The snow was
lying deep when,
on a December
day, the face of
which was hidden
by white cranreuch haze,
Ewan and Diarmad
went up the hill
to look after
their fathers'
sheep. They
searched the
gullies and
highest corries
for animals
which might have
been overtaken
by the sudden
snow-storm. But
no smoored
victims were
found ; and
having gathered
stragglers, and
left the whole
flock where the
long heather
could be reached
with the least
nose-digging
trouble to the
hungry animals,
and where bushy
banks and rocky
duns broke the
bitter blast,
they descended
on the house of
Ewan's father,
Seumas Cameron,
who was also
called "Ciotach,"
because he was
left-handed.
It was not the
Ciotach's
dwelling-house
the young men
entered first,
although they
were certainly
ready enough for
a good kail and
potato dinner
after their hard
day's work in
the snow. Ewan,
who was in the
habit for years
of teasing his
friend about his
unaccountable
shyness towards
the younger
portion of the
other sex,
beguiled Diarmad,
before he
suspected a
snare, into the
cart-shed, from
which on this
day the carts
were banished,
because a
luadhadh or
blanket fulling
was on hand. The
wide entrance of
the shed was
veiled like a
tabernacle with
webs fresh from
the loom and the
wash-tubs.
As
soon as he was
drawn within the
screen the
victim of
bashtulness
understood the
ordeal before
him, and saw
there was no
retreat. In
fact, next
minute a dozen
bare-armed
maidens, led by
a fun-loving
widow and a fat,
merry spinster
on the wrong
side of fifty,
closed upon him
and laid him
helplessly on
the blanket web
which they were
fulling on the
cliath of
wattles. On each
side of the
cliath they ranged
themselves, and
began drawing
the web back and
forward—time
being kept by a
chorus song.
This wattle
rubbing, with
due help from
soap and water,
gave the
blankets
thickness and
softness, and
the bleaching
was afterwards
perfected on the
heather and
thyme bordering
a mountain burn.
In vain did the
captive struggle
to get free. The
blanket moved
swiftly back and
forward with its
sides well held
up and over,
whenever he made
the least
attempt to
tumble off the
cliath. He knew
the ordeal would
be prolonged
until the
wattles rubbed
him into a state
of wholesale
soreness, unless
he captured one
of his
tormentors and
kissed her on
the cliath
before them all.
The merry
spinster was
custodian of his
head, and the
widow fairly
fettered his
feet by a fold
of the web. He
was entitled to
have his arms
free.
"Come
now," said the
spinster, whose
name was Marie Chiar, "let us
sing the luinneag of
Duncan Ban of
the songs"—and
off she started
with:—
"Togamaid
fonn air luadh a
chlolain;
Gabhaidh sinn
ceol as orain
mhatha. Ho ro
gun togain," &c.
Although profane
songs were much
condemned by the
spiritual guides
of the Glen, at
least ten
musical maiden
voices, aided by
Ewan's deep
bass, took up
the chorus after
every two lines
of recitative
crooned by the
spinster.
Till of late
years the Glen
folk had been
always
accustomed to
sing chorus
songs at all
kinds of common
work, such as
shearing,
reaping,
waulking, &c.
But at the
beginning of the
nineteenth
century
revivalists, who
afterward by
turns gathered
and split up
their converts
into small bands
of sectaries—the
pioneers of
Highland
dissent— scowled
blackly at
profane music,
and banned
without
compunction the
amusements of
unsanctified
times.
Evangelical kirk
ministers and
their male and
female disciples
followed in the
footsteps of the
older
Separatists
—although there
was no love
between them—and
sweepingly condemned
"old world
vanities." They
succeeded to a
large extent in
silencing the
living voice of
the Celtic Muse
by decidedly
black-marking
every person who
dared to produce
a poetical
effusion which
did not assume
the form of a
hymn embodying
extreme
Calvinistic
doctrines, and
threatening
sinners with
eternal dippings
in brimstone.
But the Celtic
passion for
poetry and music
was too strong
to be altogether
suppressed. It
smouldered on,
and ever and
anon flashed up
into rebellious
flames.
Diarmad did not
know it at the
time, but a fact
it was, that his
tormentors were
made ripe for
mischief by
having been
themselves
tormented by
holy women and
deprived of
luadhadh
hilarity during
the fore-part of
the day. When
Ewan and Diarmad
appeared among
them they gladly
and defiantly
seized upon the
chance for
instituting the
fun proper to a
waulking bee.
Merrily was the
web with the
captive therein
tossed from side
to side of the
cliath and
lifted and
lowered in
harmony with the
chorus. And
having got over
the first
surprise, and
found it vain to
struggle for
liberty by
getting off the
cliath, the
victim endured
his droll ordeal
so quietly that
the spinster,
occupied with
her song,
relaxed her
vigilance, and
inadvertently
came within the
reach of his
free arms. So it
came to pass
that the croon
stopped in the
middle of a
word, because in
a moment the
spinster lost
both voice and
legs. With a
sudden spring
and strong tug
the captive had
pulled her on
the cliath as
the hostage for
his liberation.
But, after an
instant of
struggling and
wriggling, Marie
neatly escaped
from his hands,
and tumbled over
the other side
of the cliath
like an elastic
ball, while
vigorous
preventive means
kept Diarmad
from tumbling
along with her.
While, amidst
laughter and
gleej Ewan's
young sister,
Jessie Cameron,
was helping the
spinster to her
feet, she
suddenly lost
her own. In the
twinkling of an
eye she was the
captive's
hostage, and,
being slim and
safely
graspable,
Diarmad earned
his liberation,
and became a
free brother of
the luadhadh
guild. Ewan
vigorously
declared that
his bashful
friend had now
got his footing
among the women,
and would never
be put on by any
of them ever
more.
No
sooner were
Diarmad and
Jessie off the
cliath than the
troop of girls,
headed by their
commanders,
lifted Ewan with
a mighty effort
off his feet,
and laid him
triumphantly on
the groaning
cliath. The
croon and chorus
recommenced, and
as Ewan was not
immediately
successful in
catching the
captive he
wanted, the fun
was at its best
when a little
neat middle-aged
woman's face,
surmounted by a
fringe of short
grey curls and a
very white
currachd, peeped
with a highly
scandalised
expression
through the
outer screen.
The face and
appurtenances
belonged to
Ealag of Craig,
who had, by
mishap, given
Diarmad, at the
minister's
peat-making,
words concerning
the worship of
Baal in high
places. Poor
Ealag! that slip
gave her no end
of vexation, for
when she heard
about the
scandal of
Dun-an-teine she
had to shut her
mouth as a party
implicated, and
to keep the
Elder Claon from
stirring in the
matter by
letting him know
indirectly that
there was a
charge of
worshipping the
Old Serpent to
be made against
himself by the
rebellious
sinners, if he
gave them the
smallest
provocation.
When the face
and
appurtenances
pierced the
veil, the
spinster, in
spite of clear
conscience and
sound heart
hushed her
croon, and
evidently
quailed before
the reporteress
of the holy
conclave. The
girls, drooping
long eyelashes
and shaking
loose locks into
the semblance of
order, put on a
" Let us worship
God " face as
quickly, if not
as naturally, as
possible. Ewan,
lying in the
blanket with a
foregone
determination to
make Mary
Macintyre and
none other his
hostage, did not
immediately
perceive the
efficient cause
by which the
roaring fun was
interrupted.
But, lifting up
his now
unobstructed
head, his eyes
fell on the
vision that
pierced the
veil, and he
ejaculated in a
whisper, which
reached further
than he
intended, "An Trotag Thrabhach
air m' anam." The Sandpiper
on my soul.
The
nickname used by
Ewan was that by
which little
Ealag was
generally called
behind her back
by the foolish
young people,
who made up for
severe
repression
before the
directors of
life doctrine
and
conversation, by
some private
irreverence of
speech. It was a
nickname that
admirably suited
Ealag's
bobbing-and-trotting
ways, and her
prying
inquisitiveness.
Among those with
whom she now
liked to
associate, and
for whom she
performed con
amove the
onerous duties
of newsgatherer,
detective, and
sentinel, the
Effectual
Calling of poor
Ealag was
cruelly doubted.
No valid proof
could be adduced
that she had
ever gone
visibly through
the settled
orthodox process
of conversion.
Her best claim,
such as it was,
arose from her
being the
daughter of an
elder whose
hoary head went
down to the
grave in honour
and peace, and
of a sister who
was a
conspicuous
proof of revival
grace, and who
died not long
ago in the odour
of sanctity.
Something might
be said for
Ealag on the
ground of her
willing services
to the good
cause; but as
the merits of
good works
without faith
were reprobated
as a snare of
the Devil, the
less said on
that head the
better. The
young graceless
people, who
looked upon
Ealag as the spy
and tale-bearer
of the " unco
guid," had no
doubt whatever
that for
mischief and
storytelling she
would have to
undergo severe
after-death
purifications.
But that was not
at all Ealag's
own opinion. She
worked so
zealously in her
vocation that
she thought if
she sometimes
made out corrupt
human nature to
be a little
worse than the
reality, the
error of
judgment, being
on the safe
side, was one
which zeal
converted into a
merit. In her
small corner of
the earth the
Trotag had in
fact made
herself so
busily important
that the pious
people
themselves would
hardly dare to
quarrel with her
if they felt
ever so much
disposed. Her
face was not
long nor sad.
She did not
groan a bit, but
she, on the
contrary, found
no little
enjoyment in the
detected or
suspected sins
of others, and
even in the
flaws and
shortcomings of
the "unco guid
" themselves. At
church she paid
small attention to
the sermon
because she was
fully occupied
in watching
young men and
women to see if
speaking glances
passed between
them. She was by
no means
consciously
given to
falsehood. Her
power among the
good was indeed
chiefly derived
from the general
correctness of
her observations
and the
shrewdness of
her surmises.
She seemed by
supernatural
telephone to
hear the
smallest whisper
of bashful love
breathed hastily
into a lassie's
ear, and,
according to
Ewan Mor's
opinion, she
could see behind
as well as
before her, and
her eye could
pierce the
thickest
darkness as
easily as a
rifle ball a
thin board. She
was a restless
creature, who
trotted and
bobbed from
house to house
brimful of
gossip, which
rapidly gathered
in volume and
variety as the
ambulation
proceeded. As
she knew
everything, she
was not ignorant
of course that
she was called
Trotag behind
her back. The
nickname
irritated her
ten times more
than any doubt
about her
Effectual
Calling. Ewan's
ejaculation
reached her ear,
and it made her
very angry.
"And this is the
way you are
going on?" said
Ealag, lifting
hands and eyes
in solemn
protestation,
and imitating
the tone of a
celebrated
Revivalist of
the North. "This
is the way you
take the advice
of those
entitled to
advise, and who
in my own
hearing this day
warned you
against the
vanities, and
worse than
vanities, of
luadhadh games,
and romps, which
the Kirk has
condemned, along
with
penny-bridals,
dancing balls,
and other evil
gatherings by
which religion
used to be
dishonoured and
immortal souls
to be ruined.
And, oh ! is it
not the shame to
see a woman
older than
myself, and,
like myself, a
single woman,
too, standing at
the head of the
cliath, while
there is at the
other end------"Trotag suddenly
reined in, for
she knew the
widow did not
fear her, and
now that she
took in the
whole situation,
she felt a
little afraid of
the widow
ripping up the
vanities of her
own youth, and a
kinship tie, to
which she was as
true as steel,
made her also
very unwilling
to quarrel with
Diarmad, scorner
and worshipper
of Baal as he
might be.
"And what wouldst
thou say of me?" echoed the
widow, with arms
akimbo and a
cloud upon her
usually sunny
face.
There
was no reply,
and the widow
went on—"I ask Diarmad, because
he is learned in
the knowledge of
books, whether
the old fun and
luinneag are not
better at a
luadhadh than
psalm-singing
and the cold
kail of old
sermons made hot
again? To me
the gloom of
your new
religion —for it
was not the
religion of our
youths I am
sure—seem as
much out of
place at a luadhadh as
dancing in a
church, or
singing a
coronach at a
wedding."
"And to me
also," said
Diarmad
promptly. "Why
should Death and
the Grave and
the Worm be
always thrust
upon us? Surely
the wise man
wisely said
there is a time
for everything."
"In the midst
of life there is
death, Diarmad."
"In the midst
of death there
is life, Ealag."
"Thou art in my
opinion becoming
a downright
heretic." "Well, you see, Ealag, I don't
think you quite
understand my
meaning, and to
be frank with
you, I don't
care the snap of
my fingers for
your opinion of
my opinions."
"It is not from
thee that I
should like to
hear the words
of scorning. For
in this country,
after thy
father, art not
thou the head of
my kith and kin?"
"Well, Ealag, that is
true. But you
must not push me
hard ; for if it
should fall to
me to lay your
head in the
grave, it is on
a sharp stone I
may place it if
you provoke me
too far in your
lifetime."
Diarmad laughed,
and so did the
others. Trotag
softened visibly
under the touch
of clanship, but
still she turned
away, saying,
with a frown at
the quailing
spinster, "I
must tell the
people who sent
me what you are
doing." Diarmad
turned after
her, declaring
he would go with
her and speak
for himself.
"The pigs are
through the
warp," said
Ewan, giving his
head a dolorous
shake. "Who may
be in the house,
Jessie?"
"The
elder, who was
to come for his
wife, will be
there by this
time."
"Pooh! the elder's
wife is right
enough, and he
is good himself
for an elder.
Any more?"
"Oh! dear, yes.
Annie of Dalmore
and Kirsty of
Strone, and Meg
of Camus have
been about all
day—the more the
pity!"
"Goodness
gracious!"
exclaimed Ewan
in downright
consternation,
for female
saints, next to
ghosts, were the
beings he most
dreaded and
avoided. "Goodness
gracious ! all
the woman
holiness of the
parish. Trotag
in a rage and
Diarmad having
the mire chatha
(battle fury) on
him ! As sure as
death there will
be a dreadful
hullabaloo."
Trotag will not
like the stone
under her head,"
said the widow.
"It is Diarmad
who knows how to
deal with her."
"I
thought he was
always right shy
and bashful till
to-day,"
observed Mary
Macintyre,
giving Jessie
and the old
spinster an
eye-shot right
and left.
"Ha!" said Ewan,
"you girls never
understood him
at all till
to-day, just
because you
could so easily
make him blush,
the silly frllow.
I got him in
here without
letting on that
there was a
luadhadh, just
to get that
foolish bashful-ness
rubbed of."
"And the cliath
has rubbed it
off
beautifully,"
remarked the old
spinster, now
recovering from
the effect of
the vision that
pierced the
veil.
Ewan
was advised to
go into the
house to his
dinner, and to
bring back a
faithful report
of the
proceedings. But
although
half-famished,
he declined to
venture in until
there was time
for the storm to
burst and blow
over. He
proposed that,
as the pigs were
through the
warp, they
should resume
the luadhadh
song and game,
so as to have
compensation for
inevitable
exhortations and
rebukes. This
reasonable
proposal was no
sooner made than
carried out ;
and Ewan, who
never tried to
leave the cliath
when the Trotag
interlude gave
him the
opportunity, was
long tossed
about and jeered
at before he was
allowed to
capture and
kiss Mary
Macintyre, in
accordance with
his secret
intention from
the
beginning—which,
indeed, was as
well understood
as if he had
printed it in
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