It was in the autumn of 1857
that a brother and I were first entered at the Glasgow Academy in Elmbank
Street, which had not yet developed into a thoroughfare, much less into a
busy tramway route. The academic walls comprised the central block and two
side wings of the present High School, but were unadorned by the statues
which now look down upon the traffic below. Nearly opposite the gateway a
broken wall and stump of a tree blocked the entrance to Elmbank Crescent,
then only partly built. The large intervening space between the Academy and
Blythswood Square was entirely vacant and went by the name of "The
Orchards," evidently an echo of still earlier days. In frost, after snow,
there were magnificent slides down this slope, which were eagerly taken
advantage of. Beyond this the great chimney of Townsend was being slowly
reared, as was also Renfield Church, with its fine lantern tower and rose
window, admired by Ruskin, just behind the northern boundary.
The enterprise seemed
somewhat hazardous at our tender years. Not only was a forty minutes' walk
involved night and morning from Paisley Road West, but there was the added
drawback of the ferry, then worked by row boats frequently overloaded to the
water's edge by the roughest type of passenger. Only a few years later, it
may be remembered, one of these very boats was actually swamped with great
loss of life. This was not, however, the direct result of overcrowding, but
was attributed rather to the unusually heavy swish from the paddles of a
powerful passing steamer. The community was greatly moved, and a letter from
Father in next morning's paper had some share in the prompt adoption of the
enlarged steam ferry boat which has since been in use. Our alternative
routes on the north side lay by Clyde Street and North Street or by
Washington Street and Bishop Street, and both were about as sordid and
unsavoury as could be imagined. The lower sections abounded in "keelies" who
periodically made assaults on the "gentry" with stones and other missiles.
There was in particular one close, at the foot of Washington Street, with a
second outlet upon Broomielaw, which had a very evil reputation and where we
had always to be specially on guard, sometimes even carrying home- made arms
for self-protection.
These risks, of course,
weighed more with our parents than with ourselves; for had we not
compensations, dear to the boyish heart ? It was not very long before we got
to know all that was worth knowing about the various steamers that plied up
and down the river, as well as about the larger vessels—channel or ocean
going, which moored along the wharves—their names, their funnels, their
figureheads, their destinations and their freights. How instinctively we
admired the bold sweeping lines of the "Panther," "Leopard" and "Princess
Royal," and gauged the severity of the storm through which they had passed
on the previous night by the depth of white brine adhering to their funnels!
How we loathed the filthy condition of the "Rose," "Thistle" and "Shamrock"
after discharging a cargo of Irish cattle! How snug seemed the broad stern
of the "Clansman," with open port- holes, on the eve of departure for the
Hebrides! How weirdly did the bow of the "Druid" loom through the fog from
Campbeltown ! How exhilarating was the chance of being caught in the
back-wash of the "Kelpie" or the "Spunkie," or the "Eagle" or the "Emperor,"
as we crossed the river in their wake! How we chafed at detention by the
"Firefly " with its attendant train of mud-rafts! How we revelled in
emulation of M'Clintock as, with difficulty, we crunched through the solid
ieedrifts! Then, on the south side were berthed the great American liners
fragrant with the scent of apples, and close in their rear lay such sailing
ships as the "Chrysolite" from Australia or the "Wooloomooloo" from New
Zealand— colonies then in their infancy. Besides, there were the great sheds
with their cranes and cordage, their barrels and bales, and the daily finds
of resin, sulphur, maize, nuts or scented wood, valuable in barter and
acceptable as peace offerings when opportunely produced from a bulging
pocket.
For the present I do not
refer to the teaching staff, but seek rather to recall the everyday life of
the school. The session began in the sultry days of early August, and the
hours of actual attendance were from ten to four, two more being required
for home preparation. Out of this long spell there were only allowed two
quarters of an hour for lunch and play combined, half the School getting the
quarters before twelve and two, and the other half the quarters after these
hours. Even these wretchedly short intervals were liable to be encroached
upon by an inconsiderate master, and occasionally a poor fellow would be
"kept in" by way of toning him up for the rest of the day. June and July
were the holiday months, besides which we had a week at Christmas, four
quarter days (for the more convenient reception of fees!) and a long
week-end at the spring and autumn communion seasons, though these last
hardly counted, seeing they were almost entirely occupied with church
services.
The class-rooms, it must be
said, were large and well ventilated, particularly the writing room in the
centre of the building with its double line of windows. There was an
adequate playground with covered shed at one end for rainy days, and there
were several dead gables suitable for racquets. "Creish a,'" crossing, and
prisoners' base were favourite games. At the side of the janitor's house was
a little shop, open at "the quarters " for the sale of scones, cookies,
chester-cakes, parleys and milk. Several of the masters were seen to enter
by the front door for a more substantial repast. Other arrangements were
less satisfactory. There was not anywhere an open-fireplace, in sight of
which one could stand for a few minutes when wet or shivery, and at times we
suffered in consequence from rheumatism in the knees and chill. Two
spring-button taps stood outside where one might wash his hands as best he
could, without soap or towel; or he might refresh himself at the same source
with pure Loch Katrine by means of an iron mug dangling from a chain. Here,
however, I slightly anticipate as regards the quality of water, for it was
not till my third year that we got a holiday while Queen Victoria turned on
the supply from that great Highland reservoir.
A certain mystery always
attached to two small rooms on the ground floor. One of these was known as
the "masters' room," where, it was understood, there were occasional
meetings to discuss unruly boys or to enjoy fragrant coffee which was
sometimes observed to be carried in. It served also for an office on the
quarter days. The other was the "janny's room," entrance to which was streng
verboten. From it Smeaton, the worthy janitor, solemnly emerged with key in
hand to ring the great bell hung high in the out- side corridor; through it
he descended to lower regions where, it was understood, he stoked
subterranean fires; and in its recesses he stored the class footballs and
shelved the school library. Its windows were used for exposing on wet days a
detested "No Football" board, when, for a time, Smeaton forfeited our
goodwill; for displaying the "Academy Rules," regarded by ingenuous youth as
both needless and arbitrary; and for sticking up scrappy catalogues of books
in the library, which were occasionally scanned on the off-chance , of some
welcome novelty. The library was not subsidised by any Carnegie, and could
be joined by any one who chose to subscribe a discarded volume from the home
slock, so that it was easy to secure a reading of such classics as "The
Swiss Family Robinson," "The Young Marooners" or good old " Robinson
Crusoe," with only a few pages awanting, as frequently as desired. The
Academy Rules referred to were not supposed to be binding beyond a single
session, until formally read in each class by the college of masters, after
which we were held to have due notice of rigid enforcement.
There were in all about five
hundred boys in attendance, and the classes were often so large as to be
taught in several divisions. Individuals with strong characteristics are
well remembered, and have proved, in numerous instances, that the "boy is
father of the man." Many live in their nick-names which were not without
clever allusion to some peculiarity of habit or dress. Of such are
Spider-monkey, Zebra, Putty Ribs, Trundlebed, Flamingo, Jelly Bones,
Fusilier and Grub.
The greater number have
already passed from this earthly scene; yet, in the jubilee year of our
class six stalwart representatives discussed old times together, while three
others, one of whom was an M.P., were unable to be with us. Amusing answers
would now and then be given in class. One day I remember a boy being asked
what meal among ourselves corresponded with the Latin "Coena," when,
accepting too readily a whispered prompting, he replied, "Porridge." Another
paraphrased a well-known passage in Horace as "Socrates standing up to his
knees in snow," recalling the classic case of phonetic translation :—
'Caesar'—Caesar, 'venit'—cawe,
' In Hispaniam'—into Spain,
'Summa diligentia'—on the top of the diligenee,
' Omnibus copiis'—the 'bus being full.
Again a boy was asked when
the mariner's compass was invented. Hedging a bit, he answered cautiously,
"Sometime before the birth of Christ." On being informed that it was not
till the twelfth century, he was, however, equal to the occasion and
referred the teacher to the account of Paul's voyage as narrated in the Acts
of the Apostles where we read that they "fetched a compass." I remember
being myself asked in a similar examination where in the Bible the Sabeans
are spoken of. I promptly replied, "About the middle of Isaiah." This was at
once set down to pure guesswork, for which I got short shrift and was
referred to the first chapter of Job, which was running in the teacher's
mind. Next day, however, I produced chapter and verse, and insisted on
getting my mark. We had been reading the prophecies of Isaiah at family
prayers and the unusual name had not escaped attention.
Then, as now, the holidays
were looked forward to from afar, and the very days were counted :—
Three more weeks and where
shall we be
But out of the clutches of old McB !
No more Latin and no more Greek
And no more tawse to make us squeak;
No more English and no more French
And no more sitting on the hard old bench!
About the closing week there
always hung a pleasing sensation as of waking dreamland, a mild foretaste of
the joys that were shortly to be ours. Ten days earlier the prize-lists had
been given out and we knew exactly how we stood. The steam had been shut
off, and we were nearing the terminus. Yet, there still remained the ordeal
of public examination spread over two days, to be followed by the
prize-giving. The examination days had a charm all their own, arising from a
great variety of causes. In the first place the hours of necessary
attendance were reduced by one-half, giving a sense of unwonted freedom;
then the "Rules" were so far in abeyance that we might venture on a turn
beyond the "Bounds" ;besides, having donned our Sunday garb, we were
conscious of looking our best; there were also congratulatory meetings with
beaming parents and friends, and the chance of a special lunch. There was,
moreover, opportunity for ourselves looking in upon class-rooms other than
our own, taking stock of strange masters whom we might one day have to
encounter, while noting also how their present scholars comported
themselves; and, lastly, there was the glorious prospect of limitless
holiday with entrancing dreams of coast or country.
The prize-giving took place
in the Merchants' Hall, which was always packed to overflowing—the boys
being well to the front, and the parents, for once, relegated to back seats.
The chairman of directors, who might sometimes be a Lord Provost—I specially
remember Andrew Galbraith's fine head and snow white locks—presided, and
handed out the calf-bound volumes from the long row before him. These were
not always as modern or entertaining as they might have been ; but half a
dozen made quite a respectable armful to carry home, and the gilt -
lettering on the outside surrounded by a laurel wreath was always
impressive:—
The distribution over, a
closing address followed from some city clergyman. Out of six occasions when
I must have been present, I can distinctly recall five of the speakers,
viz., Dr. Robertson of the Cathedral, Rev. Henry Batchelor of Adelaide
Place, Rev. George Philip of Union Church, Rev. Alexander MacEwen of
Claremont, and Rev. Alexander Cumming of Gorbals. The sixth, if I mistake
not. was Rev. Henry Calderwood of Greyfriars, afterwards Professor of Moral
Philosophy in Edinburgh University. The speakers were well chosen and so
blended humour with counsel as to hold our attention; but final adieus
always ended on the top note, "Opere peracto ludemus." An untoward incident
at the close of my first session led me into a painful experience, while
bringing me into unwilling contact with two medical men of note. On the day
after the prize-giving, we had gone for a sail down the Clyde, when a speck
of cinder from the funnel lodged in my right eye, and set up severe
inflammation. Day after day I was taken by the good mother to Dr. Mackenzie,
the celebrated oculist with consulting room in Bath Street, and I well
remember how the keen little old man used to drop a caustic red lotion into
the affected eye from the end of a camel-hair brush—an operation which sent
me home blind for hours. Little improvement followed, and as I was evidently
much run down, it was wisely decided that I should be sent to the country to
recuperate. Here the ailment increased, involving the other eye until I had
to be led about in total darkness, an opportunity for amusement at my
expense which was not lost upon my brothers. At this juncture Dr. Thomas
Keith, the afterwards famous Edinburgh surgeon, happened to come on a visit.
He strongly urged the burning out of the inflammation by bathing both eyes
in whisky and water as strong as it could be borne. By and by this drastic
treatment had the desired effect. I soon got the length of seeing "men as
trees walking." A blur of black type began to appear in the centre of a
printed page; gradually the lines separated, till at last words and letters
came to be distinguished. Having been then advised to rinse the eyes daily
in cold or tepid water, this practice has been continued ever since with
best results.