Bob's adventure—Jock Cheap,
the chapman—Exhortation—Revenge—Character of Jock—Mango Clark—Bob's
success—Evil of avarice.
One day Bob appeared in the
glen with his equipage, his blue caravan well crammed with goods, and the
sturdy mule dragging the vehicle with a cautious step. He stopped at the
door of Muckle Carco, where he was a welcome guest. The cottars greeted him
with a hearty cheer, and no one felt envious at his prosperity. The mule
crept into his old stall in the stable, and the caravan was safely lodged
under cover. Since he left the glen, he had accomplished a wide circuit,
which occupied nearly a whole year. In the evening, when the domestics and a
number of neighbours had forgathered around the hearth in the spacious
kitchen, the gudeman felt a strong curiosity to learn how matters had faired
with Bob during his long absence, and what news was from beyond the hills.
If the company was ready to listen, Bob was as ready to communicate; and so
he rehearsed a variety of incidents that had befallen, and one in
particular, which we shall here relate.
"As I was trudging along the
wilds of Crawfordjohn," said he, "on my way from Douglas Water, where I have
a number of customers, all good and trustworthy folk, among whom I have no
scruple in distributing my wares, for they generally pay honestly and at the
set time, and are kind both to myself and the mule—and so, you see, as I was
coming through the wilds of Crawfordjohn, whom should I encounter but Jock
Cheap, the chapman—he was loaded with a heavy pack, for he is a strong
fellow, and can crouch under a weighty burden with ease; he had been showing
his wares in a shepherd's house by the wayside, and he issued from the door
just as I was passing.
"Ho, Bob,' he cried, 'how
goes the world with you?'
"Pretty fairly," I said.
"'So I presume,' quoth he;
'for I see you are equipt in good style, with your blue caravan and your
douce mule.'
"'The caravan,' I replied,
'eases one's back, and helps to carry a greater quantity of goods, and
altogether makes the business much more profitable. I see,' said I, 'that ye
have a heavy load on your shoulders, and if you have no objections, you may
throw it on the top of the caravan it will ease you for a part of the way,
as we seem to be going in the same direction.' To this he consented, and by
our united efforts we tossed the burden on the roof of the machine, and so
balanced it that it lay pretty solidly on the arched roof of the carriage.
"We walked on for a while in
friendly chat on various matters; and from one thing to another we came to
speak of the selling our wares. He affirmed that it was our plain duty to
take as much as we could possibly get, and that we should feel no scruple on
the ground of what some people might deem an overcharge. 'For you see,' said
he, 'we don't force our goods on any person; we tell them our charges, and
if they don't choose to take the articles they can let them alone.'
"'True,' I said, ' they can;
but still we ought to have an honest rule by which we ought to act. Every
one, to be sure, has his rule, and that rule, I fear, is avarice, pure greed
and extortion, downright extortion, and this seems to be the order of .the
day with not a few in our line.'
"'You hit hard,' he retorted;
'but surely common custom should be common rule? and I don't see how I
should be blamed for acting just as others do. You talk of an honest rule,
but what is that rule, pray?'
"'That rule,' I replied, 'is
conscience, which, enlightened by the Divine law, ought to be every man's
rule in all his transactions with his fellow-men. If we let this go, we
become like a ship torn from its anchorage, and goes adrift on the high
seas. For my part, I would rather have a penny, a single penny, small as
that sum is, with a good conscience, than a pound even in a slightly
dishonest way. In the one case you may expect a blessing, and in the other a
blight, for, depend upon it, dishonest gain will eat like a canker at the
root of all our substance, which will consume it either in our own lifetime
or in that of our successors. Ill-gotten gear, they say, seldom reaches the
third generation. I prize a good conscience in the way of business more than
all that is in my bit caravan ten thousand times over, and I would much
rather ton the whole into that dark Dnneaton stream before us there, and
drive the mole to the hill, than deal dishonestly even in the mort trifling
transaction/
"'Well' replied my companion,
'yon and I differ, and differ widely. I don't, it may be, approve of
extortion more than yon do, bat still I affirm that we ought to take for our
articles as much as we can decently finger. I don't pretend to brag of
conscience as much as you do, although, I opine, I have one within my breast
too; but I say again, that "common custom is common rule," and this was the
law before either you or I were born, and it will be the law after we are
dead, and so I don't like any hypocritical whining on the subject, and,
perhaps, your transactions may not differ much from mine after all.'
"'I do not by any means,'
said I, 'object to an honest profit even though some people may think it
high, because we have, in many cases, to lie out of our money for a whole
year and more, and in some instances we never see a farthing of it. But,
then, we are not to rob some in our sales for the purpose of making up the
deficiencies of others, the public are not to pay for our injudicious
transactions; our losses, like your pack, must lie on our own shoulders, and
must not be transferred to other honest people with whom we may deal.'
"'I tell you, honest Bob as
you brag to be, that you are injuring our trade by your attempting to
undersell us all by the rule of conscience which is an ellwand rather too
long for my measurement, and the murmurings of the dealers in our line are
becoming universal. Since you, with all your high pretensions, set out in
this occupation, I cannot sell the one half that I used to do. The common
reply when I enter a house is, we are waiting for Bob, we expect him this
way very soon, his articles are good in quality, and moderate in price; and
thus it is that the like of us are pushed off the ground, that upstarts like
you may occupy our place. Now, I say, this is intolerable, and we must have
elbow room as well as you; and so, honest Bob, I warn you to look to
yourself, for there are angry fellows among us that will not spare if a
suitable opportunity offer. My advice, then, is to fall in with us, and let
us all have one purse.'
"'Nay,' I replied, 'rather
let the trade follow my plan, and then we shall gain the confidence of the
public, and consequently a better sale; and, though our profits may be
small, they will be more extensive, and hence a greater benefit ia the end.'
"Just as I uttered these
words the mule stumbled, the caravan shook, and Jock's pack came with a
smash to the ground. The road was miry, and the heavy parcel was besmeared
with mud. Jock got into a furious passion, and declared that I had done this
intentionally, and seized me by the collar. We struggled; he was a powerful
man, but I was nimble, and, after wrestling for a while, I extricated myself
from his grasp, and kept him at arms' length, till a man coming up in the
front with a loaded cart, made him desist, for the purpose of dragging his
pack out of the way of the cart. I hastened after the caravan, but he
followed me with loud threats.
"I had scarcely moved a mile
on my way till he came up with me again, and this time armed with a heavy
club which he had cut from the wood by the wayside. He now appeared in a
more furious mood than before, and without ceremony he attacked, with his
ponderous stick, and obviously with a murderous intent, and would, in all
likelihood, have slaughtered me on the spot, had not two shepherds on the
hill, unobserved by us, seen how matters stood, and hastened to the rescue.
Before they arrived, however, their dogs sprang forward, and one of them, a
powerful mastiff, darted with the speed of lightning on Jock, who was above
me, and tore him off, dragging him into a deep ditch by the road-side. The
shepherds arrived with all haste, and tossed his pack into the ditch along
with him. They soused him into the stagnant water again and again. His goods
were literally soaked in the water, and his mishap returned on his own pate.
I wished no evil to the poor man, but the dogs and the shepherds wrought
their will. How Jock will conduct himself after this remains to be seen, but
I fear the worst. This occurrence befel just yesterday, and this day, as I
was coming along, I met a man who told me that Jock came to the farm-house
where he stays, and uttered grievous complaints against me, as having, in
company with other two men, attempted to rob him, and that we misused him
sorely on the road, and plunged both himself and pack into the ditch. In
this way he was making the honest folk believe a falsehood, when, just at
the moment, the two shepherds entered the house and explained the whole
affair. He was then driven unceremoniously from the place, to tell, no
doubt, his own story in other parts as best he might."
Jock was one of those
characters that lived by the way. He purchased damaged goods and sold them
at the best price. Cheating was his business, and it was an easy thing for
him to overreach the unsuspecting servant lassies and lads in the remote
farm-houses in the uplands. He always made the strongest assertions
respecting the superior quality of his goods, and always left a broad margin
for what was called "prigging," putting, in some cases, a double value on
his articles, so that, when he was hard pushed in bargain-making, he could
afford to lower the thing nearly one-half, and thus made his customers
believe that they got a splendid bargain. The reason assigned by him for his
dealing in this way was, that he was in want of money, and that to help
himself out of a pressing difficulty in hard times, he was willing to
sacrifice a good deal. It was in this way that the simple people were
entrapped and swindled on every opportunity. The title which he assumed was
"Jock Cheap," and this was done for the express purpose of hoodwinking the
unsuspecting peasantry; and he succeeded to admiration, for he had well
studied the art of popular gullibility, and fleeced both masters and
servants at his will. In this discreditable practice he continued for a long
time, and it was not till Bob arose that the people began to discover the
cheat, and hence his assumed title was changed into "Jock Cheat, the chapman."
Jock is now entirely
forgotten, but we well remember in our boyish days hearing the old people
speak of "Jock Cheap, the chapman." He left his successor in the person of
the well-known Mungo Clark, who traversed the upper parts of Nithsdale in
the capacity of a pedlar, of whom some curious things are still retailed.
When he was on his death-bed, his conscience seemed to grip him a little for
his over-charges in the way of his business. "But," said he, in his strong
nasal twang, to a friend who had been speaking seriously to him, "I believe
there are large allowances to people in trade." It is to be feared that not
a few in trade are inclined to act on Mungo's principle. It is now many a
long year since Mungo was laid to sleep in the old churchyard of Kirk-bride,
in Nithsdale, on the sunny slope of the hill which overlooks an immense
stretch of country to the south. His body was conveyed to the burying-place
in a hearse, a thing not common in those days except in the case of the more
wealthy people. Among the attendants there were sundry people under the
influence of liquor, and one person in particular was so drunk, that in
order to convey him home some wags thrust him into the hearse. The boy who
drove the hearse descended the hill with some degree of consequence, as
being a conspicuous personage on the occasion; and, proceeding somewhat
hilariously along in the direction of Drumlanrig toll-bar, heard a rumbling
within the conveyance and then a human voice. He was struck with terror,
supposing that either the veritable chapman himself had returned bodily, or
that his restless ghost was making a mournful ado within. He sprang from the
box, and exclaimed, u that Mungo was come back; that he was speaking and
knocking in the place where the coffin had lain. When the hearse was opened,
there lay the drunk man, whom the bystanders restored once more to the light
of day.
Bob was now fully installed
in the good graces of the cottars of the glen. They found in him an honest
man, one who was in every way trustworthy. His caravan was packed to the
roof with a great assortment of soft goods of all fabrics worthy of the
price asked for them. The cottars recognised at once the difference between
Bob's articles and the damaged pieces which Jock was in the habit of
vending, and then the price was nearly the one-third less than what Jock
Cheat usually demanded. With Bob there was no prigging. There was the
article with its veritable price attached, and if it pleased, good and well,
but if not, no matter, no higgling was permitted, take or not take, just as
you please. "I have," said Bob, "in my transactions, two parties whom it is
my endeavour to please—my customers and my conscience —and if I cannot
please my customers but with the displeasure of my conscience, then I just
let them alone."
Bob's sales now began to be
general in the glen, and he soon became a great favourite, so that, with a
few exceptions, the cottars would purchase from no one else. None rejoiced
more heartily in the success of Bob than the worthy Saunders. He saw in him
the principle of a sterling honesty which, though it might have some
difficulties to struggle with at first, would overcome at last. "Honesty,"
said Saunders, "is the best policy, keep by that, Bob." "My wish," said Bob,
"is not to make what the world calls a fortune, through foul means or fair,
but simply an honest livelihood. I admit that. we chapmen have much in our
power, and could quietly cheat on a lesser or a greater scale without any of
our customers having the least discernment of the fraud. I have had many
opportunities of this kind in the way of my calling among simple people,
which it required an effort to resist, but I did resist and overcame, and
now I have the satisfaction of it. Of this I am fully convinced, that if a
person once take the advantage even in the smallest matter, that he is in
danger of doing the same again and again, and will come in time to stifle
the voice of conscience altogether. Solomon says ' that the beginning of sin
is like letting out of water;1 so that sinning in any particular direction
just needs a commencement; and just as drinking becomes step by step an
acquired habit, so avarice, beginning by a small gratification, conducts to
cheating, extortion, theft. And what is extortion but theft; it is just a
secret way of stealing, and the money acquired in this manner is put into a
bag with holes. It is my daily prayer that I may be kept upright in my
dealings, though I should never accumulate a single pound beyond my daily
necessities."
Such were the views of honest
Bob, and if all men in their transactions were to adopt his principles, the
world of commerce would soon exhibit a different aspect. The reigning sin of
our nation seems to be the greed of gain. The very vitals of the community
are prayed on by extortion. It-is fearful to think of the amount of crime
that is committed in this way. And were avarice confined to the world it
were less, but it has crept into the very church, and professedly religious
men are not exempted from this vice. There is no idol more universally
worshipped than Mammon.
We shall see more of Bob in
his future career as an honest man of business, who pursued his calling with
a good conscience, giving heed to the law of the Lord as his rule, and
repudiating Jock's maxim, "common custom common rule."