THERE is one day a wedding in the glen. The canny shepherd,
Do'ull Grigarach, marries Angus Ruadh's only daughter. Angus and
his wife have been both lying in the old Culdee Churchyard for a
few years back. The daughter, Kate, as sensible, sonsie, and
warm-hearted a lass as ever tossed over white shoulders the
gold-red locks of the Caledonians, has since wisely and
diligently kept house for her brothers, five in number; and
they, while scattered far and wide in different employments on
week days, have usually gathered beneath the paternal roof-tree
on Sundays to eat a meal together, to exchange news, discuss
family matters, and to get clean stockings, shirts, and mended
or newly-made clothes from Kate, who has been to them in the
place of a young mother, although she came into the world almost
at the end of the long row of boys, and was but a jinking,
bonnie-blinking, helty-skelty lassie when the mother died.
Angus Ruadh was a man who saw in his youth many eastern cities
and peoples, for he was from the age of sixteen to twenty-three
the servant of David Macara, the parish minister's son, who was
then a doctor, and a diplomatic agent also, in the East India
Company's service, but afterwards the war with Napoleon so
excited his martial ardour that he exchanged the lancet for the
sword, and died like a true Highland officer at Quatre-Bras. It
was only a purpose of matrimony, and the strong pressure brought
to bear upon him by his betrothed and his kindred, that
prevented Angus from enlisting as a soldier in Dr Macara's
regiment when the latter became an officer. In after years,
although, to his regret, he had only second-hand information,
Angus was in the habit of describing "the fall of Sir David"
just as if he had witnessed it with his own eyes. "You know for
sure," he would say, "that Sir David was Colonel of the
Ninety-Second when Bonny marched upon Brussels. As was natural,
the Highlanders were sent to the front at once, and they met the
French at Quatre-Bras-Our plaided heroes were in a field of tall
shogal1 when Bonny's horsemen came down upon them like a cloud
of locusts, or a sandstorm in the desert blinding the face of
heaven. 'Form square to squash cavalry,' shouted Sir David. The
rye was up to the men's ears, so that they could not see rightly
how they were four-cornering. So, as the bochdainn would have
it, when the square was formed Sir David and many others were
shut out of it, and stood just between the front and the enemy,
now within an arrow flight. 'Fire,' shouted Sir David, his voice
being louder and clearer than ever—and a voice that rolled
further than his I never heard. The men did not obey, for they
saw they would kill their own colonel if they fired at the foe.
So did Sir David, who little thought of life in such a case.
Again he raised his voice in great wrath, and amidst the clang
and din the whole regiment heard his words distinctly. "Remember
the fame of the Gael, my boys, and fire at once." "Cliu nan
Gael," they shouted back, and fired. Sir David and those with
him fell of course, but Cliu nan Gael was safe enough, and,
although the regiment suffered severely, Ney's horse-cloud was
dispersed, and Bonny's plans were damaged."
There is a great gathering at Kate Ruadh's wedding. As the
bridegroom is from the west country, he has brought no friends
except an unmarried brother, who has come o'er moss and moor
three good score miles, Scotch measure, to be his fieasgach.
[Best Man] The bride is in the glen of her birth, where all
people, by reckoning many removes back, can prove universal
kinship. Her brothers also have many acquaintances; and so
almost every house in the glen sends one or more marriage
guests. Penny bridals had long, and property, too, been put down
by the Kirk, but there were customs older than these
eleemosynary festivities, and which also survived them, that not
merely sanctioned gifts for the foy by friends and invited
guests, but made them almost compulsory. When there was a
wedding about to take place in castle, or farmhouse, or
shepherd's dwelling, the friends and well-wishers went with
their eggs, butter, hens, and smoked mutton hams for the
inevitable crotain [Barley broth] to the foy-house. So it was at
Kate's wedding, who indeed felt rather afraid that half the good
things presented could not be consumed by the marriage guests.
The same custom which made the Highland bridal a sort of
co-operative festival tended likewise to make it a large, and
now and then perhaps a rather noisy, gathering, when the fag-end
waited for the rising of the newly-married pair, and tried to
subject the bridegroom to the creeling ordeal.
At the time of Kate Ruadh's marriage, the Kirk, under the rule
of well meaning but narrow and short-sighted Evangelicals,
frowned upon old Highland sociality and time-honoured customs.
But Kate's good-hearted, boisterous brothers were not the men to
let their sister's wedding be interfered with by the Kirk
police. So they had feasting, piping, fiddling, dancing, songs,
and lashes of toddy, and they kept up the fun till daylight did
appear.
Of course the dozen or two of children whom relationship or next
door neighbourhood ranked among the wedding guests, were sent
home to bed before midnight. They improved the shining hours
while they lasted by dancing on the green to the piping of
Donnachadh Amadain, and engaging in other outdoor amusements.
Duncan the Fool had scented the smell of the feast from afar,
and hastened over hills and through the rivers of several glens
to get his share of it. Weddings, fairs, and balls were the poor
innocent's great opportunities for good feeding and pence
gathering. He was by long prescription the piper of the
youngsters at weddings. They teased him a good deal, but they
danced to his music, and that greatly uplifted him. Duncan, in
his piping, jumbled reels, laments, and marches so thoroughly
together as to produce a genuine bedlam mixture, which, after
all, was not without some power and pathos at times, since it
was not the braying of mere ignorance, but the music of
discords. The abrupt changes and incongruities of Duncan's
piping made the children like it all the better, for was it not
such fun to dance a jumbly dance to jumbly music! So his piping
made the fool a welcome and an expected guest at Highland
weddings. Much did he like a big feed, for he was a man cast in
a large mould, who at one meal could stowaway provision enough
for a week of famished rambling. As for strong drink, he liked
it to, and could carry a large quantity without being
perceptibly affected. Still, drink-was not so much appreciated
as marrow bones and chunks of meat; which, above all other
things in the world, were Duncan the Fool's weakness.
As yet, the parochial boards, poor rates, inspectors, and
workhouses, were things to be. With a bit of help from the
heritors, perhaps once in fifty years, the Highland Sessions
gathered by box or offertory collections, and discipline fines,
sufficient funds to keep the destitute and forlorn from death by
cold and starvation; and, in truth, if the poor were not kept
better than they are now, at a tithe of the expense, they were
at least more content and happy in the spirit of their mind,
when they claimed charity in ' the name of God, and not in the
name of the law and as a legal right. All the recipients of box
aid had liberty to beg for alms within their parish bounds, and
they usual ly gave themselves liberty to roam much further.
The number of paupers in receipt of parish relief and licence to
beg was, in comparison with the then population of the
Highlands, exceedingly small. But the interdependence of kindred
was behind, and the number of people who received friendly help
from those that were not very able to help, and would not by the
present law be bound to help, was larger than the number of
regular paupers. The reciprocal giving and receiving of help at
need, varied by changes of fortune which made the son of the
poor father the helper of the son of the man who had helped that
poor father, produced social ties that were something like a law
and gospel in themselves. Feuds of goodwill and charity, which
bound closely, as well as feuds of blood, were results of the
clannishness that united whole communities from generation to
generation.
Duncan the Fool had been a gangrel body from youth upwards; not
so much on account of poverty, for his mother, although a widow,
managed to give college education to two remarkably clever sons
; but because nothing short of chains and fetters could keep him
for more than a week at a time in one place. When he appeared at
Kate Ruadh's wedding, he had nearly attained the age of
fourscore; and so he had been a gangrel body for upwards of
sixty years. He was a public character as far as Skye on the one
hand, and Dunedin on the other. One of his clever brothers was
appointed minister of a parish in Skye. He was settled there
only a short time, when Duncan, with his pipe under his arm, set
forth to visit him. Not a word did he say to anybody about his
intentions. He did not know the way, but he had an instinct for
travelling which brought him safe to Portree. It was winter, and
on leaving Portree Duncan was overtaken by a snowstorm, which
blinded him and obliterated every trace of road. Strong man as
he was, he at length gave up the struggle and stopped. But he
did not sleep, and to think was not much in his power at any
time. He sought consolation from his pipe, and played what might
have, in a dim way, been intended to be his coronach, but which
proved his salvation. He happened to get quite near his
brother's manse before he gave up the struggle. The moment the
minister heard the piping, he knew it must be Duncan, and nobody
else in the whole world, although he had not the least
expectation of his coming to Skye at such a time of the year,
and such a long distance, when he did not know a foot of the way
for a hundred miles and more of it. The minister and his people
went out in the snow, and, guided by the sound of the piping,
they easily found Duncan and rescued him, but not before his
toes were badly frost-bitten.
In Dunedin, Duncan was called "Garth's Fool," because he had for
General Stewart of Garth the affection of a dog for his master,
and when not on the tramp he was to be usually found at meal
times near the kitchen of Garth House. Raeburn painted him, but
it is not certain that Duncan appreciated the compliment paid to
him. He went annually to the Caledonian meeting, where he got a
pocketful of shillings. He never spent a penny, but hoarded like
a magpie or raven. He liked to get money, however, and when
shillings and pennies abounded in his pockets he went by
moonlight to some old wall, or hole in a tree, and hid them away
forever. Some of these little hoards have been turned up since
his death. So little did he know the use of money that on one
occasion, wh'en a new boatman at the Queensferry refused him the
customary free passage, far from taking money out of his pockets
and offering to pay his fare, he took off brogues and hose in
presence of a crowd, and on being asked what he meant to do,
replied with the usual preliminary grunt— "Ugh, ugh, I'll just
lift my kilt and go troo." It is not necessary to add that after
that the ferryman gave him a free passage.
Duncan did not possess the slantendicular wit which is often the
gift of persons who are mentally off the square. He was more
fool than rogue, or rather he was no rogue at all. Yet he now
and then in his simplicity said things which hit hard. Here is
one instance. Campbell of Bore-land was tried for shooting a man
whom he caught breaking into his house at midnight. He was
fairly enough acquitted by an unprejudiced jury, but country
opinion did not quite coincide with the verdict, because it was
suspected there was jealousy about a woman in the case. Soon
after the trial there was a large meeting of gentlemen held
about an election or some public purpose. Duncan the Fool
assembled himself also, and, as a matter of course, the
gentlemen dropped their shillings into his battered hat,
Campbell of Boreland gave a larger donation than usual, for
Duncan acknowledged it by saying to him in a loud voice and very
thankful manner, "Oh righ! 's math nach do chroch iad sibh,"
which, being interpreted, is, "Oh king! good it is that they did
not hang you."
Not only was roaming a necessity of life for Duncan. but he
roamed worse by night than by day. He would retire with all
solemnity to his barn bed after supper, but perhaps ere morning
he was many miles away, and frightening some old woman or other
person by being seen standing at the foot of the bed like a
substantial ghost in the pale moonlight. He was no thief or
burglar, but no bolts or locks would keep him out when he chose
to break into a house by night. The dogs seemed to be in league
with him, for they never barked at him. Indeed, he and his pipe
were on such excellent terms with the whole animal kingdom, that
many strange stories were told of the curious power he had over
dangerous, wild, and vicious creatures. For instance, it was
seen by a whole country side that he rode home from Gaig to Foss
on a vicious bull, which had been summarily banished from the
forest grazing, because he crowned a series of outrages by
goring one of the herds almost to death. Not only did this
vicious brute allow the fool to get astride his back, but he
seemed very fond of the bagpipe, too; and so Duncan rode
triumphantly along, sounding his victory.
Had the Amadan no fear? Yes, of his fellow mortals. He crouched
before the rebuke of a child, and burly, big, strong man as he
was, no mischief was to be feared from him by night or by day.
Did he not fear ghosts? Not more than the living ; because,
according to popular belief, he did not distinguish between the
one and the other. Robert Stewart, the uncle of old Garth, was
an Edinburgh lawyer, who flourished about the year of grace
1780, and who, on his annual visits to his Highland kindred, was
very kind to Duncan's people. Some years after the above date,
the old lawyer, " Robie Uncle," as his grand-nephews and nieces
called him, failed to come to shoot the grouse and to renew old
times with ancients of the clachan, who were his parish school
companions in the reign of Queen Anne, for the tough old lawyer
lived long after the threescore and ten before his spectacled
eyes got too dim for business, or his natural strength was much
abated. Robie Uncle wrote to the home people, saying that he
could not come just then on account of business, and that,
moreover, he was a little troubled with the ailments of age. But
he sent more cheerful letters afterwards, and his Garth friends
believed that he had recovered his usual good health. When
Christmas came round, Duncan and his sister Marriad, who was
also an imbecile, of a less public and interesting character,
were naturally attracted by the Garth kitchen perfume of high
festival cooking. They went for their suppers with great
punctuality; and one night they astonished the family by rushing
breathless into the house, declaring that Robie Uncle was coming
up the steep avenue in a grand carriage, and that he had nodded
to them as they passed. The front door was thrown open wide, and
all the family rushed out to greet the welcome guest. Lo ! there
was no carriage and no Robie Uncle! The pair of innocents were
questioned closely and separately, but they adhered to their
story ; and everybody knew that they never lied on their own
account, and that when told to lie for other people, they always
let the cat out of the bag on the slightest cross-examination.
By next week's post there came the news of Robie Uncle's demise,
which was sudden and unexpected. Duncan to his dying day
maintained he saw Robie Uncle in the flesh that night—so as he
could not distinguish ghosts from living people, he had no
reason to fear meeting with spirits during his night roamings.
To all men born upon the earth, sooner or later comes the time
to die. To Donnachadh Amadain this time came, when his age was
nearer ninety than fourscore. General Stewart of Garth had died
years before then, at St Lucia, of which island he was governor;
and as Duncan did not see him, like the rest of his family,
buried beneath the shadow of the ancient yew, he refused for a
long time to believe that he was dead, and kept waiting for his
return. But at last he got convinced that the General must have
disappeared from the earth, since he never returned, and
strangers owned his house. When he could no longer roam, Duncan
at last came to anchor at the house of his bardic brother the
schoolmaster, where he was tended with that unconscious
tenderness of affection which characterised the kinship loyalty
of the Gael in the olden times, and is not yet—thank God for
it—a mere tradition.
The ruling passions were strong in death. There happened to be a
wedding in the village when Duncan was in extremis. The sounds
of the bagpipe reached his dying ear, and, with the usual grunt
of satisfaction, he tried to raise himself up, and fumbled for
his own chanter. Before he had lost such senses as he ever
possessed, the minister of the parish tried hard to get him to
think about his soul. Duncan did not feel in the slightest
degree interested about his soul; but when the
resurrection—rising again— was mentioned, he asked, with sudden
vivacity, "Shall we all rise again?" "Yes." "And shall we all
gather together?" "Yes, indeed, Duncan, at the great Day of
Judgment." On hearing this, Duncan laughed gleefully, and said—"Deelaman!
deelaman! I'll see the General again."
Another old wanderer called Seumas Fineanta finished his
roamings when Donnachadh Amadain was still in his prime. This
Seumas was a handsome giant, who was very particular about
paring his nails, combing his hair, and wearing a clean shirt.
The wit of Seumas was caustic at times, and it was difficult to
say whether he made hits by chance or design. He was fond of
children, and children were very fond of him. When excited by
wrong or meanness—for he had high moral perceptions—he could
make himself feared, as in strength and courage he resembled an
Ossianic hero. Seumas was troubled with a tremendous appetite,
which, as he was exceedingly honest, and always roaming the
wilds, he could not always get easily satisfied. When some one
asked him what was the first wish of his heart? he promptly
replied, "To see Loch Tay converted into a basin full of sowens,
and the rivers Lochay and Dochart pouring down milk upon it."
But, as this wish could not be realised, he tried to diminish
his appetite by making a strong decoction of oak bark, and
drinking copiously of it. This remedy for a time destroyed his
appetite altogether, and brought him to death's door. As soon as
he was able to crawl about again some one who met him asked,
"And is it true that you have lost your cail (appetite) by
drinking the oak bark juice?" "Aye for sure," replied Seumas, "I
have lost my cail, and I pity the man who finds it."
The bards and seanachies must have left successors, for among
the gangrel bodies were regular roamers, who bowled about from
glen to glen singing songs and telling stories as merrily as if
the whole world belonged to them. Ne'er-do-weels they perhaps
deserved to be called, and yet there was little harm in them
either, and they were people who were always sure of shelter and
food, and who liked to bask in the sunshine.
Cailleachan na faoidh olainn [Wool-gift old women.] were not
paupers at all. They scorned the name, and were justly proud of
their spinning industry. They came round when the sheep-clipping
commenced, and, going from fank to fank, gathered as free gifts
good bags of the raw material of their industry. Faoidh olainn
did not degrade the recipients to the list of gangrel bodies. An
old lonely spinster or a struggling widow was usually invited to
come for wool gifts at first, and, having come once, she came
every summer, and much enjoyed her "out."
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