Grown-ups should be allowed to go to hell with their own vices – cigarettes, cholesterol, chocolate or chips – intact. (Joan Burnie)

If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough (Jef Mallett)

Call this war by whatever name you may, only call it not an American rebellion; it is nothing more or less than a Scotch Irish Presbyterian rebellion. ((Hessian Officer on American War of Independence 1778))