“Alack-a-day! it was the
school-house indeed; but, to be sure, sir, the squire has pulled it
down, because it stood in the way of his prospects.”—Mackenzie.
The old school of
Cromarty was situated in a retired little comer, behind the houses where
the parish burying-ground bordered on the woods of the old castle. It
was a low, mean-looking building, with its narrow latticed windows,
which were half buried in the thatch, opening on the one side to the
uncouth monuments of the churchyard, and on the other, through a
straggling line of willows which fringed the little stream in front, to
the ancient timeworn fortalice perched on the top of the hill. Mean,
however, as it seemed—and certainly no public edifice could owe less to
the architect—it formed one of Knox’s strongholds of the Reformation,
and was erected by the united labours of the parishioners, agreeably to
the scheme laid down in the First Book of Discipline, long previous to
the Education Act of 1646. It had become an old building ere the
Restoration, and fell into such disrepair during the reign of
Episcopacy, that for a time it no longer sheltered the scholars. I find
it enacted in the summer of 1682, by the Kirk-Session—for, curious as it
may seem, even the curates in the north of Scotland had their
kirk-sessions and their staffs of elders—that “the hail inhabitants of
the burgh, especially masons and such as have horse, do repayre and bigg
the samin in the wonted place, and that the folk upland do provide them
with feal and diffiot.” And, in the true spirit of the reign of Charles
II., a penalty of four pounds Scots enforced the enactment.
The scheme of education
drawn up by our first Reformers was stamped by the liberality of men who
had learned from experience that tyranny and superstition derive their
chief support from ignorance. Almost all the knowledge which books could
supply at the time was locked np in the learned languages; and so it was
necessary that these languages even the common people should acquire. It
was appointed, therefore, “ that young men who purposed to travail in
some handicraft for the good of the commonwealth, should first devote
ane certaine time to Grammar and the Latin tongue, and ane certaine time
to the other tongues and the study of philosophy.” Even long after the
enactment, when we had got authors of our own in every department of
literature, and a man could have become learned, if knowledge be
learning, simply as an English reader, an acquaintance with Latin formed
no unimportant part of a common Scotch education. Our fathers pursued
the course which circumstances had rendered imperative in the days of
their great-grandfathers, merely because their great-grandfathers had
pursued it, and because people find it easier to persist in hereditary
practices than to think for themselves. And so the few years which were
spent in school by the poorer pupils of ordinary capacity, were absurdly
frittered away in acquiring a little bad Latin and a very little worse
Greek. So strange did the half-learning of our common people (derived in
this way) appear to our southern neighbours, that there are writers of
the last century who, in describing a Scotch footman or mechanic, rarely
omit making his knowledge of the classics an essential part of his
character. The barber in Roderick Random quotes Horace in the original;
and Foote, in one of his farces, introduces a Scotch valet, who, when
some one inquires of him whether he be a Latinist, indignantly exclaims,
“Hoot awa, man ! a Scotchman and no understand Latin! ”
The school of Cromarty
produced, like most of the other schools of the kingdom, its Latinists
who caught fish and made shoes; and it is not much more than thirty
years since the race became finally extinct. I have heard stories of an
old house-painter of the place, who, having survived most of his
school-fellows and contemporaries, used to regret, among his other
vanished pleasures, the pleasure he could once derive from an
inexhaustible fund of Latin quotation, which the ignorance of a younger
generation had rendered of little more value to him than the paper-money
of an insolvent bank; and I have already referred to an old cabinetmaker
whom I remember, who was in the practice, when his sight began to fail
him, of carrying his Latin New Testament with him to church, as it
chanced to be printed in a clearer type than any of his English ones. It
is said, too, of a learned fisherman of the reign of Queen Anne, that
when employed one day among his tackle, he was accosted in Latin by the
proprietor of Cromarty, who, accompanied by two gentlemen from England,
was sauntering along the shore, and that, to the surprise of the
strangers, he replied with no little fluency in the same language.
The old castle rose, I
have said, direct in front of the old school, about three hundred yards
away; and, tall itself, and elevated by the green hill on which it
stood, it formed, with all its timeworn turrets, and all its mouldering
bartisans, a formidable spectre of the past. Little thought the proud
hereditary sheriffs of the stern old tower, that the humble building at
the foot of the hill was a masked battery raised against their
authority, which was to burst open their dungeon door and to beat down
their gallows. But a very formidable battery it proved. There is a class
of nature’s aristocracy that has but to arise from among the people, in
order that the people may become influential and free; and the lowly old
school did its part in separating from the general mass its due
proportion of these, as mercury separates gold from the pulverized rock
in which it is contained. If, in passing along the streets, we see
a handsomer domicile than the low tenements around it, we may safely
conclude that the builder spent his boyhood in the old school; that if
he went out to some of the colonies, he carried with him as his stock in
trade a knowledge of figures and the pen, and returned with both that
and a few thousands on which to employ it; or if his inclination led him
to sea, that he became, through his superior intelligence, the commander
of a vessel; if to London, that he rose into wealth as a merchant; or if
he remained at home, that he gained a competency as a shopkeeper,
general trader, or master mechanic. I am not making too much of my
subject when I affirm, that the little thatched hovel at the foot of the
Castlehill gave merchants to the Exchange, ministers to the Church,
physicians to the Faculty, professors to Colleges, and members to
Parliament.
One of the pupils reared
within its walls—the son of old Clerk Davidson, a humble subordinate of
the hereditary sheriff —became a wealthy London merchant, and, after
establishing in the city a respectable firm, which still exists,
represented his native county in Parliament. Another of its boys, the
late Mr. William Forsyth, to whom I have already had occasion to refer,
revived the sinking trade of the town; and, though the son of a man who
had once worked .as a mechanic, he took his well-merited place among the
aristocracy of the district, not less from the high tone of his
character, and the liberality of his views and sentiments, than from the
extent of his resources. Yet another of its boys, a Mr. James Ross,
entered life as a common sailor, and, after rising by his professional
skill to a command in the navy, published a work on the management of
nautical affairs, which attracted a good deal of notice at the time
among the class to which it was specially addressed. The late Dr. James
Robertson, librarian of the University of Edinburgh, and its Professor
of the Oriental Tongues, was a native of Cromarty, of humble parentage,
and experienced his first stirrings of scholastic ambition in the old
school. He was the author of a Hebrew grammar, to which the self-taught
linguist, Dr. Alexander Murray, owed, as he tells us in his interesting
Autobiography, his first introduction to Hebrew; and we learn from
Boswell, in his Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, that Dr. Johnson,
when in Edinburgh, “was much pleased with the College library, and with
the conversation of Dr. James Robertson, the librarian.” Provost Hossack
of Inverness, whom the author of the “Jacobite Memoirs” terms, in
relating his spirited remonstrance with the Duke of Cumberland in behalf
of the conquered rebels, “a man of humanity, and the Sir Robert Walpole
of Inverness, under the direction of President Forbes,” was also a
Cromarty man, the child of seafaring parents, and received the education
through which he rose, in its school. And his namesake and contemporary,
Dr. Hossack of Greenwich, one of the first physicians of his time, was
likewise a native of Cromarty—not of the town, however, but of the
landward part of the parish; and owed his first knowledge of letters to
the charity of the schoolmaster. There is, unfortunately, not much of
the Doctor’s story known; but to the little which survives there
attaches a considerable amount of interest.
He had lost both his
parents when an infant; all his other nearer kindred were also dead: and
so he was dependent in his earlier years for a precarious subsistence on
the charity of a few distant relatives, not a great deal richer than
himself. Among the rest there was a poor widow, a namesake of his own,
who earned a scanty subsistence by her wheel, but who had heart enough
to impart a portion of her little to the destitute scholar. The boy was
studious and thoughtful, and surpassed in his tasks most of his
schoolfellows; and after passing with singular rapidity through the
course pursued at school, he succeeded in putting himself to college.
The struggle was arduous and protracted; sometimes he wrought as a
common labourer, sometimes he taught an adventure school; he deemed no
honest employment too mean or too laborious that forwarded his scheme;
and thus he at length passed through the University course. His
town’s-people then lost sight of him for nearly twenty years. It was
understood, meanwhile, that some nameless friend in the south had
settled a small annuity on poor old Widow Hossack; and that a Cromarty
sailor, who had been attacked by a dangerous illness when at London, had
owed his life to the gratuitous attentions of a famous physician of the
place, who had recognised him as a town’s-man. No one, however, thought
of the poor scholar; and it was not until his carriage drove up one day
through the main street of the town, and stopped at the door of his
schoolfellow, William Forsyth, that he was identified with “ the great
Doctor” who had attended the seaman, and the benefactor of the poor
widow. On entering the cottage of the latter, he found her preparing
gruel for supper, and was asked, with the anxiety of a gratitude that
would fain have rendered him some return, “O Sir! will ye no tak’
brochan?” He is said to have been a truly excellent and benevolent
man—the Aber-cromby of a former age; and the ingenious and pious J\Ioses
Browne (a clergyman who, to the disgrace of the English Church, was
suffered to languish through life in a curacy of fifty pounds per annum)
thus addresses him in one of his larger poems, written immediately after
the recovery of the author from a long and dangerous illness:—
“The God I trust with
timeliest kind relief
Sent the beloved physician to my aid,
Generous, humanest, affable of soul,
Thee, dearest Hossack;—
Oh! long known, long loved,
Long proved; in oft found tenderest watching cares,
The Christian friend, the man of feeling heart;)
And in his skilful, heaven-directed hand,
Put his best pleasing, only fee, my cure.”
Sunday Thoughts, Part iv.
The reputation of the old
school necessarily varied with the character and acquirements of its
several teachers. About a century ago, it was one of the most celebrated
in this part of the kingdom, and was attended by the children of country
gentlemen for sixty miles round. The teacher, a Mr. David Macculloch,
was a native of the parish; and so highly were his services appreciated
by the people, especially by such among them as kept lodgers, that they
used to allege he was the means of circulating more money among them
than all their shopkeepers and tradesfolk put together. He was a
licentiate of the Church, and was lost to the place by receiving an
appointment to a semi-Highland parish somewhere in Perthshire; when his
fame as a teacher was transferred for half an age to the parish
schoolmaster of Fortrose, a Mr. Smith. It was under this man, who is
said to have done for the burghers of Cha-nonry and Rosemarkie all that
Mr. Macculloch had done for the householders of Cromarty, that Sir James
Mackintosh, so well known in after years as a statesman and philosopher,
received the rudiments of his education. Next in course the burgh of
Nairn became famous for the skill of its parish teacher, a Mr. Strath;
and there still survive a few of his pupils to testify to his merits and
to express their gratitude. Since his death, however, the fame of
educational ability has failed to be associated in any very marked
degree with our northern parochial schools—in part a consequence, it is
probable, of that change in the tactics of tuition which, by demanding a
division of labour in the educational as in other departments, at once
lessens the difficulty and increases the efficiency of teaching. It is
at least obvious that few succeed well in what is very difficult; and
that every improvement in any art must add either to the value of what
the art produces, or, what seems to have happened in this case, to the
facility of production.
The successor of Mr.
Macculloch in the old school—a Mr. Russel—though not equally celebrated
as a teacher, was in other respects a more remarkable man About twelve
years after his appointment, he relinquished his pedagogical charge for
a chapel in Kilmarnock, and there he came in contact and quarrelled with
our great national poet, who, bold and unyielding as he was, seems to
have regarded the stern pedagogue of the north as no weak or puny
antagonist; at least, against none of his other clerical opponents did
he open so powerful a battery. We find him figuring in the “Holy Fair,”
in the “Ordination,” in the “Kirk’s Alarm,” and in the “Twa Herds,” one
of whom was the “wordy Russel.” Some degree of interest must necessarily
attach to the memory of a man who seems destined never to be wholly
forgotten; and as I have known and often conversed with several of his
pupils, and remember even some of his mature contemporaries, I must
communicate to the reader 9. few of their more characteristic
recollections of the man of whom they were accustomed to speak and think
as Russel the “hard schoolmaster.” .
It is now somewhat more
than eighty years since John Russel, a native of Moray, and one of the
Church’s probationers, was appointed to the parish school of Cromarty.
He was a large, robust, dark-complexioned man, imperturbably grave, and
with a singularly stem expression stamped on his dusky forehead, that
boded the urchins of the place little good. And in a few months he had
acquired for himself the character of being by far the most rigid
disciplinarian in the country. He was, I believe, a good, conscientious
man, but unfortunate in a temper at once violent and harsh, and in
sometimes mistaking its dictates for those of .duty. At any rate,
whatever the nature of the mistake, never was there a schoolmaster more
thoroughly feared and detested by his pupils; and with dread and hatred
did many of them continue to regard him long after they had become men
and women. His memory was a dark morning cloud resting on their saddened
boyhood, that cast its shadows into after life. I have heard of a lady
who was so overcome by sudden terror on unexpectedly seeing him, many
years after she had quitted school, in one of the pulpits of the south,
that she fainted away in the pew ; and of another of his scholars named
M‘Glashan—a robust, daring young man of six feet—who, when returning to
Cromarty from some of the colonies, solaced himself by the way with
thoughts of the hearty drubbing with which he was to clear off all his
old scores with the dominie. Ere his return, however, Mr. Russel had
quitted the parish; nor, even if it had chanced otherwise, might the
young fellow have gained much in an encounter with one of the boldest
and most powerful men in the country.
But Polyphemus himself,
giant as he was, and a demigod to boot, could not always be cruel with
impunity. The schoolmaster had his vulnerable point; he was a believer
in ghosts ; at all events he feared them very heartily, whether he
believed in them or no; and some of his boys, much as they dreaded him,
contrived on one occasion to avenge themselves upon him through his
fears. In the long summer evenings he was in the habit of prosecuting
his studies to a late hour in the schoolroom ; from which, in returning
to his lodgings, he had to pass through the churchyard. And when
striding homewards one night, laden with books and papers, so affrighted
was he by a horrible apparition, all over white, which started up beside
him from beneath one of the tombstones, that, casting his burden to the
winds, and starting off like wildfire, he never once looked behind him
until he had gained his landlady’s fireside. It is said that he never
after prosecuted his evening studies in the school. The late minister of
Knockbain, Mr. Roderick M‘Ken-zie, for many years father of the
Presbytery of Chanonry, used to tell with much glee that he knew a very
great deal about the urchin who, in behalf of the outraged youthhood of
the place, wore the white sheet on this interesting occasion. “I was
quite as much afraid of ghosts,” he used to say, “as Mr. Russel himself;
but three of my companions lay fast ensconced, to keep me in heart and
countenance, under a neighbouring gravestone.”
There was among Russel’s
pupils a poor boy named Skinner, who, a3 was customary in Scottish
schools of the period, blew the horn for gathering the scholars, and
kept the catalogue and the key, and who, in return for his services, was
educated by the master, and received some little gratuity from the boys
besides. To the south of the Grampians he would have been termed the
Janitor of the school; whereas in the north, in those days, the name
attached to him, in virtue of his office, was the humbler one of “ The
Pauper.” Unluckily, on one occasion, the key dropped out of his pocket;
and, when school time came, the irascible dominie had to burst open the
door with his foot. He raged at the boy with a fury so insane, and beat
him with such relentless severity, that in the extremity of the case,
the other boys rose up shrieking around him as if they were witnessing
the perpetration of a murder; and the tyrant, brought suddenly to
himself by so strange an exhibition, flung away the rod and sat down.
And such, 'it is said, was the ini' pression made on the mind of poor “
Pauper Skinner,” that though he quitted the school shortly after, and
plied the profession of a fisherman until he died an old man, he was
never from that day seen disengaged for a moment, without mechanically
thrusting his hand into the key-pocket. If excited too, by any
unexpected occurrence, whatever its nature, he was sun to grope hastily,
in his agitation, for the missing key. One-other anecdote illustrative
of Mr. Russel’s temper. He was passing along the main street of the
town, in a day of wind and rain from the sea, with his head half-buried
in his breast, when he came violently in contact with a thatcher’s
ladder, which had been left sloping from the roof of one of the houses.
A much less matter would have sufficed to awaken the wrath of Mr. Russel:
he laid hold'of the ladder, and, dashing it on the pavement, broke with
his powerful foot, ere he quitted it, every one of the “rounds.”
For at least the last six
years of his residence in Cromarty he was not a little popular as a
preacher. His manner was strong and energetic, and the natural severity
of his temper seems to have been more than genius to him when
expatiating, which he did often, on the miseries of the wicked in a
future state. The reader will scarce fail to remember the picture of the
preacher dashed off by Bums in the Holy Fair; or to see that the poet’s
arrows, however wickedly shot, came from no bow drawn at venture:—
“Black Russel is nae
spairin’;
Hsi piercing words, like Highland swords,
Divide the joints an’marrow
His talk o’ hell, where devils dwell,
Our verra sauls does harrow
Wi’ fright that day.
“A vast unbottom’d,
boundless pit,
Fill'd fou o’ lowin’ brunstane,
Whase ragiu’ flame and scorchin’ heat
Wad melt the hardest whunstane.
The half-asleep start up wi’ fear,
And think they hear it roarin’,
When presently it does appear
’Twas but some neebor snorin’
Asleep that day.”
I have seen one of
Russel’s sermons in print; it is a controversial one, written in a bold
rough style, and by no means inferior as a piece of argument; but he was
evidently a person rather to be listened to than read. He was quite a3
stern in Church matters, it is said, as in those of the school; but men
are less tractable than boys; and his severity proved more effectual in
making his pupils diligent than in reforming the town’s-people. He
converted a few rather careless boys into not very inferior scholars;
but though he set himself so much against the practice of
Sabbath-evening walking, that he used to take his stand every Sunday,
after the church had dismissed, full in the middle of the road which
leads from the town to the woods and rocks of the Southern Sutor, and
sometimes turned back the walkers by the shoulders after he had first
shaken them by the breast, the practice of Sabbath-evening walking
became even more common than before. Instead of addressing himself to
the moral sense of the people, he succeeded in but arousing their
combative propensities; and these, once awakened, took part against a
good cause, simply because it had been unwisely and unjustifiably
defended.
I have an uncle in
Cromarty, now an elderly man, who, when residing in Glasgow in the year
1792, walked about ten miles into the country to attend a sacramental
occasion, at which he was told Mr. Kussel was to officiate, and which
proved to be such a one as Bums has described in his “Holy Fair.” There
were excellent sermons to be heard from the tent, and very tempting
drink to be had in an ale-house scarcely a hundred yards away; and
between the tent and the ale-house were the people divided, according to
their tastes and characters. A young man preached in the early part of
the day—his discourse was a long one; and, ere it had come to a close,
the mirth of the neighbouring topers, which became louder the more
deeply they drank, had begun to annoy the congregation. Mr. Russel was
standing beside the tent. At every fresh burst of souud he would raise
himself on tiptoe, look first, with a portentous expression of
countenance, towards the ale-house, and then at the clergyman; who at
length, concluding his part of the service, yielded to him his place. He
laid aside the book, and, without psalm or prayer, or any of the usual
preliminaries, launched at once into a powerful extempore address,
directed, over the heads of the people, at the ale-house. I have been
assured by my relative that he never before or since heard any thing
half so energetic. His ears absolutely tingled, as the preacher
thundered out, in a voice almost superhuman, his solemn and terrible
denunciations. Every sound of revelry ceased in a moment; and the
Bacchanals, half-drunk, as most of them had ere now become, were so
thoroughly frightened as to be fain to steal out through a back window,
and slink away along bypaths through the fields. Mr. Russel was
ultimately appointed one of the ministers of Stirling. A Cromarty man, a
soldier in a Highland regiment, when stationed in Stirling Castle, had
got involved one day in some street quarrel, and was swearing furiously,
when a tall old man in black came and pulled him out of the crowd.
“Wretched creature that ye are!” said the old man; “come along with me.”
He drew him into a quiet comer, and began to expostulate with him on his
profanity, in a style to which the soldier, an intelligent though by no
means steady man, and the child of religious parents, could not but
listen. Mr. Russel—for it was no other than he—seemed pleased with the
attention he paid him; and on learning whence he had come, and the name
of his parents, exclaimed with much feeling, “Wae’s me! that your
father’s son should be a blackguard soldier on the streets of Stirling!
But come awa.” He brought him home with him, and added to the serious
advice he had given him an excellent dinner. The temper of the preacher
softened a good deal as he became old; and he was much a favourite with
the more serious part of his congregation. He was, with all his defects,
an honest, pious man; and had he lived in the days of Renwick or
Cargill, or, a century earlier, in the days of Knox or Wishart, he might
have been a useful one. But he was unlucky in the age in which he lived,
in his temper, and in coming in contact with as hardheaded people as
himself.
The parish schools of
Scotland had their annual satumalian feast, of what may be well deemed
an extraordinary character, if we consider their close connexion with
the National Church, and that their teachers were in so many instances
licensed clergymen waiting for preferment. On Fasten’s-eve, just when
all Rome was rejoicing in the license of the Carnival, the schoolmaster,
after closing the service of the day with prayer, would call on the boys
to divide and choose for themselves “Head-stocks,” i.e., leaders, for
the yearly cock-fight of the ensuing Shrove-Tuesday. A sudden rush would
immediately take place among the pigmy population of the school to two
opposing desks, which, piled up with urchin a-top of urchin half-way to
the rafters, would straightway assume the appearance of two treacled
staves, covered with black-bottle flies in a shopkeeper’s yard, on a day
of midsummer. The grave question of leadership soon settled, in
consequence of previous out-of-door arrangement, the master, producing
the catalogue, would next proceed to call the boys in alphabetical
order; and each boy to intimate, in reply, under what “head-stock” he
purposed fighting his cocks, and how many cocks he intended bringing
into the pit. The master, meanwhile, went on recording both items in a
book —in especial the number of the cocks—as, according to the
registered figure, which always exceeded the array actually brought into
the fight, he received, as a fixed perquisite of his office, a fee of
twopence per head. The school then broke up; and for the two ensuing
days, which were given as holidays for the purpose of preparation, the
parish used to be darkened by wandering scholars going about from
farmhouse to farmhouse in quest of cocks. Most boys brought at least one
cock to the pit; and “ head-stocks”—selected usually for the wealth of
their parents, and with an eye to the entertainment with which the
festival was expected to close—would sometimes bring up as many as ten
or twelve. The cock-fight ball, given by the victorious “head-stock” on
the eve of his victory, was always regarded as the crowning item in the
festival.
On the morning of Shrove
Tuesday, the floor of the school, previously cleared of all the forms,
and laid out into a chalked circle, representative of the cockpit,
became a scene of desperate battle. The master always presided on these
occasions as umpire; while his boys clustered in a ring, immediately
under his eye, a little beyond the chalked line. The cocks of the lads
who ranged under the one “ head-stock” were laid down one after one on
the left, those of the other, as a bird dropped exhausted or ran away,
upon the right; and thus the fight went on from morning till far in the
evening ; when the “head-stock” whose last bird remained in possession
of the field, and whose cocks had routed the greatest number in the
aggregate, was declared victor, and formally invested with a tinsel cap,
in a ceremony termed the “crowning.” The birds, however, were permitted
to share in the honour of their masters—and in many schools there was a
small silver bell, the property of the institution, attached to the neck
of the poor cock who had beaten the largest number of opponents ; but
very rarely did he long survive the honour. I remember seeing one
gallant bird, who had vanquished six cocks in succession, stand in the
middle of the pit, one of his eyes picked out, and his comb and bells
all in a clot of blood, and then, in about half a minute after his last
antagonist had fled, fall dead upon the floor. It is really wonderful
how ingenious boys can be made, in even the more occult mysteries of the
cockpit, when their training , has been good. Some hopeful scholars had
learned to provide themselves with medicated grains for drugging, as the
opportunity offered, the birds of an opponent; and it was no unusual
thing for a lad who carried his cock under his arm in the crowd, to find
the creature rendered unfit for the combat by the skilful application of
the pin of an antagonist, who, having stolen stealthily upon him from
behind, succeeded in serving the poor animal as the minions of Mortimer
served the hapless Edward II. Gamebirds who, in inconsistency with their
previous character, refused to fight, were often found, on examination,
to have pins thrust up more than two inches into their bowels. The birds
who, without any such apology, preferred running away to fighting, were
converted into droits, under the ill-omened name of fugies, and
forfeited to the master of the school. And these were rendered by him
the subject of yet another licensed amusement of the period. The fugies
were fastened to a stake in the playground, and destroyed, one after
one, in the noble game of cock-throwing, by such of the pupils or of the
town’s-people as could indulge in the amusement at the rate of a
halfpenny the throw. The master not only pocketed all the halfpennies,
but he also carried home with him all the carcases. It is perhaps not
very strange that good men, of naturally severe temper, like Mr. Russel,
should have said grace over their cock-a-leekie thus procured, without
once suspecting that there was anything wrong in the practice j but that
schoolmasters like M‘Culloch, who was a person of humanity, should have
done so, serves strikingly to show how blinding and tyrannical must be
that influence which custom exercises over even the best of men; and
that not only does religion exert a beneficial effect on civilisation,
but that civilisation may, in turn, react with humanizing influence on
the religious. The very origin of the festival is said to have been
ecclesiastical. It was instituted, we find it intimated in the Clavis
Calendaria, in allusion to the indignities offered to our Saviour by the
Jews before the crucifixion; but how it should have survived the
Reformation, and been permitted not only to shelter, like the Gibeonites
of old, in the house of the enemy, but have also become an object of the
direct patronage of many of our best men of the evangelical school,
seems a problem of somewhat difficult solution. It is just possible,
however, that the Reformers, who were well enough acquainted with human
nature to be aware of the necessity of relaxation, might have seen
nothing very barbarous in the practice; seeing that the tone of men’s
feelings in such matters depends more on the degree of refinement which
has been attained to by the age or country in which they live, than on
the severity of their general morals or the purity of their creed. I may
add, that the practice of cock-throwing was abolished in the old school
of Cromarty by Mr. Russel’s immediate successor—the late Rev. Mr.
Macadam of Nigg; but the annual cock-fight survived until put down, a
few years ago, by the present incumbent of the parish.
There was one other
Cromarty man of the last century who became eminent in his own walk and
day, and to whom I must therefore refer ; but I know not that he owed
much, if anything, to the old school of the burgh.
In the Scots Magazine for
May 1789, there is a report by Captain Philip d’Auvergne, of the
Narcissus frigate, on the practical utility of Kenneth M£Culloch’s sea
compasses. The captain, after an eighteen months’ trial of their merits,
compared with those of all the other kinds in use at the time, describes
them as immensely superior, and earnestly recommends to the Admiralty,
their general introduction into the navy. In passing, on one occasion,
through the race of Alderney in the winter of 1787, there broke out a
frightful storm, and so violent was the opposition of the wind and tide,
that while his vessel was sailing at the rate of eleven miles on the
surface, she was making scarce any headway by the land. The sea rose,
tremendously—at once short, high, and irregular; and the motions of the
vessel were so fearfully abrupt and violent, that scarce a seaman aboard
could stand on deck. At a time so critical, when none of the compasses
supplied from his Majesty’s stores would stand, but vacillated more than
three points on each side, “it commanded,” says the captain, “the
admiration of the whole crew, winning the confidence of even the most
timorous —to see how quickly and readily M£Culloch’s steering compass
recovered the vacillations communicated to it by the motion of the ship
and the shocks of the sea, and how truly in every brief interval of rest
the needle pointed to the Pole.” It is further added, that on the
Captain’s recommendation these compasses were tried on board the
Andromeda, commanded at the time by Prince William Henry, our present
king, and so satisfied was the Prince of the utility of the invention,
that he too became a strenuous advocate for their general introduction,
and testified his regard for the ingenious inventor, by appointing him
his com-pass-maker. M‘Culloch, however, did not long survive the honour,
dying a few years after, and I have been unable to trace with any degree
of certainty the further history of his improved compasses. But though
only imperfectly informed regarding his various inventions, and they are
said to have been many, and singularly practical, I am tolerably well
acquainted with the story of his early life; and as it furnishes a
striking illustration of that' instinct of genius, if I may so express
myself, which leads the possessor to exactly the place in which his
services may be of most value to the community, by rendering him useless
and unhappy in every other, I think I cannot do better than communicate
it to the reader.
There stood, about forty
years ago, on the northern side of the parish of Cromarty, an old
farm-house—one of those low, long, dark-looking erections of turf and
stone which still survive in the remoter districts of Scotland, as if to
show how little man may sometimes improve, in even a civilized country,
on the first rude shelter which his necessities owed to his ingenuity. A
worn-out barrel, fixed slantwise in the ridge, served as a chimney for
the better apartment (the spare room of the domicile), which was also
furnished with a glazed window; but in the others the smoke was suffered
to escape, and the light to enter, as chance or accident might direct.
The eaves, overhung by stonecrop and studded by bunches of the
houseleek, drooped ' heavily above the small blind openings and low
door; and a row of ancient elms, which rose from out the fence of a
neglected garden, spread their gnarled and ponderous arms over the roof.
Such was the farmhouse of Woodside, in which Kenneth M‘Culloch, the son
of the farmer, was bom some time in the early half of the last century.
The family from which he sprang—a race of honest, plodding tacksmen—had
held the place from the proprietor of Cromarty for considerably more
than a hundred years before, and it was deemed quite a matter of course
that Kenneth, the eldest son, should succeed his father in the farm.
Never was there a time, in at least this part of the country, in which
agriculture stood more in need of the services of original and inventive
minds. There was not a wheeled cart in the parish, nor a plough
constructed on the modern principle. There was no changing of seed to
suit the varieties of soil, no green cropping, no rotatory system of
production ; it almost seemed as if the main object of the farmer was to
raise the least possible amount of grain at the greatest possible
expense of labour. The farm of Wood side was primitive enough in its
usages and modes of tillage to have formed a study to the antiquary.
Towards autumn, when the fields vary most in colour, it resembled a
rudely executed chart of some large island, so irregular were the
patches which composed it, and so broken on every side by a surrounding
sea of brown sterile moor, that went here and there winding into the
interior in long river-like strips, or expanded within into firths and
lakes. In one comer there stood a heap of stones, in another a thicket
of furze—here a piece of bog—there a broken bank of clay. The
implements, too, with which the fields were tilled, were quite as
uncouth in their appearance as the fields themselves. There was the
single-stilted plough, that did little more than scratch the surface;
the wooden-toothed harrow, that did hardly so much; the cumbrous
sledge—no inconsiderable load of itself, for carrying home the Qorn in
harvest; and the basket-woven conical cart, with its rollers of wood,
for bearing out the manure in spring. With these, too, there was the
usual misproportion to the extent and produce of the farm, of lean
inefficient cattle—four half-starved animals performing, with incredible
labour, the work of one. And yet, now that a singularly inventive mind
had come into existence on this very farm, and though its attentions had
been directed, as far as external influences could direct them, on the
various employments of the farmer, the interests of husbandry were to be
in no degree improved by the circumstance. Nature, in the midst of her
wisdom, seems to cherish a dash of the eccentric. The ingenuity of the
farmer’s son was to be employed, not in facilitating the labours of the
farmer, but in inventing binnacle lamps, which would yield an
undiminished light amid the agitations of a tempest, and in constructing
mariners’ compasses on a new principle. There are instances of similar
character furnished by the experience of almost every one. In passing,
some years since, over a dreary moor in the interior of the country, my
curiosity was excited by a miniature mast, furnished, like that of a
ship, with shrouds and yards, and bearing a-top a gaudy pinnet, which
rose beside a little Highland cottage. And on inquiring regarding it at
the door, I was informed that it was the work of the cottager’s son, a
lad who, though he had scarcely ever seen the sea, had taken a strange
fancy to the life of a sailor, and had left his father only a few weeks
before, to serve aboard a man-of-war.
Kenneth’s first
employment was the tending of a flock of sheep, the property of his
father; and wretchedly did he acquit himself of the charge. The farm was
bounded on the eastern side by a deep bosky ravine, through the bottom
of which a scanty runnel rather tricklcd than flowed; and when it was
discovered on any occasion that Kenneth’s flock had been left to take
care of themselves, and of his father’s corn to boot—and such occasions
were wofully frequent—Kenneth himself was almost invariably to be found
in the ravine. There would he sit for hours among the bushes, engaged
with his knife in carving uncouth faces on the heads of walking-sticks,
or in constructing little water-mills, or in making Liliputian pumps of
the dried stalks of the larger hemlock, and in raising the waters of the
runnel to basins dug in the sides of the hollow. Sometimes he quitted
his charge altogether, and set out for a meal-mill about a quarter of a
mile from the farm, where he would linger for half a day at a time
watching the motion of the wheels. His father complained that he could
make nothing of him— “The boy,” he said, “seemed to have nearly as much
sense as other boys of his years, and yet for any one useful purpose he
was nothing better than an idiot.” His mother, as is common with
mothers, and who was naturally an easy kind-hearted sort of, woman, had
better hopes of him. Kenneth, she affirmed, was only a little peculiar,
and would turn out well after all. He was growing up, however, without
improving in the slightest, and when he became tall enough for the
plough, he made a dead stand. He would go and be a tradesman, he said—a
mason, or smith, or house-carpenter—anything his friends chose to make
him; but a farmer he would not be. His father, after a fruitless
struggle to overcome his obstinacy, carried him with him to a friend in
Cromarty, our old acquaintance, Donald Sandison, and after candidly
confessing that he was of no manner of use at home, and would, he was
afraid, be of little use anywhere, bound him by indenture to the
mechanic for four years.
Kenneth’s new master, as
I have already had occasion to state, was one of the best workmen in his
profession in the north of Scotland. His scrutoires and wardrobes were
in repute up to the dose of the last century, and in the ancient art of
wainscot-carving he had no equal in the country. He was an intelligent
man too, as well as a superior mechanic; but with all his general
intelligence, and all his skill, he failed to discover the latent
capabilities of his apprentice. Kenneth was dull and absent, and had no
heart to his work; and though he seemed to understand the principles on
which his master’s various tools were used and the articles of his trade
constructed, as well as any workman in the shop, there were none among
them who used the tools so awkwardly, or constructed the articles so
ill. An old botching carpenter who wrought in a little shop at the other
end of the town, was known to the boys of the place by the humorous
appellation of “Spull (i e. spoil)-the-wood,” and a lean-sided,
ill-conditioned, dangerous boat which he had built, as “the Wilful
Murder.” Kenneth came to be regarded as a sort of second
“Spull-the-Wood,” as a fashioner of rickety tables, ill-fitted drawers,
and chairs that, when sat upon, creaked like badly-tuned organs; and the
boys, who were beginning to regard him as fair game, sometimes took the
liberty of asking him whether he, too, was not going to build a Wilful
Murder? Such, in short, were his deficiencies as a mechanic, that in the
third year of his apprenticeship his master advised his father to take
him home with him and set him to the plough—an advice, however, on which
the farmer, warned by his previous experience, sturdily refused to act.
It was remarked that
Kenneth acquired more of his profession in the last year of his
apprenticeship than in all the others. His skill as a workman came to
rank but little below the average ability of his shopmates; and he
seemed to enjoy more, and had become less bashful and awkward. His
master on one occasion brought him aboard a vessel in the harbour, to
repair some injury which her bulwarks had sustained in a storm; and
Kenneth, for the first time in his life, was introduced to the mariner’s
compass. The master in after days, when his apprentice had become a
great man, used to relate the circumstance with much complacency, and
compare him, as he bent over the instrument in wonder and admiration, to
a negro of the Kanga tribe worshipping the elephant’s tooth. On the
close of his apprenticeship he left this part of the country for London,
accompanied by his master’s eldest son, a lad of a rather careless
disposition, but, like his father, a first-rate workman.
Kenneth soon began to
experience the straits and hardships of the inferior mechanic. His
companion found little difficulty in procuring employment, and none at
all in retaining it when once procured. Kenneth, on the contrary, was
tossed about from shop to shop, and from one establishment to another;
and for a full twelvemonth, during the half of which he was wholly
unemployed, he did not work for more than a fortnight together with any
one master. It would have fared worse with him than it did, had it not
been for his companion, Willie Sandison, who generously shared
his-earnings with him every time he stood in need of his assistance. In
about a year after they had gone to London, however, Willie, an honest
and warmhearted but thoughtless lad, was inveigled into a disreputable
marriage, and lost in consequence his wonted ability to assist his
companion. I have seen one of Kenneth’s letters to his old master,
written about this time, in which he bewails Willie’s mishap, and dwells
gloomily on his own prospects. How these first began to brighten I am
unable to say, for there occurs about this period a wide gap in his
story, which all my inquiries regarding him have not enabled me to fill;
but in a second letter to his master, now before me, which bears date
1772, just ten years after the other, there are the evidences of a
surprising improvement in his circumstances and condition.
He writes in high
spirits. Just before sitting down to his desk he had heard from his old
friend Willie, who had gone out to one of the colonies, where he was
thriving in spite of his wife. He had heard, too, by the same post from
his mother, who had been so kind to him during his luckless boyhood ;
and the old woman was well. He had, besides, been enabled to remove from
his former lodgings to a fine airy house in Duke’s Court, opposite St.
Martin’s Church, for which he had engaged, he said, to pay a rent of
forty-two pounds per annum, a very considerable sum nearly sixty years
ago. Further, he had entered into an advantageous contract with
Catherine of Russia, for furnishing all the philosophical instruments of
a new college then erecting in Petersburgh—a contract which promised to
secure about two years’ profitable employment to himself and seven
workmen. In the ten years which intervened between the dates of his two
letters, Kenneth M‘Culloch had become one of the most skilful and
inventive mechanicians of London. He rose gradually into affluence and
celebrity, and for a considerable, period before his death his gains
were estimated at about a thousand a year. His story, however,
illustrates rather the wisdom of nature than that of Kenneth M‘Culloch.
We think all the more highly of Franklin for being so excellent a
printer, and of Burns for excelling all his companions in the labours of
the fields; nor did the skill or vigour with which they pursued their
ordinary employments hinder the one from taking his place among the
first philosophers and first statesmen of the age, nor prevent the other
from achieving his widespread celebrity as the most original and popular
of modern poets. Be it remembered, however, that there is a narrow and
limited cast of genius, unlike that of either Burns or Franklin, which,
though of incalculable value in its own sphere, is of no use whatever in
any other ; and to precipitate it on its proper object by the pressure
of external circumstances, and the general inaptitude of its possessor
for other pursuits, seems to be part of the wise economy of Providence.
Had Kenneth M‘Culloch betaken himself to the plough, like his father and
grandfather, he would have been, like them, the tacksman of Woodside,
and nothing more; had he found his proper vocation in cabinet-making, he
would have made tables and chairs for life, like his ingenious master,
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