he could wish to blot.”
The younger Lyttelton wrote verses also ; but his, though not
quite without merit, had to be banished society, like a leper freckled with
infection, and they have since perished apart. The elder Lyttelton wrote
Dialogues of the Dead; so did the younger; but his dialogues were too
blasphemously profane to be given, in a not very zealous age, to the public;
and we can but predict their character from their names. The speakers in one
were, “King David and Caesar Borgia;” and in another, “Socrates and Jesus
Christ.” He gave a loose to his passions, till not a woman of reputation
would dare be seen in his company, or permit him, when he waited on her, —
heir-apparent as he was to a fine estate and a fair title, — to do more than
leave his card. His father, in the hope of awakening him to higher pursuits
and a nobler ambition, exerted his influence in getting him returned to
Parliament; and he made his debut in a brilliant speech, which greatly
excited the hopes of the veteran senator and his friends, and was
complimented in the House by the opposition, as fraught with the “hereditary
ability of the Lytteltons. He subsequently lost his seat, however, in
consequence of some irregularities connected with his election, and returned
full swing to the gratification of the grosser propensities of his nature.
At length, when shunned by high and low, even in the neighborhood of Hagley,
he was sent to hide his disgrace in an obscure retreat on the continent.
Meanwhile, the elder Lyttelton was fast breaking up. There
was nothing in the nature of his illness, says his physician, in an
interesting account of his last moments, to alarm the fears of his friends;
but there is a malady of the affections darkly hinted at in the narrative,
which had broken his rest and prostrated his strength, and which medicine
could not reach. It is sad enough to reflect that he himself had been one of
the best of sons. The letter is still extant which his aged father addressed
to him, on the publication of his treatise on the “Conversion of St. Paul.”
After some judicious commendation of the cogency of the arguments and the
excellence of the style, the old man goes on to say, “May the King of kings,
whose glorious cause you have so well defended, reward your pious labors,
and grant that I may be found worthy, through the merits of Jesus Christ, to
be an eye-witness of that happiness which I doubt not He will bountifully
bestow upon you. In the mean time, I shall never cease glorifying God for
having endowed you with such useful talents, and giving me so good a son.”
And Jiere was the son, in whose behalf this affecting prayer had been
breathed, dying broken-hearted, a victim to paternal solicitude and sorrow.
But did the history of the species furnish us with no such instances, we
would possess one argument fewer than in the existing state of things, for a
scheme of final retribution, through which every unredressed wrong shall be
righted, and every unsettled account receive its appropriate adjustment.
Junius, a writer who never praised willingly, had just decided, with
reference to his Lordship’s long political career, that “the integrity and
judgment of Lord Lyttelton were unquestionable;” but the subject of the
eulogy was passing to the tribunal of a higher judge. His hopes of
immortality rested solely on the revealed basis; and yet it did yield him
cause of gratitude on his death-bed, that he had been enabled throughout the
probationary course, now at its close, to maintain the character of an
honest man. “In politics and in public life,” he said to his physician,
shortly ere his departure, “I have made public good the rule of my conduct.
I never gave counsels which. I did not at the time think the best. I have
seen that I was sometimes in the wrong; but 1 did not err designedly. I have
endeavored in private life to do all the good in my power; and never for a
moment could indulge malicious or unjust designs against any person
whatsoever.” And so the first Lord Lyttelton slept with his fathers; and
Thomas, the second Lord, succeeded him.
He soon attained, in his hereditary seat in the Upper House,
to no small consequence as a Parliamentary speaker; and the ministry of the
day — the same that lost the colonies to Britain— found it of importance he
should be conciliated. His father had long desired, but never could obtain,
the government appointment of Chief Justice in Eyre. It was known there was
nothing to be gained by conferring a favor of the kind on the first Lord
Lyttelton: he would have voted and spoken after exactly the same manner,
whether he got the appointment or no. But the second Lord was deemed a man
of a different stamp; and the place which the father, after his honest
services of forty years, had longed for in vain, the son, in the infancy of
his peerage, ere he had performed a single service of any kind, received
unsolicited. The gift had its effect; and many of his after votes were
recorded on the side of ministers, against Chatham and the Americans. No
party, however, could calculate very surely on his support: he was
frequently drawn aside by some eccentric impulse; and frequently hit right
and left in mere wantonness, without caring whether the stroke fell on
friend or foe. There were, meanwhile, sad doings at Hagley. In “ his
father’s decent hall,” to employ the language of Childe Harold,
"Condemned to uses vile,
Now Paphian girls were known to sing and smile.”
He had been married to a lady, of whom nothing worse has ever
been said than that she accepted his hand. Her, however, he had early
deserted. But the road he had taken, with all its downward ease and breadth,
is not the road which leads to happiness; and enough survives of his private
history to show that he was a very miserable man.
“And none did love him; though to hall and bower
He gathered revellers from far and near,
He knew them flatterers of the festal hour,
The heartless parasites of present cheer;
Yea, none did love him, — not his lemans dear.”
He seems to have been strongly marked by the peculiai
heartlessness so generally found to coexist with the gratuitous and flashy
generosity of men of grossly licentious lives; that petrifaction of feeling
to which Burns and Byron — both of them unfortunately but too well qualified
to decide on the subject— so pointedly refer. But he could feel remorse,
however incapable of pity, — and remorse heightened, notwithstanding an
ostentatious scepticism, by the direst terrors of superstition. Among the
females who had been the objects of his temporary attachment, and had fallen
victims to it, there was a Mrs. Dawson, whose fortune, with her honor and
reputation, had been sacrificed to her passion, and who, on being deserted
by his Lordship for another, did not long survive: she died brokenhearted,
bankrupt both in means and character. But though she perished without
friend, she was yet fully avenged on the seducer. Ever after, he believed
himself haunted by her spectre. It would start up before him in the
solitudes of Hagley at noon-day, — at night it flitted round his pillow, —
it followed him incessantly during his rustication on the continent, — and
is said to have given him especial disturbance when passing a few days at
Lyons. In England, when residing for a short time with a brother nobleman,
he burst at midnight into the room in which his host slept, and begged, in
great horror of mind, to be permitted to pass the night beside him: in his
own apartment, he said, he had been strangely annoyed by an unaccountable
creaking of the floor. He ultimately deserted Hagley, which he found by much
too solitary, and in too close proximity with the parish burying-ground; and
removed to a country-house near Epsom, called Pit Place, from its situation
in an old chalk-pit. And here, six years after the death of his father, the
vital powers suddenly failed him, and he broke down and died in his
thirty-sixth year. There were circumstances connected with his death that
form the strangest part of his story, — circumstances which powerfully
attracted public attention at the time, and which, as they tasked too
severely the belief of an incredulous age, have been very variously
accounted for. We find Dr. Johnson, whose bias, however, did not incline him
to the incredulous side, thus referring to them, in one of the conversations
recorded by Boswell. “I mentioned,” says the chronicler, “Thomas Lord
Lyttelton’s vision, — the prediction of the time of his death, and its exact
fulfilment.” Johnson. — “ It is the most extraordinary thing that has
happened in my day: I heard it with my own ears from his uncle, Lord
Westcote. I am so glad to have evidence of the spiritual world, that I am
willing to believe it.” Dr. Adams. — “You have evidence enough; good
evidence, which needs not such support.” Johnson. — “I like to have more.”
This celebrated vision, — long so familiar to the British
public, that almost all the writers who touch on it, from Boswell to Sir
Walter Scott inclusive, deal by the details as too well known to be
repeated, — is now getting pretiy much out of sight. I shall present the
particulars, therefore, as I have been able to collectjhem from the somewhat
varying authorities of the time. His Lordship, on Thursday, November 5th,
1779, had made the usual opening address to the Sovereign the occasion of a
violent attack on the administration; “ but this,” says Walpole, “ was,
notwithstanding his government appointment, nothing new to him; he was apt
to go point-blank into all extremes, without any parenthesis or decency, nor
even boggled at contradicting his own words.” In the evening he set out for
his house at Epsom, carrying with him, says the same gossiping authority, “a
caravan of nymphs.” He sat up rather late after his arrival; and, on
retiring to bed, was suddenly awakened from brief slumber a little before
midnight, by what appeared to be a dove, which, after fluttering for an
instant near the bed-curtains, glided towards a casement-window in the
apartment, where it seemed to flutter for an instant longer, and then
vanished. At the same moment his eye fell upon a female figure in white,
standing at the bed-foot, in which he at once recognized, says Warner, “the
spectre of the unfortunate lady that had haunted him so long.” It solemnly
warned him to prepare for death, for that within three days he should be
called to his final account; and, having delivered its message, immediately
disappeared. In the morning his Lordship seemed greatly discomposed, and
complained of a violent headache. “He had had an extraordinary dream,” he
said, “suited, did he possess even a particle of superstition, to make a
deep impression on his mind;” and in afterwards communicating the
particulars of the vision, he remarked, rather, however, in joke than
earnest, that the warning was somewhat of the shortest, and that really,
after a course of life so disorderly as his, three days formed but a brief
period for preparation. On Saturday, he began to recover his spirits; and
told a lady of his acquaintance at Epsom, that as it was now the third and
last day, he would, if he escaped for but a few hours longer, fairly “jockey
the ghost.” He became greatly depressed, however, as the evening wore on;
and one of his companions, as the critical hour of midnight approached, set
forward the house-clock, in the hope of dissipating his fears, by misleading
him into the belief that he had entered on the fourth day, and was of course
safe. The hour of twelve accordingly struck; the company, who had sat with
him till now, broke up immediately after, laughing at the prediction; and
hi? Lordship retired to his bed-room, apparently much relieved. His valet,
who had mixed up at his desire a dose of rhubarb, followed him a few minutes
after, and he sat up in bed, in. apparent health, to take the medicine; but,
being in want of a teaspoon, he despatched the servant, with an expression
of impatience, to bring him one. The man was scarce a minute absent. When he
returned, however, his master was a corpse. He had fallen backwards on the
pillow, and his outstretched hand still grasped his watch, which exactly
indicated the fatal hour of twelve. It has been conjectured that his
dissolution might have been an effect of the shock he received, on
ascertaining that the dreaded hour had not yet gone by: at all events,
explain the fact as we may, ere the fourth day had arrived, Lyttelton was
dead. It has been further related, as a curious coincidence, that on the
night of his decease, one of his intimate acquaintance at Dartford, in Kent,
dreamed that his Lordship appeared to him, and, drawing back the
bed-curtains, said, with an air of deep melancholy, “ My dear friend, it is
all over; you see me for the last time.”
The story has been variously accounted for. Some have held,
as we learn from Sir Walter Scott in his “Demonology,” that his Lordship,
weary of life, and fond of notoriety, first invented the prediction, with
its accompanying circumstances, and then destroyed himself to fulfil it. And
it is added, in a note furnished by a friend of Sir Walter’s, that the whole
incident has been much exaggerated. “I heard Lord Fortescue once say,” says
the writer of the note, “that he was in the house with Lord Lyttelton at the
time of the supposed visitation, and he mentioned the following
circumstances as the only foundation for the extraordinary superstructure at
which the world has wondered: — ‘A woman of the party had one day lost a
favorite bird, and all the men tried to recover it for her. Soon after, on
assembling at breakfast, Lord Lyttelton complained of having passed a very
bad night, and having been worried in his dreams by a repetition of the
chase of the lady’s bird. His death followed, as stated in the story.’
”Certainly, had this been all, it would be scarce necessary to infer that
his Lordship destroyed himself. But the testimony of Lord Fortescue does not
amount to more than simply that at first Lord Lyttelton told but a part of
his dream; while the other evidence goes to show that he subsequently added
the rest. Nor does the theory of the premeditated suicide seem particularly
happy seized with convulsions in the evening, and expired, putting off his
clothes to go into bed. These circumstances are not only verified by Charles
Wal—y, Esq., a captain in the royal navy, and many other respectable
characters, witnesses of his Lordship’s conversation and exit, but are
remarkably impressed by the additional circumstance of a very intimate
friend of Lord Lyttelton, at Dartford, in Kent, dreaming on the night of
this evening (Saturday, November 27) that his Lordship had appeared to him
towards daybreak, and, drawing back the curtain, said, My dear friend, it
is all over; you see me for the last time,’ — or words to that effect.”
If we must indeed hold that the agency of the unseen world
never sensibly mingles with that of the seen and the tangible,
“To shame the doctrine of the Sadducee,”
we may at least deem it not very improbable that such a
vision should have been conjured up by the dreaming fancy of an unhappy
libertine, ill at ease in his conscience, sensible of sinking health, much
addicted to superstitious fears, and who, shortly before, had been led,
through a sudden and alarming indisposition, to think of death. Nor does it
seem a thing beyond the bounds of credibility or coincidence, that in the
course of the three following days, when prostrated by his ill-concealed
terrors, he should have experienced a second and severer attack of the
illness from which, only a few weeks previous, he had with difficulty
recovered.
*Certain it is, — and the circumstance is a curious one, —
there were no firmer believers in the truth of the story than Lyttelton’s
own nearer relatives. It was his uncle, a man of strong sense, to whom
Johnson referred as his authority, and on whose direct evidence he built so
much; and we are told by Sir Nathaniel Wraxall, that the Lady Dowager
Lyttelton,— the younger Lord’s stepmother, whom, however, the knight
represents as “a woman of a very lively imagination,”'— was equally a
believer. “I have frequently seen, at her house in Portugal Street,
Grosvenor Square,” says Sir Nathaniel, “a painting which she herself
executed in 1780, expressly to commemorate the event. It hung in a
conspicuous part of her drawing-room. There the dove appears at the window;
while a female figure, habited in white, stands at the bed-foot, announcing
to Lord Lyttelton his dissolution. Every part of the picture was faithfully
designed after the description given her by his Lordship’s valet, to whom
his master related all the circumstances.” “ About four years after, in the
year 1783,” adds the knight, "when dining at Pit Place, I had the curiosity
to visit Lord Lyttelton’s bed-chamber, where the casement-window at which,
as his Lordship asserted, the dove appeared to flutter, was pointed out to
me.” The reader will perhaps remember that Byron refers to the apparition of
the bird as a precedent for the passage in the “Bride of Abydos” in which he
introduces the spirit of Selim. as pouring out its sorrows, in the
form of a nightingale, over the tomb of Zuleika. “ For a belief that the
souls of the dead inhabit birds,” says the poet, “ we need not travel to the
east: Lord Lyttelton’s ghost story, and many other instances, bring this
superstition nearer home.” The Lord Westcote, Lord Lyttelton’s uncle, who
related the story to Johnson, succeeded to the title and estate, and the
present Lord Lyttelton is, I believe. Lord Westcote’s grandson.
I returned to Stourbridge, where I baited to get some
refreshment, and wait the coach for Hales Gwen, in an old-fashioned inn,
with its overhanging gable of mingled beam and brick fronting the street,
and its some six or seven rooms on the ground-floor, opening in succession
into each other like the rattles of a snake’s tail. Three solid-looking
Englishmen, two of them farmers evidently, the third a commercial traveller,
had just sat down to a late dinner; and, on the recommendation of the
hostess, I drew in a chair and formed one of the party. A fourth Englishman,
much a coxcomb apparently, greatly excited, and armed with a whip, was
pacing the floor of the room in which we sat; while in an outer room of
somewhat inferior pretensions, there was another Englishman, also armed with
a whip, and also pacing the floor; and the two, each from his own apartment,
were prosecuting an angry and noisy dispute together. The outer-room
Englishman was a groom, — the inner-room Englishman deemed himself a
gentleman. They had both got at the races into the same gig, the property of
the innkeeper, and quarrelled about who should drive. The groom had argued
his claim on the plea that he was the better driver of the two, and that
driving along a crowded race-ground was difficult and dangerous: the coxcomb
had insisted on driving, because he liked to drive, and because, he said, he
did n’t choose to be driven in such a public place by a groom. The groom
retorted, that though a groom, he was as good a man as he was, for all his
fine coat, — perhaps a better man; and so the controversy went on, till the
three solid Englishmen, worried at their meal by the incessant noise,
interfered in behalf of the groom. “Thou bee’st a foolish man,” said one of
the farmers to the .coxcomb; “better to be driven by a groom than to wrangle
with a groom.”—“Foolish man!” iterated the other farmer, “thou’s would have
broken the groom’s neck and thee’s own.” —“Ashamed,” exclaimed the
commercial gentleman, “to be driven by a groom, at such a time as this, —
the groom a good driver too, and, for all that appears, an honest man! I
don’t think any one should be ashamed to be driven by a groom; I know I
wouldn’t.”— “The first un-English thing I have seen in England,” said I: “I
thought you English people were above littlenesses of that kind.”—“Thank
you, gentlemen, thank you,” exclaimed the voice from the other room; “I was
sure I was right. He’s a low fellow: I would box him for sixpence.” The
coxcomb muttered something between his teeth, and stalked into the apartment
beyond that in which we sat; the commercial gentleman thrust his tongue into
his cheek as he disappeared; and we were left to enjoy our pudding in peace.
It was late and long this evening ere the six o’clock coach started for
Hales Owen. At length, a little after eight, when the night had fairly set
,in, and crowds on crowds had come pouring into the town from the distant
race-ground, away it rumbled, stuck over with a double fare of passengers,
jammed on before and behind, and occupying to the full every square foot
atop.
Though sorely be-elb owed and be-kneed, we had a jovial ride.
England was merry England this evening in the neighborhood of Stourbridge.
We passed cart, and wagon, and gig, parties afoot and parties on horseback;
and there was a free interchange of gibe and joke, hail and halloo. There
seemed to be more hearty mirth and less intemperance afloat than I have seen
in Scotland on such occasions; but the whole appeared just foolish enough
notwithstanding; and a knot of low blackguard gamblers, who were stuck
together on the coach front, and conversing with desperate profanity on who
they did and by whom they were done, showed me that to the foolish there was
added not a little of the bad. The Hales Owen road runs for the greater part
of the way within the southern edge of the Dudley coal-field, and, lying
high, commands a downward view of its multitudinous workings for many miles.
It presented from the coach-top this evening a greatly more magnificent
prospect than by day. The dark space, — a nether firmament, — for its gray
wasteful desolation had disappeared with the vanished daylight, — was
spangled bright by innumerable furnaces, twinkling and star-like in the
distance, but flaring like comets in the foreground. We could hear the
roaring of the nearer fires; here a tall chimney or massy engine peered
doubtfully out, in dusky umber, from amid the blackness; while the heavens
above glowed in the reflected light, a blood-red. It was near ten o’clock
ere I reached the inn at Hales Owen; and the room into which I was shown
received, for more than an hour after, continual relays of guests from the
races, who turned in for a few minutes to drink gin and water, and then took
the road again. They were full of their backings and their bets, and
animated by a life-and-death eagerness to demonstrate how Sir John’s gelding
had distanced my Lord’s mare. |