THE SCOTTISH BROWNIE
The Scottish Brownie formed a class of
being? distinct in habit and disposition from the freakish and
mischievous elves. He was meagre, shaggy, and wild in his
appearance.
In the daytime he lurked in remote recesses of the old houses which
he delighted to haunt; and in the night sedulously employed himself
in discharging any laborious task which he thought might be
acceptable to the family to whose service he had devoted himself.
But the Brownie does not drudge from fhe hope of recompense. On the
contrary, so delicate is his attachment that the offer of reward,
but particularly of food, infallibly occasions his disappearance for
ever. It is told of a Brownie, who haunted a Border family now
extinct, that the lady having fallen unexpectedly in labour, and the
servant, who was ordered to ride to Jedburgh for the sage-femme,
showing no great alertness in setting out, the familiar spirit,
slipt on the great-coat of the lingering domestic, rode to the town
on the laird’s best horse, and returned with the midwife ere croupe.
During the short space of his absence, the Tweed, which they must
necessarily ford, rose to a dangerous height. Brownie, who
transported his charge with all rapid ity, was not to be stopped by
this obstacle. He plunged in with the terrified old lady, and landed
her in safety where her services were wanted. Having put the horse
into the stable (where it was afterwards found in a woful plight),
he proceeded to the room of the servant whose duty he had
discharged, and, finding him just in the act of drawing on his
boots, administered to him a most merciless drubbing with his own
horsewhip. Such an important service excited the gratitude of the
laird, who, understanding that Brownie had been heard to express a
wish to have a green coat, ordered a vestment of that colour to be
made and left in his haunts. Brownie took away the green coat, but
was never seen more. We may suppose that, tired of his domestic
drudgery, he went in his new livery to join the fairies.
THE BROWNIE OF BODSBECK
The brownie of the
farmhouse of Bodsbeck, in Moffatdale, left his employment upwards of
a century ago, on a similar account. IIo had exerted himself so much
in the farm labour, both in and out of doors, that Bodsbeck became
the most prosperous farm in the district. He always took his moat as
it pleased himself, usually in very moderate quantities, and of the
most humble description. During a time of very hard labour, perhaps
harvest, when little better fare than ordinary might have been
judged acceptable, the goodman took the liberty of leaving out a
mess of bread and milk, thinking it but fair that at a time when
some improvement, both in quantity and quality, was made upon the
fare of the human servants, the useful brownie should obtain a share
in the blessing. He, however, found his error, for the result was
that the brownie left the house for ever, exclaiming—
“Ca’, brownie, ca’
A’ the luck o’ Bodsbeck away to Leithenha’.”
The luck of Bodsbeck
accordingly departed with its brownie, and settled in the
neighbouring farmhouse, called Leithenhall, whither the brownie
transferred his friendship and services.
THE BROWNIE AND THE THIEVISH MAIDS
One of the principal
characteristics of the brownie was his anxiety about the moral
conduct of the household to which he was attached. He was a spirit
very much inclined to prick up his ears at the first appearance of
any impropriety in the manners of his fellow-servants. The least
delinquency committed either in barn, or cow-house, or larder, he
was sure to report to his master, whose interests he seemed to
consider paramount to every other thing in this world, and from whom
no bribe could induce him to conceal the offences which fell under
his notice. The men, therefore, and not less the maids, of the
establishment usually regarded him with a mixture of fear, hatred,
and respect; and though he might not often find occasion to do his
duty as a spy, yet the firm belief that he would be relentless in
doing so, provided that he did find occasion, had a salutary effect.
A ludicrous instance of his zeal as guardian of the household morals
is told in Peeblesshire. Two dairymaids, who were stinted in their
food by a too frugal mistress, found themselves one day compelled by
hunger to have recourse to the highly improper expedient of stealing
a bowl of milk and a bannock, which they proceeded to devour, as
they thought, in secret. They sat upon a form, with a space between,
whereon they placed the bowl and the bread, and they took bite, and
sip alternately, each putting down the bowl upon the seat for a
moment’s space after taking a draught, and the other then taking it
up in her hands, and treating herself in the same way. They had no
sooner commenced their mess than the brownie came between the two,
invisible, and whenever the bowl was set down upon the seat took
also a draught; by which means, as he devoured fully as much as both
put together, the milk was speedily exhausted. The surprise of the
famished girls at find ing the bowl so soon empty was extreme, and
they began to question each other very sharply upon the subject,
with mutual suspicion of unfair play, when the brownie undeceived
them by exclaiming, with malicious glee—
“Ha! ha! ba!
Brownie has’t a’!”
THE BOGLE
This is a freakish
spirit, who delights rather to perplex and frighten mankind than
either to serve or seriously to hurt them. Shellycoat, a spirit who
resides in the waters, and has given his name to many a rock and
stone upon the Scottish coast, belongs to the class of bogles. When
he appeared, he. seemed to be decked with marine productions, and in
particular with shells, whose clattering announced his approach.
From this circumstance he derived his name. One of his pranks is
thus narrated:—Two men, on a very dark night, approaching the banks
of the Ettrick, heard a doleful voice from its waves repeatedly
exclaim, “Lost! Lost!” They followed the sound, which seemed to be
the voice of a drowning person, and, to their infinite astonishment,
they found that it ascended the river. Still they continued, during
a long and tempestuous night, to follow the cry of the malicious
sprite; and arriving, before morning^s dawn, at the very sources of
the river, the voice was now heard descending the opposite side of
the mountain in which they arise. The fatigued and deluded
travellers now relinquished the pursuit, and had no sooner done so
than they heard Shellycoat applauding, in loud bursts of laughter,
his successful roguery. The spirit was supposed particularly to
haunt the old house of Gorinberry, situated on the river Hermitage,
in Liddesdale.
THE DOOMED RIDER
“The Conan is as
bonny a river as we hat- in a’ the north country. There’s mony a
sweet sunny spot on its banks, an’ mony a time an’ aft hae I waded
through its shallows, when a boy, to set my little scauting-line for
the trouts an’ the eels, or to gather the big pearl-mussels that lie
sae thick in the fords. But its bonny wooded banks are places for
enjoying the day in—no for passing the nicht. I kenna how it is;
it’s nane o’ your wild streams that wander desolate through a desert
country, like the Avon, or that come rushing down in foam and
thunder, ower broken rocks, like the Foyers, or that wallow in
darkness, deep, deep in the bowels o’ the earth, like the fearfu’
Auldgraunt; an’ yet no ane o’ these rivers has mair or frightfuller
stories connected wi’ it than the Conan. Ane can hardly saunter ower
half-a-mile in its course, frae where it leaves Contin till where it
enters the sea, without passing ower the scene o’ some frightful
auld legend o’ the kelpie or the water-wraith. And ane o’ the most
frightful looking o’ these places is to be found among the woods of
Conan House. Ye enter a swampy meadow that waves wi’ flags an’
rushes like a cornfield in harvest, an’ see a hillock covered wi’
willows rising like an island in the midst. There are thick mirk-woods
on ilka side; the river, dark an’ awesome, an’ whirling round an’
round in mossy eddies, sweeps away behind it; an’ there is an auld
burying-ground, wi’ the broken ruins o’ an auld Papist kirk, on the
tap. Ane can see amang the rougher stanes the rose-wrought mullions
of an arched window, an’ the trough that ance held the holy water.
About twa hunder years ago—a wee mair maybe, or a wee less, for ane
canna be very sure o’ the date o’ thae old stories—the building was
entire; an’ a spot near it, whar the wood now grows thickest, was
laid out in a corn-field. The marks o’ the furrows may still be seen
amang the trees.
“A party o’ Highlanders were busily engaged, ae day in harvest, in
cutting down the corn o’ that field; an’ just aboot noon, when the.
sun shone brightest an’ they were busiest in the work, they heard a
voice frae the river exclaim, ‘The hour but not the man has come.’
Sure enough, on looking roamd, there was the kelpie stan’in’ in what
they ca’ a fause ford, just foment the auld kirk. There is a deep
black pool baith aboon an’ below, but i’ the ford there’s) a bonny
ripple, that shows, as ane might think, but little depth o’ water;
an’ just i’ the middle o’ that, in a place where a horse might swim,
stood the kelpie. An’ it again repeated its words, ‘The hour but not
the man has come,’ an’ then flashing through the water like a drake,
it disappeared in the lower pool. When the folk stood wondering what
the creature might mean, they saw a man on horseback come spurring
down the hill in hot haste, making straight for the fause ford. They
could then understand her words at ance; an’ four o’ the stoutest o’
them sprang oot frae amang the corn to warn him o’ his danger, an’
keep him back. An’ sae they tauld him what they had seen an’ heard,
an’ urged him either to turn back an’ tak’ anither road, or stay for
an hour or sae where he was. But he just wadna hear them, for he was
baith unbelieving an’ in haste, an’ wauld hae taen the ford for a’
they could say, hadna the Highlanders, determined on saving him
whether he would or no, gathered round him an’ pulled him frae his
horse, an’ then, to mak’ sure of him, locked him up in the auld kirk.
Weel, when the hour had gone by—the fatal hour o’ the kelpie—they
flung open the door, an’ cried to him that he might noo gang On his
journey. Ah! but there was nae answer, though; an’ sae they cried a
second time, an’ there was nae answer still; and then they went in,
an’ found him lying stiff an’ cauld on the floor, wi’ his face
buried in the water o’ the very stone trough that we may still see
amang the ruins. His hour had come, an’ he had fallen in a fit, as
’t won Id seem, head-foremost amang the water o’ the trough, where
he had been smothered, —an’ sae ye see, the prophecy o’ the kelpie
availed naefliing.”
GRAHAM OF MORPHIE
The old family of the
Grahams of Morphie was in former times very powerful, but at length
they sunk in fortune, and finally the original male line became
extinct. Among the old women of the Hearns, their decay is
attributed to a supernatural cause. When one of the lairds, say
they, built the old castle, he secured the assistance of the -water-kelpy
or river-horse, by the accredited means of throwing a pair of branks
over his head. He then compelled the robust spirit to carry
prodigious loads of stones for the building, and did not relieve him
till the whole was finished. The poor kelpy was glad of his
deliverance, but at the same time felt himself so galled with the
hard labour, that on being permitted to escape from the branks, and
just before he disappeared in the water, he turned about, and
expressed, in the following words, at once his own grievances and
the destiny of his taskmaster’s family—
“Sair bark and sair banes,
Drivin’ the laird o’ Morphie’s stanes!
The laird o’ Morphie ’II never thrive
As Iang’s the kelpy is alive!”
THE FISHERMAN AND THE MERMAN
Of mermen and
merwomen many strange stories are told in the Shetland Isles.
Beneath the depths of the ocean, according to these stories, an
atmosphere exists adapted to the respiratory organs of certain
beings, resembling in form the human race, possessed of surpassing
beauty, of limited supernatural powers, and liable to the incident
of death. They dwell in a wide territory of the globe, far below the
region of fishes, over which the sea, like the cloudy canopy of our
sky, loftily rolls, and they possess habitations constructed of the
pearl and coral productions of the ocean. Having lungs not adapted
to a watery medium, but to the nature of atmospheric air, it would
be impossible for them to pass through the volume of waters that
intervenes between the submarine and supramarine world, if it were
not for the extraordinary power they inherit of entering the skin of
some animal capable of existing in the sea, which they are enabled
to occupy by a sort of demoniacal possession. One shape they put on
is that of an animal human above the waist, yet terminating below in
the tail and fins of a fish, but the most favourite form is that of
the larger seal or Haaf-fish; for, in possessing an amphibious
nature, they are enabled not only to exist in the ocean, but to land
on some rock, where they frequently lighten themselves of their
sea-dress, resume their proper shape, and with much curiosity
examine the nature of the upper world belonging to the human race.
Unfortunately, however, each merman or merwoman possesses hut one
skin, enabling the individual to ascend the seas, and if, on
visiting the abode of man, the garb be lost, the hapless being must
unavoidably become an inhabitant of the earth.
A story is told of a boat’s crew who landed for the purpose of
attacking the seals lying in the hollows of the crags at one of the
stacks. The men stunned a number of the animals, and while they were
in this state stripped them of their skins, with the fat attached to
them. Leaving the carcases on the rock, the crew were about to set
off for the shore of Papa Stour, when such a tremendous swell arose
that every one flew quickly to the boat. All succeeded in entering
it except one man, who had imprudently lingered behind. . The crew
were unwilling to leave a companion to perish on the skerries, but
the surge increased so fast that after many unsuccessful attempts to
bring the boat close in to the stack the un fortunate wight was left
to his fate. A stormy night came on, and the deserted Shetlander saw
no prospect before him but that of perishing from eold and hunger,
or of being washed into the sea by the breakers which threatened to
dash over the rocks. At length he perceived many of the seals, who
in their flight had escaped the attack of the boatmen, approach the
skerry, disrobe themselves of their amphibious hides, and resume the
shape of the sons and daughters of the ocean. Their first object was
to assist in the recovery of their friends, who, having been stunned
by clubs, had, while in that state, been deprived of their skins.
When the flayed animals had regained their sensibility, they assumed
their proper form of mermen or merwomen, and began to lament in a
mournful lay, wildly accompanied by the storm that was raging
around, the loss of their sea-dress, which would prevent them from
again enjoying their native azure atmosphere and coral mansions that
lay below the deep waters of the Atlantic. But their chief
lamentation was for Ollavitinus, the son of Gioga, who, having been
stripped of his seal’s skin, would be for ever parted from his
mates, and condemned to become an outcast inhabitant of the upper
world. Their song was at length broken off by observing one of their
enemies viewing, with shivering limbs and looks of comfortless
despair, the wild waves that dashed over the stack. Gioga
immediately conceived the idea of rendering subservient to the
advantage of her son the perilous situation of the man. She
addressed him with mildness, proposing to carry him safe on her back
across the sea to Papa Stour, on condition of receiving the
seal-skin of Ollavitinus. A bargain was struck, and Gioga clad
herself in her amphibious garb; but the Shetlander, alarmed at the
sight of the stormy main that he was to ride through, prudently
begged leave of the matron, for his better preservation, that he
might be allowed to cut a few holes in her shoulders and flanks, in
order to procure, between the skin and the flesh, a better fastening
for his hands and feet. The request being complied with, the man
grasped the neck of the seal, and committing himself to her care,
she landed him safely at Acres Gio in Papa Stour; from which place
he immediately repaired to a skeo1 at Hamna Voe, where the skin was
deposited, and honourably fulfilled his part of the contract by
affording Gioga the means whereby her son could again revisit the
ethereal space over which the sea spread its green mantle.
THE MERMAID WIFE
A stoey is told of an
inhabitant of Unst, who, in walking on the sandy margin of a voe,5
saw a number of mermen and mermaids dancing by moonlight, and
several seal-skins strewed beside them on the ground. At his
approach they immediately fled to secure their garbs, and, taking
upon themselves the form of seals, plunged immediately into the sea.
But as the Shetlander perceived that one skin lay close to his feet,
he snatched it up, bore it swiftly away, and placed it in
concealment. On returning to the shore he met the fairest damsel
that was ever gazed upon by mortal eyes, lamenting the robbery, by
which she had become an exile from her submarine friends, and a
tenant of the upper world. Vainly she implored the restitution of
her property; the man had drunk deeply of love, and was inexorable;
but he offered her protection beneath his roof as his betrothed
spouse. The merlady, perceiving that she must become an inhabitant
of the earth, found that she could not do better than accept of the
offer. This strange attachment subsisted for many years, and the
couple had several children. The Shetlander’s love for his merwife
was unbounded, but his affection was coldly returned. The lady would
often steal alone to the desert strand, and, on a signal being
given, a large seal would make his appearance, with whom she would
hold, in an unknown tongue, an anxious conference. Years had thus
glided away, when it happened that one of the children, in the
course of his play, found concealed beneath a stack of corn a seal’s
skin; and, delighted with the prize, he ran with it to his mother.
Her eyes glistened with rapture— she gazed upon it as her own—as the
means by which she could pass through the ocean that led to her
native home. She burst forth into an ecstasy of joy, which was only
moderated when she beheld her children, whom she was now about to
leave; and, after hastily embracing them, she fled with all speed
towards the seaside. The husband immediately returned, learned the
discovery that had taken place, ran to overtake his wife, but only
arrived in time to see her transformation of shape completed—to see
her, in the form of a seal, bound from the ledge of a rock into the
sea. The large animal of the same kind with whom she had held a
secret converse soon appeared, and evidently congratulated her, in
the most tender manner, on her escape. But before she dived to
unknown depths, she cast a parting glance at the wretched
Shetlander, whose despairing looks excited in her breast a few
transient feelings of commiseration.
“Farewell!” said she to him, “and may all good attend yon. I loved
you very well when I resided upon earth, but I always loved my first
husband much better.”
THE SEAL-CATCHER’S ADVENTURE
Theke was once upon a
time a man who lived upon the northern coasts, not far from “Taigh
Jan Crot Callow” (John-o’-Groat’s House), and he gained his
livelihood by catching and killing fish, of all sizes and
denominations. He had a particular liking for the killing of those
wonderful beasts, half dog and half fish, called “ Roane,” or seals,
no doubt because he got a long price for their skins, which are not
less curious than they are valuable. The truth is, that the most of
these animals are neither dogs nor rods, but downright fairies, as
this narration will show. It happened one day, as this notable
fisher had returned from the prosecution of his calling, that he.
was called upon by a man who seemed a great stranger, and who said
he had been despatched for him by a person who wished to contract
for a quantity of seal-skins, and that the fisher must accompany him
(the stranger) immediately to see the person who wished to contract
for the skins, as it was necessary that he should be served that
evening. Happy in the prospect of making a good bargain, and never
suspecting any duplicity, he instantly complied. They both mounted a
steed belonging to the stranger, and took the road with such
velocity that, although the direction of the wind was towards their
backs, yet the fleetness of their movement made it appear as if it
had been in their faces. On reaching a stupendous precipice which
overhung the sea, his guide told him they had now reached their
destination.
“Where is the person you spoke of?” inquired the astonished
seal-killer.
“You shall see that presently,” replied the guide.
With that they immediately alighted, and, without allowing the
seal-killer much time to indulge the frightful suspicions that began
to pervade his mind, the stranger seized him with irresistible
force, and plunged headlong with him into the sea. After sinking
down, down, nobody knows how far, they at length reached a door,
which, being open, led them into a range of apartments, filled with
inhabitants —not people, but seals, who could nevertheless speak and
fee] like human folk; and how much was the seal-killer surprised to
find that he himself had been unconsciously transformed into the
like image. If it were not so, he would probably have died from the
want of breath. The nature of the poor fisher’s thoughts may be more
easily conceived than described. Looking at the nature of the
quarters into which he had landed, all hopes of escape from them
appeared wholly chimerical, whilst the degree of comfort and length
of life which the barren scene promised him were far from being
flattering. The “Roane,” who all seemed in very low spirits,
appeared to feel for him, and endeavoured to soothe the distress
which he evinced by the amplest assurances of personal safety.
Involved in sad meditation on his evil fate, he was quickly roused
from his stupor by his guide’s producing a huge gully or joc-taleg,1
the object of which he supposed was to put an end to all his earthly
cares. Forlorn as was his situation, however, he did not wish to be
killed; and, apprehending instant destruction, he fell down, and
earnestly implored for mercy. The poor generous animals did not mean
him any harm, however much his former conduct deserved it, and he
was accordingly desired to pacify himself, and cease his cries.
“Did you ever see that knife before?” said the stranger to the
fisher.
The latter instantly recognised his own knife, which he had that day
stuck into a seal, and with which it had escaped, and acknowledged
it was formerly his own, for what would be the use of denying it?
“Well,” rejoined the guide, “the apparent seal which made away with
it is my father, who has lain dangerously ill ever since, and no
means can stay his fleeting breath without your aid. I have been
obliged to resort to the artifice I have practised to bring you
hither, and I trust that my filial duty to my father will readily
excuse me.”
Having said this, he led into another apartment the trembling
seal-killer, who expected every minute to be punished for his own
ill-treatment of the father. There he found the identical seal with
which he had had the encounter in the morning, suffering most
grievously from a tremendous cut in its hind-quarter. The
seal-killer was then desired, with his hand, to cauterise the wound,
upon doing which it immediately healed, and the seal arose from its
bed in perfect health. Upon this the scene changed from mourning to
rejoicing—all was mirth and glee. Very different, however, were the
feelings of the unfortunate seal-catcher, who expected no doubt to
be metamorphosed into a seal for the remainder of his life. However,
his late guide accosting him, said—
“Now, sir, you are at liberty to return to your wife and family, to
whom I am about to conduct you; but it is on this express condition,
to which you must bind yourself by a solemn oath—-that you will
never maim or kill a seal in all your life-time hereafter.”
To this condition, hard as it was, he joyfully acceded ; and the
oath being administered in all due form, he bade his new
acquaintance most heartily and sincerely a long farewell. Taking
hold of his guide, they issued from the place, and swam up till they
regained the surface of the sea, and, landing at the said stupendous
pinnacle, they found their former steed ready fur a second canter.
The guide breathed upon the fisher, and they became like men. They
mounted their horse, and fleet as had been their course towards the
precipice, their return from it was doubly swift; and the honest
seal-killer was laid down at his own door-cheek, where his guide
made him such a present as would have almost reconciled him to
another similar expedition—such as rendered his loss of profession,
in so far as regarded the seals, a far less intolerable hardship
than he. had at first considered it.
THE MERMAID OF KNOCKDOLION
The old house of
Knockdolion stood near the water of Girvan, with a black stone at
the end of it. A mermaid used to come from the water at night, and
taking her scat upon this stone, would sing for hours, at the same
time combing her long yellow hair. The lady of Knockdolion found
that this serenade was an annoyance to her baby, and she thought
proper to attempt getting quit of it, by causing the stone to be
broken by her servants. The mermaid, coming next night, and finding
her favourite seat gone, sang thus—
“Ye may think on your cradle— I’ll
think on my stane;
And there’ll never be an heir to Knockdolion aerain.”
Soon after, the
cradle was found overturned, and the baby dead under it. It is added
that the family soon after became extinct.
THE YOUNG LAIRD OF LORENTIE
The young Laird of
Lorentie, in Forfarshire, was one evening returning from a hunting
excursion, attended by a single servant and two greyhounds, when, in
passing a solitary lake, which lies about three miles south from
Lorntie, and was in those times closely surrounded with natural
wood, his ears were suddenly assailed by the shrieks of a female
apparently drowning. Being of a fearless character, he instantly
spurred his horse forward to the side of the lake, and there saw a
beautiful female struggling with the water, and, as it seemed to
him, just in the act of sinking. “Help, help, Lorntie!” she
exclaimed. “Help, Lorntie—help, Lor,” and the waters seemed to choke
the last sounds of her voice as they gurgled in her throat. The
laird, unable to resist the impulse of humanity, rushed into the
lake, and was about to grasp the long yellow locks of the lady,
which lay like hanks of gold upon the water, when he was suddenly
seized behind, and forced out of the lake by his servant, who,
farther-sighted than his master, perceived the whole affair to be
the feint of a water-spirit. “Bide, Lorntie—bide a blink! ” cried
the faithful creature, as the laird was about to dash him to the
earth; “ that wauling madam was nae other, God sauf us! than the
mermaid.” Lorntie instantly acknowledged the truth of this
asseveration, which, as he prepared to mount his horse, was
confirmed by the mermaid raining herself half out of the water, and
exclaiming, in a voice of fiendish disappointment and ferocity,—
“Lorentie, Lorntie,
Were it na your man,
I had got your heart’s bluid
Skirl in my pan.”
NUCKELAVEE
NUCKELAVEE was a
monster of unmixed malignity, never willingly resting from doing
evil to mankind. He was a spirit in flesh. His home was the sea; and
whatever his means of transit were in that element, when he moved on
land he rode a horse as terrible in aspect as himself. Some thought
that rider and horse were really one, and that this was the shape of
the monster. Nuckelavee’s head was like a man’s, only ten times
larger, and his mouth projected like that of a pig, and was
enormously wide. There was not a hair on the monster’s body, for the
very good reason that he had no skin.
If crops were blighted by sea-gust or mildew, if live stock fell
over high rocks that skirt the shores, or if an epidemic raged among
men, or among the lower animals, Nuckelavee was the cause of all.
His breath was venom, falling like blight on vegetable, and with
deadly disease on animal life. He was also blamed for long-continued
droughts; for some unknown reason he had serious objections to fresh
water, and was never known to visit the land during rain.
I knew an old man who was credited with having once encountered
Nuckelavce, and with having made a narrow escape from the monster’s
clutches. This man was very reticent on the subject. However, after
much higgling and persuasion, the following narrative was
extracted:—
Tammas, like his namesake Tam o’ Shanter, was out late one night. It
was, though moonless, a fine starlit night. Tammas’s road lay close
by the seashore, and as he entered a part of the road that was
hemmed in on one side by the sea, and on the other by a deep
fresh-water loch, he saw some huge object in front of, and moving
towards him. What was he to do? He was sure it was no earthly thing
that was steadily coming towards him. He could not go to either
side, and to turn his back to an evil thing he had heard was the
most dangerous position of all; so Tammie said to himself, “The Lord
be aboot me, an’ tak’ care o’ me, as I am oot on no evil intent this
night! ” Tammie was always regarded as rough and foolhardy. Anyway,
he determined, as the best of two evils, to face the foe, and so
walked resolutely yet slowly forward. He soon discovered to his
horror that the gruesome creature approaching him was no other than
the dreaded Nuckelavee. The lower part of this terrible monster, as
seen by Tammie, was like a great horse with flappers like fins about
his legs, with a mouth as wide as a whale’s, from whence came breath
like steam from a brewing-kettle. He had but one eye, and that as
red as fire. On him sat, or rather seemed to grow from his back, a
huge man with no legs, and arms that, reached nearly to the ground.
His head was as big as a clue of simmons, and this huge head kept
rolling from one shoulder to the other as if it meant to tumble off.
But what to Tammie appeared most horrible of all, was that the
monster was skinless; this utter want of skin adding much to the
terrific appearance of the creature’s naked body,—the whole surface
of it showing only red raw flesh, in which Tammie saw blood, black
as tar, running through yellow veins, and great white sinews, thick
as horse tethers, twisting, stretching, and contracting as the
monster moved. Tammie went slowly on in mortal terror, his hair on
end, a cold sensation like a film of ice between his scalp and his
skull, and a cold sweat bursting from every pore. But he knew it was
useless to flee, and he said, if he had to die, he would rather see
who killed him than die with his back to the foe. In all his terror
Tammie remembered what he had heard of Nucke lavee’s dislike to
fresh water, and, therefore, took that side of the road nearest to
the loch. The awful moment came when the lower part of the head of
the monster got abreast of Tammie. The mouth of the monster yawned
like a bottomless pit. Tammie found its hot breath like fire on his
face: the long arms were stretched out to seize the unhappy man. To
avoid, if possible, the monster’s clutch, Tammie swerved as near as
he could to the loch; in doing so one of his feet went into the loeh,
splashing up some water on the foreleg of the monster, whereat the
horse gave a snort like thunder and shied over to the other side of
the road, and Tammie felt the wind of Nuckelavee’s clutches as he
narrowly escaped the monster’s grip. Tammie saw his opportunity, and
ran with all his might; and sore need had he to run, for Nuckelavee
had turned and was galloping after him, and bellowing with a sound
like the roaring of the sea. In front of Tammie lay a rivulet,
through which the surplus water of the loeh found its way to the
sea, and Tammie knew, if he could only cross the running water, he
was safe; so he strained every nerve. As he reached the near bank
another clutch was made at him by the long arms. Tammie made a
desperate spring and reached the other side, leaving his bonnet in
the monster’s clutches. Nuekelavee gave a wild unearthly yell of
disappointed rage as Tammie fell senseless on the safe side of the
water.
THE TWO SHEPHERDS
There were out
between Lochabpr and Baidea-nach two shepherds who were neighbours
to each other, and the cne would often be going to see the other.
One was on the east side of a river, and another on the west. The
one who was on the west side of the river came to the house of the
one who was on the east of it on an evening visit. He stayed till it
was pretty late, and then he wished to go home. “It is time to go
home,” said he. “It is not that which thou shalt do, but thou shalt
stay to-night,” said the other, “since it is so long in the night,”
“I will not stay at all events; if I were over the river I don't
care more.” The houseman had a pretty strong son, and he said, “I
will go with thee, and it will set thee over the river, but thou
hadst better stay.” “I will not stay at all events.” “If thou wilt
not stay I will go with thee.” The son of the houseman called a dog
which he had herding. The dog went with him. When he set the man on
the other side of the river, the man said to him, “ Be returning
now; I am far in thy debt.” The strong lad returned, and the dog
with him. When he reached the river as he was returning back home,
he was thinking whether he should take the stepping-stones, or put
off his foot-clothes and take below. He put off his foot-clothes for
fear of taking the stepping-stones, and when he was over there in
the river the dog that was with him leaped at the back of his head.
He threw her off him; she leaped again: he did the same thing. When
he was on the other side of the river he put his hand on his head,
and there was not a bit of a bonnet, on it. He was saying, whether
should he return to seek the bonnet, or should he go home without
it. “It’s disgusting for me to return home without my bonnet; I will
return over yet to the place where I put my foot-clothes off me; I
doubt it is there that-I left it.” So he returned to the other side
of the river. He saw a right big man seated where he had been, and
his own bonnet in his hand. He caught hold of the bonnet, and he
took it from him. “What business hast thou there with that?—It is
mine, and thou hadst no business to take it from me, though thou
hast got it.” Over the river then they went, 'without a word for
each other, fiercely, hatingly. When they went over, then, on the
river, the big man put his hand under the arm of the shepherd, and
he began to drag the lad down to a loch that was there, against his
will and against his strength. They stood front to front, bravely,
firmly on either side. In spite of the strength of tho shepherd’s
son, the big man was about to conquer. It was so that the shepherd’s
son thought of putting his hand about an oak tree that was in the
place. The big man was striving to take him with him, and the tree
was bending and twisting. At last the tree was loosening in the
earth. She loosened all but one of her roots. At the time when the
last root of the tree slipped, the cocks that were about the wood
crowed. The shepherd’s son understood when he heard the cocks
crowing that it was on the short 3ide of day. When they heard
between them the cocks crowing, the big man said, “ Thou hast stood
well, and thou hadst need, or thy bonnet had been dear for thee.”
The big man left him, and they never more noticed a tiling near the
river.
FATLIPS
About fifty years
ago, an unfortunate female wanderer took up her residence in a dark
vault, among the ruins of Dryburgh Abbey, which during the day, she
never quitted. When night fell, she issued from this miserable
habitation, and went to the house of Mr. Haliburton, of Newmains, or
to that of Mr. Erskine, of Shielfield, two gentlemen of the
neighbourhood. From their charity she obtained such necessaries as
she could be prevailed upon to accept. At twelve, each night, she
lighted her candle, and returned to her vault; assuring her friendly
neighbours that, during her absence, her habitation was arranged by
a spirit, to whom she gave the uncouth name of Fatlips, describing
him as a little man, wearing-heavy iron shoes, with which he
trampled the clay floor of the vault, to dispel the damps. This
circumstance caused her to be regarded, by the well-informed, with
compassion, as deranged in her understanding; and by the vulgar,
with some degree of terror. The cause of her adopting this
extraordinary mode of life she would never explain. It was, however,
believed to have been occasioned by a vow that, during the absence
of a man to whom she was attached, she would never look upon the
sun. Her lover never returned. He fell during the civil war of
1745-46, and she never more would behold the light of day.
THE SILLY MUTTON
Come, draw your
chairs up to the fire, and listen to the tale I am about to tell.
But mind and put three pocket-handkerchiefs on the table beside me,
neither more nor less, and don’t forget your own, for sad, sad is
the telling, and tearful the conclusion of the story; and I should
like us to be prepared for every emergency.
“What a smell of cooking!” said the auld wife, as she came home from
the village to the foot of the brae. “Farmer M'Nab must be having a
rare feast to-night!”
Stay a minute; I am beginning at the wrong end of the story. Let us
commence properly at the first line. You would not understand it
otherwise, I know, though, of course, you are all so very clever.
It was a silly mutton that got behind the flock that summer’s daj',
and lost itself on the road. Ho one was to blame but itself, neither
the shepherd nor the collie dog was in fault, for,—greedy thing,—as
the flock was being driven over the moor, the silly mutton saw a bit
of nice, tasty grass by the roadside, and determined to have it at
any price. So it hid behind a boulder of granite till the flock and
shepherd and collie dog had gone past, and then, with a low “ baa,
baa ” of satisfaction, it proceeded to browse on the coveted
pasture.
But it was not long before it began to repent its folly, for the sky
grew suddenly dark and lowering, rain began to fall, and night-time
to approach. Where was the silly mutton to find refuge now, or seek
companionship? The flock was far away, and the shepherd and kind
collie dog out of sight and call. With anxious heart the silly
mutton wandered all over the moorland waste in a rare fright,
hopeful that some friend might take pity upon it, for it was young,
and had never been really alone before in its life. Ah! it was such
a lonely spot. A nasty growl of thunder increased the fears of the
silly animal, while the hideous and ominous croak of a raven from a
neighbouring pine-tree nearly drove all the little sense it had left
out of its head.
“Baa, baa, baa!” moaned the silly mutton, as it galloped hither and
thither; “Baa, baa, baa! where shall I seek refuge? baa, baa! Oh,
there’s something at last!” it cried, as it spied the smoke of a
bothy curling up from behind a heathery hillock, and, turning a
corner, it ran through a little wicket gate tip between a patch of
kale and potatoes, and never rested till, with a butt of its head,
it burst open the low door, and entered the humble abode.
“Good life and sour sCones!” exclaimed the auld wife, as she started
up iD a fright at the sudden intrusion; but she soon recovered
herself when she saw what it was, and in another moment was
congratulating herself upon such a luckv treasure-trove. “Come in,
come in, my pretty mutton,” quoth she. “Good luck has fallen to me
to-day, I must admit. Before long I shall make some money out of
this visitor, I feel sure. I will feed it and look after it till the
good time comes; it will repay me all my trouble.” So the silly
mutton had a rare time of it— shelter overhead, and enough to eat
and drink in all conscience, and the only thing it had to do was to
eat, sleep, chew the cud, and grow fat at the auld wife’s fireside.
The silly mutton was not quite lost to all sense of gratitude:
perhaps it would have been better if it had been; and it thought one
day,-as it lay before the hearth and considered what good quarters
it had, “Let me see; how can I do the kind auld wiffi a favour 2
Truly, I would like to do her one, if it was in my power. I will
listen carefully, and, the first time I see a chance, I will do my
best to please her.”
I told you the silly mutton was lying before the fire at the moment
of which I am speaking. It was evening, and the auld wife had just
finished her supper—a good meal of porridge, with just a taste of
herring, potatoes, and salt, to make it go down, while a bowl of
fresh milk, half emptied, was by her side, to be put away in the
press with the remains of the feast, for next morning’s breakfast.
“Oh, dearie me!” said the auld wife, yawning, for she was very
tired, having been out all day in the turnip-field till her back
ached; “oh, dearie me! how I do wish the supper would clear itself
off the table by itself! and that I could find myself bedded just as
I am, without having to get up and undress!”
“Ah!” thought the silly mutton, “now is my chance to do the auld
wife a favour. I’ve grown so and filled out so the last month, I’m
sure I’m strong enough for that” And, would you believe it? before
the auld wife could say “Gizzard,” the silly mutton had butted the
table upside down, so that all the supper was cleared off it on to
the floor, and the auld wife found herself pitched slap on her back
in the bed, for the silly mutton had deftly put his head between her
legs, and, with a kick out behind, sent her flying across the room!
“Baa, baa, baa!” said the silly mutton, grinning from ear to ear at
his success; “baa, baa, baa! what d’ye think o’ that, auld wife?”
“Baa, baa, baa!” yelled the auld wife from the bed. “Just wait a
minute, and I’ll baa, baa you!” Then, painfully crawling from the
bed, she reached out her hand for the broomstick and made for the
silly mutton. “Now comes the reward,” thought the silly mutton, and,
indeed, it never knew how it happened, but in less than a minute it
found himself out of the door, down the road, with many a sore place
on its hide.
“Well, there’s no
accounting for the ingratitude of some follrs,” moaned the silly
mutton. “I shall certainly be careful how I do a kindness next rime,
if I ever get a chance! Let’s hopa I shall get the chance;” and it
disconsolately wandered along thf moorland road.
“Baa, baa, baa! Will no one take pity upon a poor silly mutton that
has lost its way? Baa, baa. baa! Ah, there’s something at last!”
said the silly mutton, as it saw another auld wife carrying her
spinning-wheel up a narrow path that seemed to enter a wood by the
side of the highway. “I’ll follow her. She can’t carry that thing
far; I fancy we must be near her home.” So it followed the auld wife
at a short distance.
“Holloa!” said the auld wife, turning round as she heard footsteps
after her; “my patience me! why, here’s a mutton coming up the road!
Well, if we only wait long enough luck will come surely to our
doors, and a good fleece into the bargain. The poor thing looks a
bit banged about; but still, a day or two of combing will put that
all to rights. I shall shear a good fleece. Come in, silly mutton,
come in and welcome!” And saying this, she held the low door of the
bothy open, and the silly mutton, nothing loth, went in and sat down
by the peat-fire.
And since it knew how to behave well in the house, this auld wife
and the silly mutton got on capitally, and she chuckled to herself
over her luck, for her stock of wool was getting very low, and here
was enough to keep her wheel going again for a long time to come. So
the silly mutton throve, and got quite fat, and its fleece shone
bright, so silky was it; for the auld wife took great care of it,,
combing and washing it daily, till the mutton could not help wishing
it could do something in return. The wife was so very kind, that the
mutton looked out. daily for an opportunity to repay her, until one
fine morning quite unexpectedly, just before shearing-time, the
chance came.
“One never can get all one wants,” muttered the auld vrife out loud,
just as she was starting for a walk. “What a trouble it will be for
me to have that mutton sheared! I must go, I suppose, this very day
to Farmer IP Nab up the valley, and see if one of his gillies can
lend me a hand, or I shall be late. Oh, how I do wish the fleece
would come off of itself, and save me all the bother! But there, I
must not complain.” So off she started up the, valley.
“Ah, auld wife,” muttered the silly mutton, “I think I can do that
job for you without troubling any Farmer 11‘Nabs or tiresome gillies.
You really have been so kind, that, however much it hurts, I will
try my very best; and, when I get my fleece off. it will he, nice
and cool, the weather is so sultry, so I shall gain too by the good
action, I’m sure.”
The garden of the auld wife, I may tell you, was full of groset
bushes; there was also a quickset hedge round the patch, and some
very prickly old whins one side the fence. “ This is the very thing
for me,” said the silly mutton; and there and then it rolled about
on the top of the whips, it caperpd in and out of the quiekset
hedge, and it danced the Flowers of Edinburgh round and between the
groset bushes. In less than ten minutes there were left on the silly
mutton’s back but a few wretched shreds of wool, hanging down in s
miserable tangle here and there, while with scratches and cuts from
head to tail it presented a most deplorable appearance. And there on
the whins, the hedge, and the groset bushes liung scraps of fleece
in festoons of every length, till a west wind springing up sent a
good half of them flying along the road like bits of foam, a
pleasant surprise to meet the auld wife on her return from the
farmer’s.
Now came the auld wife. She had been longer than she had expected,
having been detained picking up a few scraps of the wool which she
spied on the road, thinking, poor soul, they were shed from a
passing flock, and, though not of much worth, were still useful to
make up in odds and ends. But, when she arrived at the bothy and saw
the hideous desolation, and the wretched object standing making
faces at her in the pathway, though her mouth flew wide open in
surprise, she was absolutely dumb with her astonishment and rage.
“Baa, baa, baa! see what I have done for you!” cried the silly
mutton; “baa, baa, baa! Ah, here comes the reward!” For now it saw
the auld wife striding up towards him along the pathway at a great
rate.
The silly mutton never knew how it was done, but the next moment it
found itself shot through the quickset hedge into the road beyond,
smarting behind with the most dreadful pain it had ever felt, for
there the auld wife’s uplifted boot had struck it, disappointment
and rage lending power to the blow!
“Oh dear, oh dear!
the auld wife’s brogues must have been ahod with iron spikes!”
moaned the silly mutton, as it galloped down the road as fast as
three legs could carry it. The fourth leg, let me remark in passing,
was of no use: it was so sore, so very sore. “The au!d brute, to
behave so! Well, there’s certainly no accounting for the ingratitude
of some people,” said the silly mutton. “I shall certainly be very
careful how 1 do a favour next time, if I ever get the chance. Let’s
hope I shall get the chance;” and he painfully wandered down the
moorland road.
“Baa, baa, baa! will no one take pity upon a poor silly mutton that
has lost his way? Baa, baa, baa! Ah! there’s something at last,
surely,” as he saw another auld wife picking up sticks in a little
copse beside the way. “I’ll just sit down in the ditch here till
she’s finished her gathering, and then follow her home.”
And the silly mutton had not long to wait, for the auld wife’s
bundle was soon gathered, and, as she toddled off home, the silly
mutton followed at a respectful distance until she arrived at her
bothy; and, just as she opened the door, it slipped past her quickly
and lay down by the peat-fire. Oh! it knew how to behave prettily by
this time, you may take that for sure.
“Holloa!” said the auld wife, “a mutton in my bothy! Where in the
wide world did that come from? Can it be Farmer M'Xab has sent it to
me for my larder during the winter? At any rate, I’ll think so until
he, or whoever it belongs to, sends for it, which, I do hope
sincerely, will never be. Oh, mercy me! what a state the poor thing
is in! But it is fat, for all that, and that’s all I want.” So pho
patched np the silly mutton’s scars and tears, and cut o£F the
ragged bits of fleece that still hung about him, and washed the
bruise where the last auld wife had given such a gruesome kick, and
then, having fed the mutton with every good thing she could think
of, sat down by the fire and congratulated herself on her good luck.
And from day to day
she fed the silly mutton on all there was good and nourishing, and
the silly mutton grew fat and sleek, so that now it barely cared to
move from his seat by the hearth, but ate and slept, and slept and
ate all day long.
And so delighted was the silly mutton with his new quarters and new
mistress, that all former misfortunes were forgotten, and it
thought: “Sure, so kind an auld wife cannot be ungrateful. I will
try and do her a favour if it is in my power, and if I only can
discover what she wants.”
And now the dark nights of November approached, when the auld wife
thought it was time to salt the mutton and hang it up in the larder
for winter use. So it happened one afternoon, while she sat
considering how much of the mutton would do fresh for her present
use, and how much was to be salted for the winter’s store, she put
out her hand and stroked the silly mutton tenderlv down his sides.
“Ah!” said she out loud, “what lovely chops! what bonnie chops are
here! Oh, dearie me! if they only could be roasted without any
bother on my part, what a lucky woman I should be, to be sure! ” and
she sighed as she put on her shawl and daundered off, for she had
something that afternoon to do down in the village, and wanted to
get back home before it was quite dark.
Now, I must tell you, when the auld wife put out her hand and
stroked the silly mutton, though she did it very tenderly and
softly, it awoke, and, looking up, heard the auld wife’s last words.
If it had heard all about the salting and the larder, perhaps it
would not have been so precious obliging. But, said the silly
mutton, “She wants my chops roasted without any trouble, does she?
Dear old lass! so she shall; it is not very difficult, and only a
step from this corner to the fire. As mv fleece came again soon
after I gave that away, it won’t take much longer till I get my
chops back again, I suppose. It is little enough she asks after all
her trouble and attention to me, I must say.” So he got up and sat
slap down in the midst of the burning embers in the centre of the
hearth.
“Holloa!” said the silly mutton, “what a smell of cooking there is!
Where’s it coming from, I wonder?”
“Holloa!” said the silly mutton, “I’m getting a bit too hot; I hope
the chops will be done soon!”
“Holloa!” said the silly mutton, “the smoke is choking me! Why can’t
the auld wife have better peats?”
“Holloa!” said the silly mutton. But it said no more, for it was a
great deal too fat to move up when once it had sat down; and, choked
with the Smoke, it fell back suffocated on the auld wife’s hearth.
“What a smell of cooking!” said the auld wife, as she came from the
village to the foot of the brae. “Farmer M‘Nab must be having a
grand feast! Why has he not asked me to it? the stingy old hunks!
Dearie me! but it makes my mouth water. But I’ll have as good a
feast myself sooner or later, and I won’t ask him to that—no, no,
not I! and she stopped for a moment to laugh as she thought of the
silly mutton at home and his fat chops.
“What a smell of cooking!” said the auld wife, when at last she got
to the top of the brae, and she turned her face to the wind and
sniffed again. “It can’t come from Farmer M‘Nab for he is down to
the right, and this good smell comes from further up the valley, and
there is only my house further on. It must be some strolling tinkers
in the wood hard by making their supper. I do hope they have not
been helping themselves to any of mine in my absence. They are nasty
fellows, those tinkers!” and she picked up her petticoats and went,
on faster.
“What a smell of cooking!” said the auld wife, as she turned the
corner of the pine wood by her bothy. “Oh! oh! oh! oh I what do I
see?”
Ah! how can I describe the spectacle that met her gaze —smoke in
volumes pouring from the door and windows; at the top a burning
roof-tree, and the frizzling remains of an animal lying' in the
middle of the blazijg furniture!
And then it was, believe me, the auld wife opened her mouth and
began,—no, I won’t tell you what she said; it won’t make the story
any better to listen to, or the conclusion any less sad to relate.
Suffice it to say it was neither pretty nor polite.
But, as the silly mutton said, there is no accounting for the
ingratitude of some folk; and that’s not such a silly remark if you
look at it sideways, is it? |