If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough (Jef Mallett)
Thaim wi a guid Scots tongue in their heid are fit tae gaun ower the warld. (Scots Proverb)
Grown-ups should be allowed to go to hell with their own vices – cigarettes, cholesterol, chocolate or chips – intact. (Joan Burnie)