John Clerk, afterwards Lord Eldin—a well-known and
able lawyer—was the eldest son of John Clerk, Esq., of Eldin, sixth son
of Sir John Clerk, of Pennycuick, and author of a celebrated work on
Naval Tactics. He was born in April, 1757, and educated with the view of
proceeding to India; but the expectations of his friends having been
disappointed by the occurrence of certain political changes, his
attention was turned to the legal profession. After completing his
apprenticeship as a Writer to the Signet, and having practised for a
year or two as an accountant, he qualified himself for the bar, and was
admitted a member of the Faculty of Advocates in 1785.
Possessed of the most promising intellectual
requisites, Mr. Clerk speedily rose to distinction ; and it is said that
at one period he had nearly one-half of all the business of the Court
upon his hands. His style of pleading was distinguished by strong sense,
acuteness, and the most profound reasoning. His sole object being to
convince, his mode of stating the argument was brief, simple, and clear.
His eloquence was a constant appeal to legal reason, in the masterly
exposition of which the whole collected force of his intellect was
displayed.
In politics Mr. Clerk was a keen Whig; and, in 180G,
when that party came into power for a short time, he was appointed
Solicitor-General in the room of Robert Blair of Aventoun. This
appointment he held only during the limited period of one year, while
his friends were in office; and his elevation to the bench did not occur
till 1823. In consequence of the infirmities of age, his lordship
resigned five years afterwards, and died at his house in Picardy Place,
on the 80th May, 1832.
At the time Lord Eldin was raised to the bench he was
advanced in years, and a gradual decrease of business had previously
given intimation that he had ceased to be regarded by agents as the
vigorous and energetic pleader he once was. Perhaps at no period of his
legal career, would John Clerk ever have given satisfaction as a judge;
for, with all his talent and professional skill, he was one of those
persons who could only see one side of a cause ; and although this may
be an advantage to the bar for the client, it is assuredly a serious
disadvantage on the bench for a suitor. As it was, no fair chance
occurred to test the judicial talents of this once distinguished
barrister; for his faculties at the date of his elevation were seriously
impaired—an assertion, the truth of which his decisions afford ample
proof. Latterly his memory failed entirely. On one occasion, shortly
before his removal from the judgment-seat, a debate had been partly
heard before him one day, and concluded the next. The astonishment of
counsel maybe conceived, when, at the termination, the judge candidly
announced he did not know what the parties were talking about, and
proposed that they should recommence the debate, and repeat all they had
previously said. This was one of his last appearances in Court.
Mr. Clerk was not remarkable either for symmetry of
person or beauty of countenance. He was about as plain a looking man as
could well be imagined. His inattention to dress was proverbial. In
walking he had a considerable halt, one of his legs being shorter than
the other. Proceeding down the High Street one day from the Court of
Session, he overheard a young lady saying to her companion rather
loudly, "There goes Johnnie Clerk, the lame lawyer." Upon which he
turned round, and, with his usual face of expression, said, "No, madam;
I may be a lame man, but not a lame lawyer."
Although his legal studies must have engrossed the
greater part of his time, Mr. Clerk still found leisure to indulge a
taste for the fine arts. He occasionally amused himself in drawing and
painting. He was a skilful modeller; and even while seated on the bench
with his colleagues, he was known to gratify his fondness for the
ludicrous, by pencilling any object that might strike his fancy. (Mr.
Clerk had been paid a fee of one hundred guineas for pleading in a
particular case. The agent happened to call on him next day. "John,"
said Clerk, "where do you think your fee is?" "I know not," was the
reply. "There it is," said he. On looking up the agent perceived a small
painting of a cat, which he said he would not have given one shilling
for.)
In the course of his long life he had collected a
very extensive selection of paintings, sketches, and rare prints. At the
sale of these, by auction, at his lordship's house in Picardy Place, a
short time after his death, a serious accident occurred. The floor of
the apartment gave way, and the crowd of purchasers were precipitated
from the drawing to the dining-room flat, in consequence of which many
were injured, and Mr. Smith, banker in Edinburgh, unfortunately killed.
Lord Eldin died a bachelor; and, old maid-like, he
had formed such an attachment to cats, that his domestic establishment
could always boast of at least half-a-dozen feline indwellers. When
called on by a client, he was generally found seated in his study, with
a favourite Tom elevated on his shoulder, and purring about his
ears.
Throughout the whole of his career as a barrister,
Mr. Clerk took infinite delight in ridiculing the bench. To one amiable
individual, now no more, he was invariably rude ; and whilst his
lordship acted as an Ordinary in the Outer House, he suffered a species
of torture that required great natural sweetness and kindness of
disposition to endure. Lord Craigie, the person alluded to, being
himself a most excellent feudal lawyer, highly respected the talents of
Mr. Clerk ; and although many occasions occurred, which a man of
vindictive feeling would eagerly have seized on, to punish his
tormentor, still he uniformly passed them over. Clerk, however, did not
come off so well with the Inner House. On one occasion, having used
rather strong language towards one of the bench, the presiding judge
most properly called him to order, and required him instantly to make a
suitable apology to the venerable and excellent individual whom he had
insulted. It was a bitter pill to swallow; but, as there was no
alternative, the discomfited lawyer—who did not aspire to the honour of
judicial martyrdom—was compelled to succumb.
Mr. Clerk was of a convivial disposition, and the
contrast between the crabbed lawyer and the good-natured bonvivantvt&s,
great. Being a member of the Bannatyne Club, he invariably attended
the anniversary dinner; and no one could enjoy with greater zest the
good things which Mr. Barry unsparingly lavished on such occasions.
Until within a year or two of his death, Sir Walter Scott, as president,
uniformly took the chair; and it is not surprising that, in the witchery
of his company, libations to Bacchus should have been more frequent than
perhaps was beneficial to the health of the assembled members. At the
termination of one of these feasts, where wit and wine contended for the
mastery, the excited judge (for Mr. Clerk had then been raised to the
bench), on the way to his carriage, tumbled down stairs, and,
miserabile dictu, broke his nose—an accident which compelled him to
confine himself to the house for a day or two. He re-appeared, however,
with a large patch on his olfactory member, which gave a most ludicrous
expression to his face. On some one inquiring how this happened, he said
it was the effect of his studies. "Studies!" ejaculated the inquirer.
"Yes," growled the judge, "ye've heard, nae doot, about Coke upon
Littleton, but I suppose you never before heard of Clerk upon
Stair ! "
The small estate of Eldin devolved to his brother
William, one of the Jury Court Clerks; but he bequeathed his property,
under the burden of a few legacies, to his friend, Charles Boss, Esq.,
advocate.